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12:02 AM
@trichoplax All of the letter are silent except the P.
 
I see
 
I'm naming my son "Johnq", with a silent q.
 
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Q: Concatenating Primes

poi830Challenge: You are given an string containing only digits 0-9. Print the minimum number of primes which must be concatenated to form the string. If this is impossible, print 0. Test Cases: Input: 252 Output: 3 Input: 235 Output: 2 Input: 92 Output: 0

 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You mean Gohnq
 
@trichoplax JIF pie, of course.
 
12:05 AM
What about the diacritics?
 
@Dennis The best of all possible pies
 
@Doorknob Without them, it would be GIF pee with a hard G.
 
I just realized that in JS, classes are first class objects! That is awesome :D
 
if you pronounce every program "jif" there would never be any confusion
 
12:07 AM
@poi830 the g is silent, it's pronounced if
 
@El'endiaStarman I will (eventually).
 
@Downgoat Wrong, the g and i are silent, and the f rhymes with truck
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wat.
 
the f is pronounced duck, as in duckroll
 
oh
gif = fuck?
 
12:09 AM
XD
gj
 
All programs are converted to a number as bijective base 256, called n. Then all programs are pronounced as the vowel /i/ held for exactly n seconds.
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clearly the most elegant solution
 
That certainly sounds like a strong motivation for golfing before reading aloud
 
._. how does google know who I'm hosting my domain though...
 
@Doorknob i propose a modification
the vowel is prefaced by the r sound and followed by "get out normies" to imitate 4chan users
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12:24 AM
nice
 
What is the name for the set of all sets of substrings that concatenate to the given string?
 
@Doorknob again :P
 
@poi830 Can confirm; I have been on 4chan and this is a highly accurate imitation
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Could you give an example?
 
1 2 3
1 23
12 3
123
Like that, where a space separates a subset
 
12:32 AM
Something like partitions?
 
yeah its partitions
 
In mathematics, a partition of a set is a grouping of the set's elements into non-empty subsets, in such a way that every element is included in one and only one of the subsets. == DefinitionEdit == A partition of a set X is a set of nonempty subsets of X such that every element x in X is in exactly one of these subsets (i.e., X is a disjoint union of the subsets). Equivalently, a family of sets P is a partition of X if and only if all of the following conditions hold: P does not contain the empty set. The union of the sets in P is equal to X. (The sets in P are said to cover X.) The intersection...
 
its a little different from partitions of a set though because strings can repeat
 
Thanks! (Guess what challenge I'm working on :P)
 
12:35 AM
@Maltysen double-rekt
@isaacg Is it just me or is Pyth's Heroku down with "application error"
 
me too
 
@Doorknob I might have ran an infinite loop by mistake. it'll be back in a sec
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hahaha
 
yeah that should really be fixed
 
12:39 AM
thats a pretty serious issue
 
still not up yet -_- I done screwed up
 
I can't for the life of me get an algorithm for finding string partitions :|
 
There's a GitHub user named "-" that can have no repos, because every URL but the profile itself results in an error: github.com/-
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@mınxomaτ o_O
 
checking all the partitions would take forever anyway
 
12:47 AM
@Doorknob back up
@poi830 that's what mine and issacg's does
 
hey its back up
 
oh, my greedy algorithm is wrong anyway
it fails for 31149
 
> Although the partition problem is NP-complete
Well, that explains a lot.
 
greedy doesnt always work
 
@poi830 31149 would be a good extra test case (if you take the longest prime 311, you're left with 49; the correct solution is 31 and 149)
 
12:49 AM
thanks
will add
 
Wow, this problem is hard :/
 
it is NP-hard
 
brute force, as always, is the way to go :D
 
\o/ tied with issacg
 
Hi everyone. How goes golfing and life?
 
12:53 AM
@Doorknob Just you
 
@isaacg yeah, it's back now
 
16 mins ago, by Maltysen
@Doorknob I might have ran an infinite loop by mistake. it'll be back in a sec
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm sorry
 
>_>
 
12:54 AM
@HelkaHomba :P
 
we need to fix that
 
How many partitions are there of a string of length N?
 
@isaacg btw, check out my github.com/Maltysen/pyth_native
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 2^(N-1) I think
not sure
 
That would make sense.
 
12:55 AM
yeah
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ it seems to be for me
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ pyth.herokuapp.com/…
 
GAH! I forgot to remove duplicates. Carry on.
> In how many ways can you partition a set of n elements? There are many ways to calculate this, but as far as I can tell, the easiest is using Catalan numbers:
 
Is there a (sfw) topic that has (probably) never been discussed on TNB?
 
To kill a mockingbird?
 
12:59 AM
@HelkaHomba The merits of utilizing koalas to operate heavy machinery in an arctic climate
 
The history of the byzantines?
 
Sep 2 '14 at 13:21, by PhiNotPi
I'm working on a bot called The Fourth Crusade to destroy Byzantine.
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The possible use of seeds for propagating our species?
 
with a beautiful pun as well :D
 
@Doorknob :D
@HelkaHomba Actually, the answer is no. If ever a topic comes up, then it's discussed. Otherwise, the topic is pretty much non-existent :P
 
1:01 AM
@HelkaHomba I could probably come up with a few out of Star Wars' Expanded Universe. :P
 
I could come up with plenty out of Nethack :D
 
@Doorknob How did you find/remember that?
 
@PhiNotPi search
 
@PhiNotPi Doorknob is a quantum computer.
 
do we have a stacksort challenge?
 
1:04 AM
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Q: Book Stack Sort

Martin BüttnerWhen stacking books you usually want to put the largest ones at the bottom and the smallest ones at the top. However, my latent OCD makes me feel very uneasy if I've got two books where one is shorter (in height) but wider than the other. No matter which order I place them in, the top book will e...

 
@Downgoat not stack sort, stacksort
 
@Maltysen The xkcd thing?
 
yeah
 
> This fetches arbitary JavaScript from StackOverflow and eval()s it.
what could possibly go wron...
 
Would it be really different that other questions that require getting info from SE?
 
1:06 AM
> and runs them until it returns the correct answer
how does it know what the correct answer is...
 
It implements stacksort, duh
 
@Downgoat checking if something is sorted is only O(n)
 
oh yeah
duh\
2/10 returned incorrect resutl
 
actually, nvm I have a waaaaay better idea for a challenge
 
@Maltysen ok, brb, stealing that challenge idea
 
1:08 AM
@Downgoat Reading the bountied answer made me realize that we're one of the few SE sites where people collaborate on making stuff (or inspire one another to do so). Which is pretty cool.
 
@Downgoat wait you forgot your mind-reading device
 
@Maltysen ??
 
@Downgoat how were you planning to steal my idea if I didn't tell you what it was?
 
4 mins ago, by Maltysen
@Downgoat not stack sort, stacksort
you linked me to the challenge ieda
 
1:09 AM
oh I thought you were talking about my better one
 
sure you can seal that
 
> seal
[waits for another typo] :P
 
oaky
 
...
> oaky
 
1:10 AM
> 2 parents
how can a git commit have 2 parents...
 
@Downgoat Me and my friend said oaky just because neither of us could spell that word
 
@Downgoat it can, there's some complicated way
 
@Downgoat oh it's so cute
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wat
 
1:12 AM
Speaking of partitions, I'm surprised there doesn't seem to be a "coin piles" problem with them.
e.g. N = 3 gives:
o o o
oo o
o oo
ooo
 
@quartata DON'T STAR THAT
 
@Downgoat ha no
 
@HelkaHomba jjL;_./*\o
 
@Maltysen pls describe
 
I think
 
1:13 AM
@quartata ;_;
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I don't think that includes imgur gigs
 
@Downgoat oh well
@Maltysen therefore I am
 
Jul 26 '15 at 6:04, by Optimizer
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1:17 AM
Okay, I'm gonna stop. This is pointless. :P
@quartata O__________O
 
@quartata I will star the original, not the repost
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lo nu mi pensi cu se jalge lo nu mi zasti
 
@Doorknob no hablo espanol?
 
@Doorknob g'hiigrith m'nuglath e pens i cola
 
@Doorknob ....is that Lojban? I see no periods...
 
1:18 AM
@El'endiaStarman hahaha, yes, it is
 
@El'endiaStarman I think the only thing with periods in Lojban is .i
 
no
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ -1 for that language not being JavaScript
 
Honestly, if I scramble up lojban, it's bound to still look like lojban :P
 
@quartata Any word beginning with a vowel has a preceding denpa bu (.), and every word ending with a consonant has one at the end
 
1:19 AM
@quartata I haven't paid very much attention to what Lojban looks like beyond a quick glance. Every time, I see so many periods... :P
 
ensoi nus sa iom ucui l jpg izl enmetla
 
Also Lojbanized names are always surrounded by denpa bu (this is a recent rule called dotside)
 
@Doorknob Oh, that's actually clever.
How are they pronounced? Do they kinda work like liaisons in French?
 
@quartata The period represents a mandatory pause (glottal stop, etc.). This way, spoken Lojban is unambiguous as to where word boundaries are.
(combined with penultimate emphasis)
 
@Doorknob OK.
 
1:21 AM
So it should be really easy to do voice recognition on Lojban?
 
Well... insofar as easy as it is to distinguish phonemes from an audio recording. :P
 
Wow, that's two xkcd comics today that I don't remember seeing before.
 
You're also allowed to pronounce certain phonemes different ways. ex. the letter r can be pronounced /ɹ/, /r/, /ɾ/, ... any rhotic sound is fine.
 
(The other one was the operating systems timeline one, related to GNU Hurd.)
 
1:23 AM
This is one of my favorites, absolutely made by the title text
 
Hmm. Earlier, there was an attempt to see if there was a height limit on oneboxes. But it wasn't an xkcd onebox...so I'mma try that now.
Okay, there is a height limit.
 
I repeat, Amazon oneboxes are huge. :P
So are Wikitionary oneboxes, sometimes.
 
Yeah, I've seen.
 
Wow, yeah.
 
1:27 AM
That's not even close to the biggest one I've seen
It took up my entire screen. That's 1080 pixels, I think.
 
If you're going to type define: a, do it in the Sandbox.
 
@Doorknob wow, jeez :P
 
@Doorknob are phonemes like memes you look at on your phone
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1:35 AM
hahahaha
 
Welcome back, Alex. We've missed your presence for hours.
:D
 
So, I'm reading this sprite comic made by someone I'm fairly sure isn't a native speaker, or never got much education (AkumaTH), so I gloss over all the spelling and grammar mistakes. But twice now, I've seen this:
> the theological next step in evolution
.........
 
speaking of computational linguistics
have any of you participated in NACLO
 
I don't even know what NACLO is.
 
@Downgoat:
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Q: 420 <s>Blaze</s> Golf It

MaltysenThis is a pretty simple challenge, but (I hope) a fun one. Task If right now either the month is 4 and the day is 20, the hour is 4 and the minute is 20, or the minute is 4 and the second is 20, print this ascii art: . .:. :...

 
that strikethrough did not work
 
@poi830 yeah you can't do markdown in titles
so I faked it
 
WHY DOES THE OCEAN TASTE SO SALTY ALL THE TIME
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repost /s
 
1:53 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D
 
@Maltysen yeah?
 
@Downgoat my awesome challenge idea ^^^^^^^^^
 
oh
@Maltysen -1 I feel this challenge is very inappropriate :P
 
@NewMainPosts Huh. Why does the ocean taste so salty all the time?
 
1:56 AM
Time to play the "Guess that language game"
v"input" z oi 3
v"len"   l V"input"
v"cur"   Za 1 V"len"
v"vals"  Y
W
 <
  V"cur"
  V"input"
)
v"vals" + V"vals" ~: ~+ V"cur"
v"cur"
Zw
 ZW V"cur" _1 h g V"cur"
 V"len"1
}
v"vals" + V"vals" ~: ~+ V"cur"
V"vals"
:P
 
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Partitioning -> Encoding
{1, 2, 3} -> (1, 1, 1)
{1} {2, 3} -> (2, 1, 1)
{2} {1, 3} -> (1, 2, 1)
{1, 2} {3} -> (2, 2, 1)
{1} {2} {3} -> (3, 2, 1)
^ how does this work?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have no idea
 
Well, I'm sure you thought about it for a long time :P
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Label the number with the partition it goes into.
 
1:59 AM
> IEEE 754 Single-Precision Floating-Point Unit (FPU)
+1 to texas instruments.
 

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