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5:32 PM
A co-worker just sent me this. He's right: I'm da man!
 
5:44 PM
A person I don't know well at all came by to pick up some stuff.
 
We call those people "thieves" over here.
 
He started talking about his divorce and got very detailed and personal.
 
posted on July 31, 2014 by sgdi

There once was a man in his forties Who’d never done anything naughty His life had been quiet He’d had a strict diet He wasn’t particu’ly sporty

 
Looking for some free psychotherapy, I suppose.
 
My replies were in the {mm, uhu} range
 
5:46 PM
Yeah, needy people suck, don't they?
 
Can I ask a favor Rob?
 
17 secs ago, by Robusto
Yeah, needy people suck, don't they?
Just kidding. Go ahead.
 
What happened? o.o
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog It was all in my head.
 
5:49 PM
stop deleting stuff faster than I can read :(
 
No use reading them tho. Personal business, it seems. I respect the privacy.
 
Yeah it was same old lame old.
@skullpatrol I must ask him what he thinks of me.
Think he is in his interview now.
 
@Robusto What is your opinion on "Word Crimes"?
YOu guys too. Thoughts?
 
Not sure what you mean by "Word Crimes".
 
5:54 PM
 
@JohanLarsson he likes you, because you admit your lack of knowledge
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog Mildly entertaining. Nowhere near as good as sex, drugs, or rock 'n' roll.
 
The video is nice
 
@Robusto I meant, as in is the video accurate?
 
It didn't change my life.
 
5:55 PM
can you guys spot any errors? lol
 
I assume weird Al's prescriptivist attitude is somewhat ironic
 
@Robusto why the 'n' in rock 'n roll?
 
@skullpatrol SOunds like a good question entry in ElU
 
This is funnier. Also I think it antedates the Weird Al one.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog two apostrophes?
 
5:58 PM
@Robusto I didn't find Word Crime that funny, but entertaining none the less. Also catchy R&B rhythm.
 
@skullpatrol Why not? Reflects the contraction more accurately. "Rock and roll" => "rock 'n' roll"
 
Hmm, two apost.
 
@Robusto how creative
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yo
 
5:59 PM
wazzup?
 
In point of fact, "I could care less" is perfectly fine when viewed as an elliptical rendering of "Like I could care less."
 
Hmm, good point
 
rock 'n roll

rock n' roll <---looks strange to me
 
Probably because you are used to seeing apostrophes behind a single letter in contractions.
Couldn't Shouldn't, etc
They all have apostrophes behind the single letter.
 
But it's not "rock an roll" nor is it "rock n roll"; it's "rock and roll" and the proper contraction, given the dropped letters, would be 'n'. QED
 
6:02 PM
Ngram time :-)
 
WHats that?
 
Right, like NGrams can handle apostrophes intelligently.
 
Sounds familiar... What is it though?
 
I'm not intelligent, remember?
 
@skullpatrol Don't say that.
 
6:04 PM
@skullpatrol I don't keep track.
 
not even smarter than a 5th grader
 
@Robusto why is your name slanted?
@skullpatrol Never say that. On the other note, that brings a tv show to mind.
 
Because my gravatar is Asian.
 
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
 
Depends on the 5th grader.
 
6:05 PM
@Robusto No, like, your literal name is slanted compared to everyone else.
@Mitch yo
 
Well, in fact, it's not my literal name. It's my user name.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog he's this room's co-owner
 
@skullpatrol Whoa.
I didn't know! cool!
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog I know a fifth grader. Does that count?
 
Can you completely change the room?
@Mitch We all knew a 5th grader once ;)
 
6:07 PM
@PhonicsTheHedgehog Oh. Well, I don't know him that well. Actually, I've never met him, but I've heard about him.
@PhonicsTheHedgehog What if you skipped 5th grade?
 
@Mitch That brings up a interesting question. In terms of english language, what constitutes "knowing" someone?
 
Ha! Gotcha!
 
Carnal knowledge. Absolutely.
 
@Mitch then you would be smarter than all the 5th graders
 
@Robusto so meeting them in person?
 
6:08 PM
@PhonicsTheHedgehog You've met them. more than once. And they've met you. Also more than once. And you both know that the other one knows that.
Also, not an aquaintance.
 
acquaintance?
oh.
I see
 
wqhat?
 
Hwat!
Imma go all Beowulf on you guys
 
2 mins ago, by Mitch
@PhonicsTheHedgehog What if you skipped 5th grade?
 
Wqho are you calling a 5ifth grader?
 
6:09 PM
1 min ago, by skullpatrol
@Mitch then you would be smarter than all the 5th graders
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog pre-medieval
what no, that's exactly as medieval as you can get.
 
@Mitch Pre-pre medieval. :P
 
Primeval.
 
@skullpatrol What if all the other fifth graders skipped 6th and 7th? Ha! try to beat that!
 
switch schools
go to Roxbury Latin
 
6:12 PM
Guard your male essences, guys. A succubus has invaded chat.
 
@Robusto Primevil - there's was an episode where one of the henchmen - wait... spoiler alert -...
 
@Robusto Thought you enjoyed essence interaction?
 
one of the evil henchmen is searching for the main character...
and the shocking scene at the end of the episode ....
 
@Robusto not enough rep to chat, yet ;-)
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog Quintessential interaction.
 
6:13 PM
has like a hundred versions of the same evil henchman...
and they didn't do it by cloning but by...
... time travel.
 
@Robusto Ah, quality over quantity.
 
So basically the guy is going to die a hundred days earlier than he'd expect because he had to keep going back in time to meet up with his band of himself. He basically just kept in line at the time-travel drive thru and kept coming back for seconds.
 
@Mitch nods hmm, yes, of course. has no idea what he is talking about
 
@Mitch What, he couldn't trouble himself to find unemployed musicians in the current time? What a slacker.
 
@Robusto Clearly anyone making that kind of mistake while time traveling must be a noob.
"making that kind of mistaking" Not grammatical, I assume?
 
6:18 PM
"making that kind of mistake"
 
Mistaking doesn't work? :P
 
It works in other contexts.
"You are mistaking me for someone else."
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog what is "making a mistaking"?
 
Cole Porter could have got away with "making a mistaking"; but you can't.
@JohanLarsson: Just curious why you would bring up that issue out of the blue, after no evidence of what you mentioned has been seen here in weeks. Is there some back-channel communication going on?
 
:-)
 
6:26 PM
@Robusto There is always back-channeling going on. :P
@skullpatrol Making a mistake, but at the exact moment of the mistake occurring I suppose.
 
hmm...good point
 
6:41 PM
@Robusto Stop making me watch David Mitchell again!
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog Are you a dyslexic hedgehog?
 
@Robusto What issue?
 
0
A: is 'do we actually know where we are going any more' a question?

user2370114Yes, it's a question. It begins with a word that can either be a question or an imperative/command, but the context of the statement, there is no action to take: "Do this task." versus "Do we do this task?"

Wondering if I should edit or downvote.
Will go with an edit, but its mom won't recognize it afterwards.
 
lol
 
@Robusto yep, there is a backchannel that I created. Do you want to read it?
 
6:49 PM
@JohanLarsson Now I'm curious...
Haha right!
 
@Cerberus @Robusto and here it is :)
 
Actually, no, I can't be arsed. Went with a comment instead. Let him fix it himself.
 
Ahh...
 
@JohanLarsson huh how is that tricky, @Matt? Level 27 is precisely where I got on first try before getting bored to death.
I think it briefly got interesting around level 17 and 23, but that's about it.
 
I will read all that when I get back! Have to go now.
Later!
 
6:53 PM
CU
 
later
 
I must get to drinking.
BBL
 
I liked the game but quit cos time sink.
 
@JohanLarsson Alot of people are feeling like Matt...
 
why on earth does flash player still exist
this is from the middle ages
makes an irrational and inane fuss about flash player
 
7:07 PM
@kwak I'm pretty sure I am not a dyslexic :P
 
@GeorgePompidou why the fuss?
 
cause they don't support it for linux, which is fine because it's on its way out
but as a result it keeps crashing
in this stupid web app
 
@RegDwigнt so you haven't solved 29? 27 was tricky, but I got there eventually. I guess you probably won't go back, though, if you're bored of it
 
@JohanLarsson Not particularly. If you wish to think ill of me, that is your right. But I just want to put the unpleasantness behind me.
@RegDwigнt Drinking by the barrel. That's the German way. Also the Russian. Etc.
@MattЭллен At a certain point the puzzles aren't interesting enough to devote the time needed to solve them.
 
@Robusto fair enough
 
7:11 PM
I get enough puzzles in my work. And those are interesting.
 
@Robusto hey, best friend on the internet. Thinking good here.
 
@JohanLarsson Ask @Reg or @Matt for my email and we can chat offline if you want.
 
@Robusto Do you use skype?
 
Yes. But that's a dog with different fleas.
 
what doe sit mean?
 
7:15 PM
Still a dog.
 
no skype then?
 
Mainly I only use skype for work or gaming, and I don't remember my password for the gaming one. Would have to go through that hassle.
 
@PhonicsTheHedgehog phonic/sonic
 
Got it.
I can also read deleted messages, don't forget.
 
ah, forgot about that
 
7:17 PM
I can read your mind
 
@skullpatrol I was ordering a penis enlargement. Want one that works this time.
 
I need to go out before rush hour, but I'll be back later.
 
later
pal
@JohanLarsson I hope that works out for you.
T. M. I.
 
I want a brain enlargment
 
what for?
 
7:22 PM
for having better concentration
deeper knowledge and memory
 
practice makes perfect
 
but my head is naturally small
 
So, it's the density of the brain that counts.
 
like processors, miniatured chips
 
Not the volume.
 
7:25 PM
I want a i7 xeon under my skull
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
 
10 hours ago, by skullpatrol
@JohanLarsson Interesting...
 
indeed
brain sucks energy
 
yep
 
7:41 PM
no multitasking
 
@MattЭллен I actually don't remember whether I got bored at 27, or 26, or 29. It's in my browser at work. I think here at home I only re-played it till 22 or something.
So do I email @Johan with @Rob's email, or has @Matt already done so?
 
Johan has saved us the trouble
 
OIC, he already posted it.
That explains why the chat is dead.
Well, I shall contribute drink to that!
 
no mails are being sent at the moment
 
23 mins ago, by kwak
for having better concentration
 
7:53 PM
pahaha
I'm reading some answers/comments by a guy who I think may have been molested by the past perfect at some point
he hates it
I think he did a search for all past perfect related questions just to scream at people about it
 
39
Q: Write the whole of the holed using the unholed

Calvin's HobbiesThe ASCII characters from decimal code 33 to 126 are: !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|} Notice that in most fonts, 25 of these characters have "holes" in them: (a genus greater than 0 you might say) #$%&04689@ABDOPQRabdegopq The ot...

Wut.
Oh, and an obligatory "that site still exists?"
@GeorgePompidou I wager it's only funny till you get molested by Past Perfect. Steer clear of dark streets!
 
Human multitasking is the apparent performance by an individual of handling more than one task at the same time. The term is derived from computer multitasking. An example of multitasking is taking phone calls while typing an email. Multitasking can result in time wasted due to human context switching and apparently causing more errors due to insufficient attention. == Etymology == The term "multitasking" originated in the computer engineering industry. It refers to the ability of a microprocessor to apparently process several tasks simultaneously. Computer multitasking in single core mic...
 
I am multitasking as we spe oh look a doggy!
 
attention is finite
 
My attention can be all yours for 3000 dollars.
 
8:04 PM
and needs to be focused
 
@RegDwigнt who is Steer and what kind of last name is Clear?
 
I will focus it for an additional fee, too!
 
also that's a sentence fragment obviously
 
@GeorgePompidou it's a German bull. And Clear is a first name.
 
8:06 PM
so, what of Steer clear (sic) of dark streets?
 
@GeorgePompidou Hi Valerie Giscard d'Estaing
 
@GeorgePompidou it's a German bull by the name Clear whose provenance is dark streets.
 
but that's just a subject.
 
So?
 
a sentence.
 
8:07 PM
You're a sentence. To death.
 
this guy is so funny!
 
I just signed my remark with my full name, Steer clear of dark streets. You don't sign your stuff, be like that.
 
the pure confidence with which he corrects people
he just hates the word 'had'
but what of 'have' or 'has'
 
Link or it didn't happen.
 
Yay^
 
8:09 PM
in this one, he corrects an english textbook, an asker, and two answerers
he also condescends to a professor
and in this one he screams at poor choster
haha
 
Jul 25, eh.
I bet he fled the site by now.
Oh haha, last seen 12 mins ago.
I sit corrected.
 
then sit up straight :D
 
he's probably looking for more people who had written questions or answers and had used the past perfect to correct.
 
> I am someone who is new to EL&U and who is surprised to find he can ask a legitimate English Grammar question which no one can answer, including the several people who put my question 'on hold' before I could get answers, even though they don't know what I'm talking about.
That's not an even though, that's a because.
 
he got one thing right; I have no idea what he's talking about.
 
8:11 PM
Jinx.
 
Mr. Mime.
 
Oh it's the guy with the why put "had" questions...
Now it all comes together.
 
that's how I found him. he just hates 'had'.
laughs
 
Well read his stuff quick because I'm deleting it now.
 
I think I'm about done
 
8:14 PM
So am I.
 
clearly his underlying problem was that he thought his English textbook was wrong.
 
He is either trolling or misinformed, but in any case he's nonsensical and not helping.
 
which I guess is better than thinking your chemistry textbook is wrong
he helped me. I laughed today because of him!
 
Think again. With a chemistry book, the problem would quickly solve itself.
"I just don't believe I can't drink molten boron".
 
haha.
this guy doesn't have much time.
@RegDwigнt you increased his reputation by 3
 
8:29 PM
@kwak It was Reg's idea
@RegDwigнt yo
I miss your owl pic
 
0
Q: What's the meaning of "Bueller" as a joke?

Konrad VilterstenSomewhere on the internet I've read about a guy ordering a coffee in the name of "Bueller". Apparently, the cashier called out that name repeatedly. I've looked up the term but it gave me no clue as to why it's so hilarious. Is that a cultural reference or a linguistic one?!

Gah!
 
Me too.
 
my boss just said "no skin off of my nose"
what does that mean?
 
Sense I making miss things.
@GeorgePompidou He had really bad sunburn everywhere but his face.
 
No big deal @George
 
8:31 PM
Everywhere
 
+1 skullpatrol
 
4
Q: Where does the phrase "No skin off my teeth/nose" come from?

pukThe phrase "it's no skin off my nose/teeth" is generally used to mean that something isn't much of a risk/concern. But where does it come from? Specifically with respect to teeth. What is tooth skin?

for added bonus information
 
@Mitch I'm reporting you to the moderators for a terrible answer.
I'm also going to have to shoot you; sorry.
 
@Matt I'm sure you could have answered with fewer words :-)
 
um, there's no skin on your teeth in the first place.
soooo. gonna have to shoot you too. sorry.
 
8:34 PM
@skullpatrol maybe. I'm pretty pleased with that one :)
 
@GeorgePompidou I accept your shots as a courtesy.
@GeorgePompidou That's how close a call it was.
 
Thanks :D @Matt
Inconsequential?
Unimportant
 
There is nothing to prove. Is my personal favorite.
 
9:08 PM
it's so funny when I'm listening to a nice rap song and then Xzibit comes in out of nowhere.
what are you doing in everyone's raps, Xzibit?
pesky x to the z.
 
hai
Does the meaning of word apparent have in many different flavours based on the context?
In general, apparent is not real. am i correct?
 
I think it generally means the same thing.
it usually means something like "obvious"
or "visible"
 
apparent can mean that the person saying apparent doesn't believe the thing they are seeing or hearing is real
 
But in this context, i did not understand the meaning of apparent..
 
which context?
 
9:14 PM
but it can also mean that the thing that is being sensed it obvious
 
But in this context, i did not understand the meaning of apparent..
 
what context?
 
The presence of technology in the classroom has become more and more apparent
 
in that context it basically means obvious
 
ok
so there are different meanings for same word?
 
9:17 PM
as with all languages
 
@MattЭллен what else can it mean?
 
first is obvious, second is not-real
 
in what context can 'apparent' mean 'not real'?
 
I don't see that as not real.
it could be not real. but not necessarily.
 
9:20 PM
it emphasises the person's scepticism, rather than the thing's lack of reality
anyway, time for bed!
 
Later
 
sure, but it doesn't have to be not real.
@overexchange according to NOAD: 1. clearly visible or apparent; obvious 2. seeming real or true, but not necessarily so.
so basically it's either visible/obvious or not necessarily real
 
Opposite meanings in the same word.
 
apparently.
 
9:25 PM
antonym of apparent is actual
synonym - obvious, less definite
but as per synonyms single word has different meanings
as per contexts
this is tough
 
haha, apparently it is.
what is your native language?
to make it less confusing, I'd look at it as closer to visible. it can be used to indicate that you are questioning or doubtful, because many times something can look a certain way, but in fact it's not that way at all.
for example, it's apparent that I know what I'm talking about, but in reality, I'm a huge idiot.
 
hindi
 
Gesundheit
 
9:41 PM
that's a few languages east of my familiarity.
 
@GeorgePompidou apparently it is, mean, obviously it is, correct?
 
yes. given that something obvious can be wrong.
will be back later
 
so why any language introduce multiple words for same meaning?
with*
black money laundering financial institution
i could not get the meaning of laundering in dictionary
for this context
 
10:29 PM
Money laundering is the process whereby the proceeds of crime are transformed into ostensibly legitimate money or other assets. However in a number of legal and regulatory system the term money laundering has become conflated with other forms of financial crime, and sometimes used more generally to include misuse of the financial system (involving things such as securities, digital currencies such as bitcoin, credit cards, and traditional currency), including terrorism financing, tax evasion and evading of international sanctions. Most anti-money laundering laws openly conflate money laundering...
And every language has many words for the same meaning because the meaning is actually not the same. It will be ever-so-slightly different.
Basically what linguistic research shows is that the way our brain works is that the exact same word can map onto any number of different meanings, but the exact same meaning can only map onto a single word.
For a good introduction into this, you can check e.g. Steven Pinker's The Language Instinct.
@overexchange and you can edit your posts here, for a period of two minutes, by pressing the up arrow on your keyboard.
 
 
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11:53 PM
Hey snailboat, I was missing a boat in your recent minecraft screenshot.
 
Oi.
It's the snails that matters.
 
But the boat is the head noun.
 
But the head is the boat noun.
Always complaining!
There are children in Africa that starve to death!
And I'm not really drunk.
 
Anonymous
Maybe next time I listen to an audiobook, I'll build a snailboat in Minecraft. :-)
 
@Cerberus Pah, I'm not really drunker.
 
Anonymous
11:59 PM
My friend who gave me Minecraft had a Minecraft server, and that's where the snail in the sky lived, but now that server is gone
 
So the snail has moved to the proper Heavens. An upgrade.
 
@RegDwigнt And I'm not really a braggard!
 

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