12:39 PM
tv news programme just talked about the "jihadist galaxy"
IT IS SO OBVIOUS IN RETROSPECT
HOW ELSE COULD YOU EXPLAIN 9/11
THEY SEND THEM UFOS TO ABDUCT PEOPLE AND TURN THEM INTO BLOODTHIRSTY SUICIDAL BOMBERS AGAINST THEIR WILL
THEN USE EXTREMELY SOPHISTICATED ENCRYPTED CHANNELS TO DIRECT THEM TO THE DESIGNATED TARGET
THESE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TERRORISTS WILL PATIENTLY WAIT IN LINE FOR ANY NECESSARY SECURITY CHECKS, COOPERATING WITH THE AUTHORITIES
THE AUTHORITIES HOWEVER! WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY.
THEY WILL SIFT THROUGH PETABYTES AND PETABYTES OF USELESS DATA ABOUT LIKELY TERRORIST SUSPECTS -- PEOPLE WHO ARE A NINTH-CONNECTION OF SOMEONE WHO ONCE GOOGLED "TOR"
THEY WILL CRUNCH AND MUNCH ALL OF THIS GARBAGE IN ORDER TO FIND OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME
WHO WON THE 2009 MLB WORLD SERIES
EMPOWERED BY THIS SUDDEN DISCOVERY, THE AUTHORITIES ARE ABLE TO DISCONNECT THE TERRORIST DRONE FROM ITS MOTHERBASE IN ALPHA CENTAURI
AND BRING JUSTICE TO THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD
BY SPYING THE FUCK OUT OF THEM AND EVERYONE THEY HAVE EVER LAID THEIR EYES UPON
THINK OF THE CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN CAN BECOME TERRORISTS, TOO.
ARE YOU ALSO POTENTIALLY A TERRORIST? PLEASE REPORT YOURSELF.
BE A MODEL TO TERRORIST-TO-BE CHILDREN.
SCIENCE TELLS US THAT ALIENS ARE UNABLE TO ABDUCT TRUE PATRIOTS, FOR TRUE PATRIOTS OPEN-CARRY SEVEN SMGs AT ALL TIMES
THUS BEING ABLE TO TAKE OVER THE UFOS AND DRIVING THEM STRAIGHT INTO AREA 51
WHERE THEY BECOME HEROES OF FREEDOM
AND LIVE THE LIFE OF THE FOREVER WINNER
AND REAP THE BENEFITS OF OUR TRUE SOCIETY, UNLIMITED FREE SODA REFILLS FOREVER
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