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2:18 AM
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Q: Would a mermaid be kosher?

Ely Beau EastmanTonight at religious school we were discussing Kosher laws and how to build/keep a kosher kitchen. While we were discussing different meats, one of the jokers in school asked if you could eat a mermaid, since it would have scales and fins. Would it be possible to eat one?

 
Wut?
 
Yeah. I mean. Jews believe in fairytales now?
 
Well, and would desire such a delicacy as mermaid for dinner.
Or snacks. Probably snacks.
 
I am allergic to mermaids after having watched Pirates of the Caribbean part four the other day.
What a waste of a movie.
 
What? There's a part IV?
I stopped watching after the first one. Well, I peeked in on 3, which reprised Geoffrey Rush.
 
2:21 AM
The first one was fun.
The second one had real great CGI that I didn't even realize was CGI.
The third one was meh.
The forth one has Penelope Cruz so everything follows from there.
 
I like Geoffrey Rush. Always crushes whatever role he's in.
 
Well yeah he was the only relief in these endless two hours.
Also only has one leg this time.
Other than that, no CGI worth mentioning.
 
Hmm.
Last newish movie I've seen was Guardians of the Galaxy.
 
Like, no story and no CGI. Bruckheimer has outbruckheimered himself.
@Robusto that one wasn't quite as good as all the kids were raging, but considerably better than I expected.
 
@RegDwigнt It was passable. I like Chris Pratt, so . . .
 
2:25 AM
Also that guy from Parks and Recreation sort of nailed it.
Jinx.
 
¿Qué viene despües? Coca-cola?
No tengo Coca-Cola. Lo siento.
 
And the last scene had some really gorgeous CGI. It caught me off-guard somehow. Stylish.
 
It was worth the rental price.
 
Yeah it was worth watching it for free, along with Machete Kills.
 
Haven't seen the latter.
 
2:27 AM
It's very B.
 
With a name like that, I'm not surprised.
 
Yes, but the thing is, with the first part, until the last five minutes or so, I wasn't sure if Rodriguez actually meant it for real.
I mean, he normally does.
 
Dunno.
 
But with the second part it's crystal clear it's a parody.
Which, again, for Rodriguez is quite an achievement.
 
Hey, how'd the star board get to be Jasper's votive offering wall?
I watched Grand Budapest Hotel again.
 
2:30 AM
@Robusto It started by being his vocative offering wall, and then dropping California.
@Robusto time well spent.
 
His movies have such great texture. They're fun to watch.
I still relate more to Moonrise Kingdom, but I can see how someone with Eastern European origins might prefer the other. Both are great.
 
They are all so remarkably similar and yet so completely unique. I guess that's what they call style.
@Robusto haha WTF dude what's origins to do with this.
 
Yeah. Wes Anderson is sui generis.
 
Also, Budapest is not in Eastern Europe, it's in Fascistland now.
 
@RegDwigнt Just thought I'd rattle your cage.
 
2:32 AM
I figured as much.
 
@RegDwigнt Is it east of you? Yes. Then it's Eastern Europe.
 
Everything is east of everyone.
You unenlightened catholic.
 
Except Eden. Eden is west of East of Eden.
 
See.
All you talk about is edens and mermaids.
 
And Wes Anderson.
 
2:35 AM
So anyways, I only wanted to check my gmail for a sec, and now I'm chatting with some religious fanatic.
Let me check it and leave you alone.
 
What are you still doing up?
 
I am not falling down, that's what.
Also, I had this entire week off, so I spent it all playing World of Tanks and I'm in a different sleeping rhythm now.
 
I would say so.
 
Basically I'd go to bed in nine hours from now, but I'm trying to get back to the normal cycle.
 
I don't know this World of Tanks.
 
2:38 AM
It's like world, but with tanks in it.
 
Tanks, but no tanks.
 
You repeat yourself.
You should be paying yourself some royalties real quick or else.
 
Tanks. But no tanks.
 
Dec 3 '14 at 15:20, by Robusto
@RegDwigнt Tanks, but no tanks.
 
Really? That recently?
 
2:39 AM
Yes.
You are old.
Like, Cerberus old. That's how old you are.
 
It's a reflex response. It lives in the limbic system.
 
I would see an ornithologist about that.
 
And you are callow. Like, Cerberus callow.
 
I am calhigh.
 
You are not SoCal, though.
Nor anti-SoCal.
 
2:40 AM
I'm totally a socal coed.
 
You exist completely apart from SoCal.
 
And it does upon me likewise.
 
My eldest lives in SoCal. He likes it there.
 
SoCal Cola.
According to Google, at least.
 
I don't know thems.
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Q: No direct object in 'give thee faithfully to follow' ? (1670 UK, Isaac Penington)

Law Area 51 Proposal - CommitSource: Para 5, Isaac Penington to Widow Hemmings (1670), by Isaac Penington If the Lord would show thee but this one thing, -- that to use "thee" and "thou" to a particular person is proper language, and Scripture language; and that to say "you," is improper, and arose from pride, and ...

 
2:43 AM
I guess the one that's second from the left is the cola.
 
Whew. Lotta answers for such a worthless bit of information.
 
I know that gravatar. I'm not clicking.
Life's precious.
 
Life is too short to drink inferior scotch.
 
Speaking of which, let me try to do something else than being online.
Let's see how long I can last.
Have fun with your funny questions.
 
laters.
 
2:45 AM
Au reservoir dogs.
 
 
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5:02 AM
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Q: Is a university that grants me a PhD for $1000 and a copy of my unpublished book fake?

portonI have paid $1000 for PhD in mathematics. And I have sent them my book to be considered as a PhD thesis. Now I suspect that I have lost the money. But as far as I know they are not accredited by the U.S. Department of Education. So, is it possible that I will find a job requiring a degree, usi...

 
 
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9:16 AM
@infinitesimal is there a way to report all the scam websites to someone to take them down?
 
@MattE.Эллен Hello, Matt. I have been talking a lot to myself lately.
 
HI @ABeautifulMind. It's a good way to sort through things
 
@MattE.Эллен The worst emotion I have to deal with is guilt. I feel guilty whenever difficult OCD themes arise, and I blame myself for them happening. I feel guilty when I think of how many years I have lost just trying to get better, and I blame myself for not having done better.
 
guilt is a great burden. I know what you mean.
 
On the one hand, I think I did my best. But on the other hand, I still feel guilty. And this guilt is one of the biggest obstacles to my recovery.
I think a person's destiny is what eventually happens to him as he keeps doing his best.
There are forces at work that are beyond my understanding.
 
10:32 AM
@ABeautifulMind indeed. we are all limited by and to our experiences
 
@MattE.Эллен When I think of what has been happening the past few years and what could have happened, I really feel like crying.
 
@ABeautifulMind so long as you don't give in and keep trying, you are not wasting your time
 
 
1 hour later…
11:38 AM
Just got scolded in the math room for trying to help someone.
in Mathematics, 5 mins ago, by A Beautiful Mind
@Answer Sorry, Rudin does not define internal point, only interior point. If you want to ask a question, make the effort to write it properly.
He then said 'F you'.
OK, he said sorry.
 
good
no need to be rude
 
Hello everyone
 
How are you @ABeautifulMind?
 
@Hanaa Not good.
 
11:50 AM
lo!
Why so?
 
What is the meaning of lo?
You use lo quite often. It seems like Shakespeare to me.
 
It is an exclamation
But why aren't you good?
What happens?
 
I see. I stopped reading fiction since high school, so I don't know what lo is.
Me? Just battling my disturbing thoughts.
 
You suffer from disturbing thoughts?
 
Yes, I have MDD, OCD and PTSD. You may google them.
 
11:53 AM
Hey
 
Why don't you try to listen to Quran?
It stops them
 
You know, this is what another chatter told me.
Well, thanks for the suggestion, but I don't really believe in that.
 
Ok
I tried it
But when you don't believe in it, it won't work
 
I once almost believed in Islam, but not anymore.
 
11:57 AM
You are not so lucky
I see
But do you eat medecines?
 
Not anymore. I don't think they work for me.
 
They have also bad consequences
 
Yes. Who knows? Maybe they made me worse, lol.
 
oh
 
I mean, nobody really knows for sure.
 
11:59 AM
);
 
Well, if you want, you can pray for me.
 
Yes
I promise
 
12:17 PM
Gotta go , bye
 
the static electricity inside this snickers wrapper is repelling the small bit of the wrapper I tore off to open it. It keeps flying out of the wrapper when I try to put it in!
 
Fascinating.
 
12:52 PM
Wow man it's just math
But it's nice to know what people are thinking.
Matt - science at work!!
Or could be a magic spell. Is yone of your co-workers studiously ignoring you 'acting' like they don't know what's going on?
If more than one is like that, then it's a conspiracy.
 
@Mitch they all are...
 
Oh my god, is it all of them? shivers
 
Invasion of the body snatchers!
 
Get up slowly walk towards the door very calmly...
 
1:08 PM
calms breathing, tries not to look suspicious
 
...and throw the wrapper down! And shout "Beeare! I know what you've just done! And I know where you work!" And run out
 
I think that might draw attention
 
Hey, while you're out, could you pick me up a mocha?
 
Nice thanks.
What if nobody notices? That's be worse.
That'd
'A beautiful' has already figured out that I'm typing on my phone. If any inappropriate words come out, I totally meant them.
 
1:15 PM
Don’t jam the keys.
 
Hello everyone
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: YOUR VALENTINE OR MY VALENTINE by sojourner on english.stackexchange.com
 
What wrapper are you talking about?@MattE.Эллен
I can't understand the topic
 
Snickers is a candy bar, which has a wrapper when it is sold that you have to take off to eat
 
Yes
Why do the co-workers ignore you?
@Mitch
 
1:45 PM
@Mitch You don't have to. It's optional but recommended is all.
 
@terdon The newer wrappers aren't as good as the old ones.
 
Ah, perhaps. It's been a while since I had one.
 
@Mitch
Could you answer ?
 
@Hanaa Which question?
The ignoring coworkers question?
 
Why do the co-workers ignore you?
 
1:59 PM
@Hanaa as a general rule, things that @Mitch says should not be taken seriously.
 
@terdon Hey! I mean everything I say! Except when I don't.
 
See?
 
No @terdon i don' t agree with you
 
Morning @Kit
 
Hello @KitZ.Fox I just had dinner. You changed your username.
 
2:02 PM
Bonne appetite@ABeautifulMind
 
@Hanaa You will if you get to know him better. He likes making strange, strange jokes.
Unlike everyone else in this room, the rest of us are always serious. Never do irony.
 
@Hanaa So Matt and I were exchanging 'witty repartee'. He mentioned, seriously, something about his candy-bar wrapper. I countered, attempting humor, that his coworkers made that happen as a practical joke. And then I said that lack of notice by his coworkers would mean they're guilty of it. (of course they didn't do it and they're totally unaware of things). So They're not ignoring him on purpose because of my imagined conspiracy, but because they're doing their own work.
It's basically crazy for someone to think like what I was suggesting Matt to do.
Also, that last sentence has poor grammar but sorta means what all the words collected intend.
 
Haha, someone unstarred the lines I starred. I don't mind at all. It's just weird that they unstarred it.
 
@terdon Never.
 
@ABeautifulMind Since when do YOU star things?
 
2:05 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 It happened a few days ago. I changed.
 
@ABeautifulMind I think the items that are starred only once get recycled quickly, to make room for things that more than one person find starrable.
@ABeautifulMind I never change.
 
@ABeautifulMind Wow. What other changes are possible with the new you?
 
@Mitch No, I checked the posts starred by me, and they disappeared from that list.
 
@Mitch I think Kit's just cleaning up stars. Not the first time. It's how I noticed she was in the room at all.
 
Oh.
 
2:06 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I don't know. I am still trying to get well. It's a long struggle.
 
@ABeautifulMind Keep it up. We have faith in you.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Thank you. You chat folks brighten up my day.
 
Good morning.
 
Some people say that people never change. But then you look around and people change all the time.
@KitZ.Fox What's your new middle name?
 
2:07 PM
My kids' middle initials are Z
 
There's a period in your middle name?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Both kids? Or two Zs?
 
I meant no offense, @ABeautifulMind. I tend to clear off single stars that are older than about a day.
 
@terdon Both kids have a z
 
@KitZ.Fox Sure, I understand.
 
2:08 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Nice. How'd you manage that? Zoe and Zachary or something?
You have a boy and a girl right?
 
I am here at my meeting and no one else is here.
 
Ugh. You showed up, but no one else had the courtesy to show up too?
Did you call the meeting?
 
My friend's 3 kids have names of the form A-B, like Jon-Michael.
 
@terdon It's a chinese name. And in my wife's family the given name is chosen each generation by using the subsequent character from the family creed.
@terdon Yeah
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Family creed? What's that?
 
2:09 PM
@ABeautifulMind That's a neat way to put in extra names.
 
@terdon Yes, and Kit has 2 boys.
 
@ABeautifulMind Right.
 
@Mitch Yes, and they accepted it too.
But it's been delayed maybe twice now, so I guess I understand.
 
@terdon Many families had a sort of motto or creed or story or something. I'm not sure what theirs says, even my M.i.L. can't read it because it's in classical chinese.
 
@KitZ.Fox it's 10 minutes already! are people having snow problems still?
 
2:10 PM
@Mitch Yes, but more likely, they assumed that the other people were going.
Or they forgot.
 
Just now, I could not log into SE.com
It says path error or something.
 
Some families take the baby's given name from some older relative who has just died. to preserve the name.
 
But because written Chinese (especially literary classical chinese) is often one-word-per-character, and Chinese names can be made out of any characters at all, there are often complex rituals or superstitions about name-choosing
 
My eldest carries my father's name.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 And this creed provides them with a list of names? What would they be? Heroes of lore? Ancestors?
 
2:11 PM
The youngest carries my husband's mother's family name.
 
Other families will not do that, it is taboo to use the name of someone who just died, becuase they don't want the angels to mistake the baby for the old guy and take the baby away instead.
or is it devils?
 
So if you family creed was (in English) "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy red dog", then the first generation to use that system would name their kids "The something", the second would name them "quick something". Each kid gets a different something but keeps the same first word.
 
@KitZ.Fox This is all very weird. Here, we just use the father's surname.
 
In Greece it's very traditional that kids are named after their grandparents. So much so that some grandparents take it for granted and get pissed off if the parents choose otherwise.
 
@ABeautifulMind Well, they have our surname.
 
2:12 PM
note: do not use "the quick brown fox..." as a family creed
 
Sometimes the family would decide to switch the word order ("something fox") or just skip the creed's word if it's not a good name word.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I think that's cool.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Ah, I see. So it's not a full blown mythology for each family. Just a short phrase or paragraph presumably.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 When did the dog become red?
 
@terdon It's kind of an honor.
 
2:13 PM
Of course, but it should not be taken for granted.
 
@ABeautifulMind Red is particularly important in Chinese culture.
 
@terdon Yeah it's about 100 words I think
 
Like you can be embarassed by seeing your picture on a billboard... but hey that's me!
 
@ABeautifulMind He's so lazy he's sun-bleached
 
My sister's father in law insisted on calling his grandchild using his own name for a couple of years until it finally sunk in that that's not the kid's name.
Eejit.
 
2:14 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That's a lot of generations.
What happens when you get to the end?
 
@KitZ.Fox It's neat but I was worried we'd get stuck with a dumb character, like if your word was "the" or "it" or some grammatical particle
 
Do you cycle back?
 
@Mitch Goes to the beginning again, I guess?
 
'the' would be a terrible name.
 
Surely not every word can be used as a name though.
 
2:15 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Ba Kit Fox.
Kit Fox Ne?
 
Kids would make fun of you at school and call you 'a' instead.
 
I have a copy of the creed and couldn't figure out where I was in it, because the last two generations chose to use a different character
 
@KitZ.Fox Would that mean your creed is ba-ba black sheep?
 
@KitZ.Fox heh
KitFox?
 
@terdon No, it's sort of a "right?"
 
2:15 PM
KitFox's
 
Nu?
 
Kit Fox de.
 
Although it probably wouldn't be "Kit Fox", that's already two characters
 
Ne is kind of "...and?"
 
I see
 
2:16 PM
@terdon She's transliterating function words
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Good point.
 
Very boolean of her, yes.
 
Well, from vague recollections. You have a better working knowledge, probably, @Mr.Shiny.
 
Anyway Kit your name reminds me of Harry S Truman, whose middle name was just "S", and so it was correct to write "Harry S Truman" and also "Harry S. Truman"
 
My mum has a swelling above the collar bone on one side. What could it be?
I told her to see a doc tmr.
 
2:17 PM
Are there any programming languages whose command words are not English? And I don't mean fringe things like brainfuck or whitespace. Normal languages whose words are based on a natural language.
 
@KitZ.Fox Well you're doing fine :)
@terdon Microsoft translated VB at one point
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Really? Is the latter even correct?
 
broke all the macros
@ABeautifulMind Yes, it's the way you write initials.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Really? Wow, what a load of basically pointless work.
 
@terdon At the time they thought, I suppose, that having a more natural programming language in Excel would be better than being able to share macros with people with a different version of Excel
 
2:20 PM
It is complicated, i haven't understood
 
@terdon I may be misremembering. It might have just been the functions and macros in pre-VBA Excel
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇and@KitZ.Fox
 
@Hanaa Where did we lose you?
 
In how to name your kids
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 "S." is the abbreviation for "S"
 
2:23 PM
@Mitch Yeah
@Hanaa My wife is Chinese so they have English and Chinese names.
Looks like they still support it.
And it's just the function names I guess
 
My Chinese name is Jia Bao. Jia as in Jia Bin, Bao as in Bao Gui.
I think it goes well with my English name.
 
What is the taken for granted?
 
嘉宾宝贵 ?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yes.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Is it even that? The examples are in English and it looks like it's only the runtime messages that are translated.
 
2:25 PM
If it really bothers you, almost all languages have the macro ability (someway or another) so you can replace leywords with ones you like: 'Si' for 'if', 'pendant' for 'while' etc.
But that is not recommended. You can really obfuscate code with that (define 'false' as 'true' etc.)
 
@Mitch True. I was just curious about whether anyone had gone to the trouble of writing a language in non-English.
 
@ABeautifulMind "Honoured Treasure", that's nice
 
);
 
> Worksheet function names are translated internally for most language versions of Excel. However, due to potential language and COM interop issues it is strongly recommended that you use only English function names in your code.
 
2:27 PM
I see.
 
@terdon excellent question... probably there are some legacy systems in Russian (in former Soviet Union countries). But I don't know of any French of German ones (the most likely places.
 
@terdon So, not exactly what you asked for, but it's the best example that came to my mind.
 
It's extremely disconcerting to read comments in foreign languages and then see the English keywords.
APL 9or whatever it has evolved to now) is the universal language... nobody can understand it after its written.
 
Non-English-based programming languages are computer programming languages that, unlike better-known programming languages, do not use keywords taken from, or inspired by, the English vocabulary. == Prevalence of English-based programming languages == There has been an overwhelming trend in programming languages to use the English language to inspire the choice of keywords and code libraries. According to the HOPL online database of languages, out of the 8500+ programming languages recorded, roughly 2400 of them were developed in the United States, 600 in the United Kingdom, 160 in Canada, and...
 
@terdon
 
2:29 PM
@Hanaa You should ping together with what you want to say, not just say the name.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I translate that to "Everything you ever wondered about has been answered on wikipedia. In depth."
 
What names are taken for granted?
 
@Hanaa Yeah, when you ping a person, ask or say something. Otherwise the 'pinger' doesn't know what you want.
 
Oook
 
@Hanaa It's taken for granted that Greek families name their children after the child's grandparents
 
2:30 PM
@Hanaa Also, terdon gave a link that explains "taken for granted". See above.
 
Us too
How about the chinese@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇
Yes @Mitch i have checked it
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 i read what you have written about naming kids in China but i couldn't understand
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Well, that answers that. Thanks!
 
@Hanaa My wife's family has a "creed" or something. I'm not sure what to call it. It's a couple of sentences long. Each generation uses the next word in the creed. So if the creed was "I like to eat pie" and my wife's generation used the word "like" then my kids would use the word "to".
So my kids would be named "to peace" and "to universe"
(because traditionally, chinese given names are two words/characters)
(I'm simplifying here: in modern chinese words are not usually one character... it's complicated).
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Aha. Many China folks have just one character for the given name though, it seems.
 
@ABeautifulMind yeah I suspect that is a recent thing? But I don't know for sure. Maybe a regional thing?
Richard Dawkins reads his fan mail
 
2:43 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Maybe regional. I don't know. But I think it has been like that for a long time.
 
@ABeautifulMind I thought that was a newer mainland thing?
 
@ABeautifulMind Yeah... maybe you're right. I guess lots of the famous names from the past are just two characters including family name.
Anyway, two characters is unarguably traditional. One character is also popular. Three is rare.
@Hanaa So is it clear now?
 
Yes @Mr.ShinyandNew安宇
In arabic there are single words that have a meaning of a sentence
 
@ABeautifulMind That's cool. I don't think I knew that.
 
So instead of naming a kid by a whole stc, just name him by a single word
 
2:52 PM
@Hanaa You have this strange habit of omitting vowels, lol.
 
Isn't Bao Gui one of the Eight Immortals?
Makes me think of someone holding a golden cymbal for some reason.
 
Hmm, I don't know.
 
Or maybe it's Ba Gui means Eight Immortals.
counts
That might be it. Ba is eight, right?
 
Yes.
Although my Chinese is bad, I still know what eight is.
 
2:54 PM
Yes @ABeautifulMind. I omit them when the word is known like lge for language and stc for sentence
 
hm that doesn't seem right
 
@Hanaa I think this is unusual. I don't see this being done anywhere else on the internet.
 
And it looks lazy.
IMO
:-)
 
Wikipedia has 八仙(baxian)
The Eight Immortals (Chinese: 八仙; pinyin: Bāxiān; Wade–Giles: Pa¹-hsien¹) are a group of legendary xian ("immortals; transcendents; saints") in Chinese mythology. Each Immortal's power can be transferred to a power tool (法器) that can bestow life or destroy evil. Together, these eight tools are called the "Covert Eight Immortals" (暗八仙 àn ~). Most of them are said to have been born in the Tang or Song Dynasty. They are revered by the Taoists and are also a popular element in the secular Chinese culture. They are said to live on a group of five islands in the Bohai Sea, which includes Penglai Mountain...
 
Actually the mobile keyboard is not as eady as i want @infinitesimal
 
2:57 PM
@infinitesimal Do you have a new username?
 
It is not a matter of being lazy
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 He is skullpatrol.
 
Prayer time. brb
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yes
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 hilarious. had a hard time watching that while drinking coffee, trying to prevent laughing it out of my nose.
 
2:58 PM
@ABeautifulMind yeah I recognized him by his writing style
@Mitch I know! me too!
I nearly choked
 
funnier because he ws nostly straight reading himself. except for the couple times he smiled.
 

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