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12:23 AM
Hi All :) I'm Francesco, from Sicily
 
@TylerJamesYoung Yes, strictly speaking, it could be about any place. But, in context, barring any mention of a place, only "in this office" would be a reasonable reading.
Welcome, holy man from Assisi!
@RegDwigнt You must be right. I agree with your opinion completely.
 
ahahahaha
 
12:39 AM
I have gotten over Maria, time to find another Maria.
 
12:49 AM
Well done!
That was fast.
 
Well, initially this Maria told me many things about her life so I thought we shared a special connection, but now she says she probably won't reply to my mails anymore, so end of story.
I guess she was just feeling bored when she told me so many things, and is no longer bored now.
 
Well, you shouldn't expect people you speak to on the Internet to want to actually date in real life, even if you have a special connection, unless you meet them on a dating site.
I'm sure she liked you in a different way and found you interesting. But it's not the same thing.
 
Sorry, I fall in love very easily.
My meta question about simchona has been closed and deleted.
@TylerJamesYoung I approved your edit, good edit.
 
@JasperLoy Control yourself and focus these feelings on a dating site. Why won't you go to a dating site or use Tinder?
@JasperLoy What was it about?
 
@ElberichSchneider I rejected your edit, changes too much of the original.
@Cerberus Because it is not my intention to find love now. I just happen to meet these Marias online and like them.
@Cerberus About her not having logged in for almost 6 months.
 
12:58 AM
@JasperLoy But it would probably be better for you. This way, it is a disappoint ever couple of months.
You don't have to actually do anything on this dating site, just make a profile and check out other people.
@JasperLoy Oh, is it that long now?
 
@Cerberus Yes, maybe I should join okcupid.com again.
@Cerberus Yes, since 11 May.
 
@JasperLoy Oh, I didn't know you had been on there. What was your impression?
 
@Cerberus It's pretty good. There was a Maria I wanted to message but she deleted her account just before that.
 
Hmm.
Then perhaps you should return.
And answer many of the questions there, they help.
 
Jez doesn't have much success on okcupid though.
 
1:07 AM
But many people do.
At least you will have more success than on a non-dating site.
 
 
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4:27 AM
This is, amongst other things, General Reference. Please close it before the close votes expire:
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Q: The meaning of "yet" in "Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears had left the flushing in her galled eyes"

ivanhoescottHere's from Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 2. within a month; Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her galled eyes, She married: I'm wondering about the meaning of "yet" in the sentence above.

That troll can wonder until the cows come home.
The crap he’s pulling on meta needs not to happen.
The moderators cleaned up his trolling, and he’s double-downed on his bitching and moaning. He is out of line.
This is pure bullshit:
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Q: Moderators' policy on bullying

ivanhoescottI would like to know the moderators' policy on bullying. It seems easy to bully a user. For it takes only 5 users who have sufficient reps to close a question.

Andrew already answered him.
 
I saw that :O
 
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A: Why do people think this question(Like Niobe, all tears) is proofreading?

Andrew LeachThe reason given in the closure message can be fairly arbitrary. It's the majority reason. That doesn't necessarily mean that three out of five voted for it, though. There could be 2+1+1 votes for three different reasons. If the last vote is for reason A, then the voting is 3+1+1 and reason A i...

 
one of the favorite weapons of trolls is "bullying"
 
And then the asshole filled all the answers with trolling again.
And so the moderators deleted his trolls.
This after Andrew specifically said he was done.
 
let the mods handle him
 
4:31 AM
And then the mod team cleaned it up.
And now he’s trolling again.
I can do nothing.
I flagged it for trolling.
 
just sit back and watch the fun :D
 
I just cannot believe how stupid he is.
 
like the world series
 
You cannot win a fight with a moderator.
 
sooo true^
 
4:33 AM
When they delete something of yours, and you put it back again and demand to know how dare they, now what do you think is going to happen?
I’m willing to run a small odds game. :)
 
david vs Goliath?
 
He’s just lucky that Andrew is a saint.
Can you imagine him trying to mud-wrestle with Kit?
Flush.
 
I can't even begin to imagine that pal
 
Beyond the event horizon.
I have done what I said I would do: said absolutely nothing to him, no matter what.
 
well done!
 
4:36 AM
I was hoping to starve him to death.
 
or
 
I still do.
 
well not done
 
Yes, he’s still kicking.
 
killem' with silence
 
4:37 AM
hellban++
He’s walking around to everybody he can and demanding answers that he has already been given.
Need more saints.
 
when he's banned you can dance on his comments
 
He is not, however, getting anything for his fingerpoking.
Nobody has answered him. This is good.
 
yes
do not feed them
2 mins ago, by tchrist
I was hoping to starve him to death.
 
Haven’t.
But when I find lame closed questions of his, I feel no compunctions about casting my delete vote.
It’s called cleaning up the trash.
 
they are, by nature, "attention starved"
 
4:40 AM
And it is not unilateral. It requires coordination with us other bullies.
We haven’t so resilient a troll for a few months now, I think.
 
you admit to being a bully?
 
At first I was not realizing what his game was, and so thought the Community in general might pottie-train him.
I’m using his nomenclature.
I’m just doing janitorial work.
 
icic
just don't get too dirty :-)
 
Or are you subpowered?
There was another one where he had like 35 comments. He was given a room of his own.
Oddly, I don’t think anyone bothered visiting his cave.
Fancy that.
 
the force is strong with this one
we need him in here :D
 
4:46 AM
I know how to use /ignore.
 
in here we can see how well he can think on the run...
 
The last troll who kept pushing like this finally got Shog9 to come down on him that it earned Shoggoth the coveted Gold Reversal badge on Meta of all places!
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Q: Was my suspension for posting low-quality posts a Great Injustice?

Elberich Schneider Hello, I'm writing in reference to your English Language and Usage - Stack Exchange account: http://english.stackexchange.com/users/24531/xavier-vidal-hernandez Due to many moderator flags on your questions, we have elected to suspend your account for 7 days. Your quest...

I laughed my ass off on that one.
We have no Reversal badges awarded on Main, but Shog snogged one over on Meta for that one.
 
lol
 
I want to know what toy he used to make those cool ruffled edges.
Probably just a photoshop cutup thingy I guess.
 
this^ is cool
 
4:51 AM
Yeah.
He likes making up fake names.
First he pretended to be Mexican.
Now he’s pretending to be, like, Austrian oder something.
He’s probably Italian, but he intentionally used gratingly annoying Italian on Mari-Lou to make her claw the walls.
 
or he's done his homework before striking
 
Yes. He could in fact be a fluent Italian speaker who knows how to be maximally annoying to another such, which she is.
 
trolls are sneaky that way
 
A huldra is a seductive forest creature found in Scandinavian folklore. (Her name derives from a root meaning "covered" or "secret".) In Norwegian folklore, she is known as the Hulder. She is known as the skogsrå (forest spirit) or Tallemaja (pine tree Mary) in Swedish folklore, and Ulda in Sámi folklore. Her name suggests that she is originally the same being as the völva Huld and the German Holda. Males, called Huldrekarl, also appear in Norwegian folklore. This being is closely related to other underground dwellers, usually called tusser. Like the female counterpart, the huldrkarl is a s...
 
but, hey, nobody is chained to the internet, we all can leave the keyboard
 
4:56 AM
I spent little time here now.
 
i noticed
 
The Hulder is cool; somebody like Neil Gaiman did a great story with one. I couldn’t find her because I kept thinking Hulda.
Found it.
Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders is a collection of short stories and poetry by English author Neil Gaiman. It was published in the US and UK in 2006 by HarperCollins and Headline Review. Most of the stories in this book are reprints from other sources: (magazines, anthologies, and even CD sleeves). Gaiman says in the introduction that the original title for the collection was These People Ought to Know Who We Are and Tell That We Were Here, after a word balloon in a Little Nemo in Slumberland strip. == Stories and poems included == "The Mapmaker" – a very short story included in the...
> The Monarch of the Glen – a novella-length sequel to Gaiman's novel American Gods inspired by Beowulf and set in remote areas of Scotland.
IIRC, Shadow, the American protagonist, is helped out of a Hulder in that one.
It’s a rather decent collection.
And I am not a Gaiman flag-waver.
 
thanks! sounds, interesting...
 
I like his good stuff. The rest, more blah.
His novella How the Marquis Got His Coat Back tells of a missing piece from Neverwhere, and is possibly the best in the Rogues collection it appeared in. Although The Lightning Tree was also good.
If you’ve read neither American Gods nor Neverwhere, I recommend them. The first is probably the better, the second more light-hearted.
Not that those are opposites.
At some point in Neverwhere, the Marquis loses his coat. At another, he’s somehow gotten it back. The novella tells that tale.
Neverwhere is more of a kids-like book. American Gods is somewhat less so.
I don’t recall whether Neverwhere was classed as YA; it may have been.
Oh. I didn’t realize they made him rewrite it for dumb Americans.
How said.
He’s lived in Wisconsin for a goodly time now.
I read the original version. Didn’t know there was one for people who didn’t know what the Underground was.
> Neil has described the difference between the UK and the US as cutting 2000 words (from UK) and adding 10000 (to US). iirc, This was mostly to do with editor's suggestion on cutting some UK humor and needing to explain UK locales for US audiences.
Well, or Blackfriars or Harrods or all the other London locales. If you’ve ever lived in London, or even just spent a lot of time on the Tube, it all makes fine sense.
St Paul’s.
I used to walk past St Paul’s every day for work. It was fabulous.
I think I appreciated it more than I did when I was a kid in college and walked past Madrid’s Prado museum every day.
I don’t use fabulous in that silly way. I mean it was the stuff of legend, to fill your dreams with stories about the great place.
The idea of banning a book for including the word fuck in it — like just once the whole way through — is insane.
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5:22 AM
:O
@tchrist thanks for the recommendations, but I don't read anything other than math
 
You know, the front page for the most garrulous chatters on Stack Chat definitely has ELU users well-represented.
Have you read Jerry King’s little The Art of Mathematics? It’s not Knuth, but it has a different purpose.
 
nope
 
In a way, it is more for non-math people. But almost no one who is not a math major — and probably a grad student — ever actually does mathematics. King is trying to explain what that actually means, the aesthetics of the creative element.
In the sense that “doing” mathematics means creating new things.
It is inventive.
Just balancing your checkbook, solving polynomial equations, or doing linear algebra doesn’t count: you’re just rerunning what somebody else created.
 
sounds very...cutting edge
 
It probably won’t surprise you, but for people who haven’t done anything other than basic (read: not abstract) algebra, it is an eye-opener.
That said, despite having to take 21 (or 24) college math credits, I think I only had to create proofs on exams for two of those courses.
 
5:37 AM
I'll check it out, thanks :-)
 
Sure. I bet you’ll like it.
 
 
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9:35 AM
Ho-ho-ho. I wake up to 200 reps and 13 comments.
That's what gender issues get you.
Sorry, make that 14 comments.
And I suppose make it another 42 by noon.
 
you are a busy person :)
 
Nah, why? Are you implying I'm reading them?
Obviously people must be having a lively discussion about faux PC. I don't need to read that. This is the Internet, I can read that absolutely any time absolutely anywhere.
 
icic
 
And lo and behold, Yoichi-san jumps onto the bandwagon with his soccer moms.
This is gonna be one fun day.
 
:D
 
10:34 AM
 
smooth listening from the 80s
or would that be 80ies?
 
That whole cover reeks of the 80s.
Don't know about the music, don't have sound here.
 
eighties
 
@RegDwigнt The '80s? Hardly. Carole King was mainly '60s and '70s.
 
aytees
 
10:44 AM
Aye, tees, maties. Arrr.
 
Arrrr
I think I missed TLAPD this year
 
And I answered Yoichi-san's question. What the hell.
 
Arrr me maties
of the 80s
and 90s
00s <---wonders about the pronunciation?
 
noöne knows
I heard someone call them the "aughts" yesterday
but that doesn't make much sense
 
james bond years
 
10:49 AM
some call them the hundreds
e.g. the nineteen hundreds
 
> From Album : Pearls: Songs of Goffin and King (1980)
Wer lesen kann, ist klar im Vorteil.
Anyway. An album does not have to be from the 80s to reek of the 80s.
 
@MattЭллен 20 hundreds
 
Eddie Murphy reeks of the 80s. But he's like 80 himself.
 
Edward Regan "Eddie" Murphy (born April 3, 1961) is an American comedian, actor, writer, singer, and director. Box-office takes from Murphy's films make him the 4th-highest grossing actor in the United States. He was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1980 to 1984 and has worked as a stand-up comedian. He was ranked no. 10 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time. He has received Golden Globe Award nominations for his performances in 48 Hrs., Beverly Hills Cop series, Trading Places, and The Nutty Professor. In 2007, he won the Golden Globe for Best Supporting...
 
11:50 AM
@RegDwigнt That is a compilation after the fact. Your comment is true about the album cover, perhaps, though technically 1980 is not really representative of "the eighties" (at least as they came to be represented).
 
 
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12:57 PM
ik weet het niet
I hope they have good questions
 
"I know nothing" perhaps?
 
"I don't know" according to google translate
 
Ah. "I know it not".
 
@MattЭллен That's correct, it's Dutch for "I don't know".
 
excellent :D
 
1:01 PM
@MattЭллен I didn't know that.
!!rimshot
I'm here all day
 
makes plans to be elsewhere
 
whoosh of many people shutting door behind them
Even I left.
 
@Mitch I'm still here!!
For about 2 minutes.
 
ik snap
 
@MattЭллен You still need to append 'het' before it's a correct sentence.
In English, "I understand" is literally translated to "ik snap" or "ik begrijp", but that's not correct in Dutch.
 
1:12 PM
snap is transitive?
interesting
 
Yes, it is.
 
ik snap ananas
 
@Robusto well as I said I no heary soundy. I only watchy picchy. And the picchy is totally reeky of eighty.
 
1:34 PM
@MattЭллен So far, I spoke to 3 friends about the letter. They all sort of advised me against doing it.
 
friends advise friends to stay out of trouble
 
I went to a temple a few days ago and got a divination lot regarding this matter. Whatever force is behind it, the lots I have gotten over the years have always been true. The lot told me to "proceed with what I want to do".
Anyway, I will speak to 2 more people about it, my best friend and a lawyer friend, maybe next month.
The latter might be able to give me some free legal advice.
Some meanie downvoted me today.
 
what a meanie
 
Maria and this letter have made me very sad the last few days. What is the meaning of life if one cannot do what he believes in, if one has to wear a mask all his life?
I think stupid and evil people are like cockroaches. You don't want them around, but they will always be around. Life is suffering. This is the first Noble Truth.
By the way, everything I wrote the past few lines is for Matt only. Nobody else is supposed to know what "the letter" refers to. It is a top secret.
Also, no need to (removed).
 
@JasperLoy it's certainly a frustating conundrum
 
1:47 PM
Oh, and the letter has nothing to do with Maria.
Oh @iceboy by the way, can you guess who Maria is?
 
I could, but it is none of my business.
So I won't.
 
 
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2:51 PM
@Cerberus Dreaming of you chewing off Carlos’s leg here:
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A: What is a gerund? His smoking upset me

tchristNOTE: Please ask only one question at a time. I shall answer the interesting question that wants to know what a gerund is, not the trivial one asking whether his can ever be the subject of a clause, as that answer is curt and boring. A gerund is always a noun and verb at the same time. It is ...

 
What in the world?
+1 Good question. — Kris 2 hours ago
A nice, friendly word from Kris? What is going on here?
 
perhaps he is preparing for halloween by trying to scare people here :P
 
3:08 PM
@terdon nah, that he posts ten times a day.
The questions are always good. It's the answers that warrant a downvote each.
+1 Good Q. It's not quite "spilling the beans," though. Title needs change. — Kris 10 hours ago
Why the close vote? — Kris 10 hours ago
This is a perfectly valid Q. — Kris 9 hours ago
Why all the close votes? What is unclear here? — Kris 10 hours ago
Please save your votes for better use. Thanks. — Kris Oct 26 at 11:42
LOL@ the last one.
 
indeed :D
 
The random modern art is too random for me. It basically produces the same picture no matter what I input.
Then again, perhaps that's the point.
 
3:38 PM
@JasperLoy also if you step on them and crush them, their eggs get on the bottom of your shoes and you track them around.
John also says I would say chickens in The catching of the chickens was hard work is just a noun, not a gerund, whence the article; but in Catching chickens was hard work, it's the verb in a gerund complement construction. Presumably he meant I would say catching..., not chickens, but his point there is an obscure level of detail not relevant to OP here. — FumbleFingers 2 hours ago
Everybody loves fried catching... um.. chicken.
 
Comments are disabled for this^ video :(
 
3:59 PM
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Q: Should a 5 year old excuse themselves after farting?

trejderMy five years old daughter sometime farts silently, and she doesn't excuse herself. Every time I detect such a situation, I remind her that she should try to avoid it and leave the room, going to a toilet, but if she fails to do that, she should excuse herself. My wife says this is wrong. She cl...

I just got an advert for that on our front page. And people complain about our farting questions.
 
lol
 
I am tempted to go to Meta and post "Should a site excuse itself after having a farting question?"
 
go for it
 
Nah, I can't go for it right now because I'm too busy not going for it.
 
4:06 PM
This looks quite awful!
For once I'm happy I don't have sound.
 
yep, it is a nasty Rocky V production
they will never recapture the magic the original Rocky had :(
 
4:32 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Phone number detected: +91-9950211818 WORLD famous l ove vas hikaran love marrige specialist baba ji by shivs2103 on english.stackexchange.com
 
That one lasted eight seconds :-)
 
5:03 PM
You know, I missed my chance. In the That man is as tired as a [...] donkey question, I should have volunteered fucking as a fill-in for the ellipsis.
That man is as tired as a fucking donkey is better than any of the current answers.
 
5:46 PM
@tchrist +1 if only for this: A gerund is always a noun and verb at the same time.
 
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Q: Offensive word for people, who offence the others

klm123I wonder, is there an offensive English word for people, who offence the others? I mean a word, that translates literally as "a guy, who offence people" and can not be applied to other circumstances, but anyone see more that this simple meaning in it and would not like to hear it about him\her. ...

 
@tchrist You can use you here because of the preposition.
 
Hi
It seems that I have a problem with my ears... again
 
AskAway
 
In the video youtu.be/Rz6rd_q2SYM?t=2m51s , I'd like to know what it says: "they could create an ??? system..."
I heard "owellian" which isn't even a word
Do you know?
Thanks in advance
 
5:55 PM
Orwellian after George Orwell's 1984
 
@TimTimmy Orwellian is though. Haven't watched the video but that might be it.
 
@IceBoy @terdon Aha! Thanks, I just realised that it was after his book
Well that was a quick question... Thanks again!
 
Thanks for asking :-)
 
@IceBoy You might be interested in watching that video
It's about the N S A...
 
sounds...interesting
thanks
 
5:58 PM
They're watching your every move...
Have a great day :D
 
you too pal :D
 
6:11 PM
Okay, it's official: Iphones are gay! Yay! Apple chief Tim Cook: 'I'm proud to be gay'
 
6:33 PM
Oh, and he is religious. Who'd have thunk Apple was led by a zealot?
> I’ve made Apple my life’s work, and I will continue to spend virtually all of my waking time focused on being the best CEO I can be.
And an unhealthy work ethos.
 
@Cerberus Woah! While I am the last person to speak up in favor of organized religion, not everyone who is religious is a zealot. Especially if you're drawing that conclusion from the fact that he called being gay the best thing God gave him. Zealot is a little harsh.
 
Zealot is not harsh for an Apple person.
 
Ah, no, not if that's what you meant.
 
What I meant was that religion and Apple-ness go hand in hand.
What can I say? At least that silly Brit is even worse.
Not sure whether he is religious.
 
Heh, the cult of Steve?
 
6:38 PM
Oh, don't even mention that idiot.
I think the Brit is called Jony Ives or something.
 
Well, he was many things, but an idiot he wasn't.
 
Sure he was.
And annoying as hell.
 
@Cerberus Not a fool. Asshole of you like, grandiose, self obsessed, die hard capitalist, scourge of free software and free use but not an idiot.
 
You know you cannot win an Apple discussion with me. Or even begin to have one.
@terdon Some of those things amount to idiocy.
 
@Cerberus Sure I can, the trick is not really caring enough and feeding you tidbits just to see how far you'll go.
 
6:40 PM
You know I will go all the way.
And even without tidbits!
 
:)
 
lays out tidbits on the buffet table
 
At any rate, Cook's speech is insufferably immodest and removed from sobriety.
 
Have all you want!
 
chomps up buffet table in record time
 
6:43 PM
why is 'immodest' a word? what's wrong with 'vain'?
No one says they are 'unvain'.
 
Not entirely the same.
 
wonders where buffet table laced with LSD is
 
One can be vain without showing it, which is more difficult with immodesty.
 
@Cerberus Yeah, is too.
 
doesn't mind the LSD
 
6:44 PM
Hey, you didn't leave any tidbits for the rest of us :(
 
Nibble your own tidbits.
 
lays out another table of tidbits
 
thanks @Mitch :D
 
Even though the tidbits are going like hotcakes, none of the tidbits are actual hotcakes.
 
> We pave the sunlit path toward justice together, brick by brick.
This is hardly modest.
It is in very bad taste.
 
6:45 PM
That's so immodest.
 
Almost a caricature.
 
or charcuterie
 
If only.
 
one of the tidbits is prosciutto wrapped in soppressata
@Cerberus He's just being ... poetic. But really, paving with brick? Isn't asphalt or, better, concrete the preferred method nowadays?
 
6:49 PM
@IceBoy Name it "Kuhn and Lakatos duke it out"
 
@Mitch Poetry can be out of place, you know.
 
and immodest. But never unvain.
 
Jews and Palestinians are now supposed to wait at different bus stops in certain areas in Israel.
And take different buses.
Palestinians are supposed to travel...apart from Israelis.
Gosh, what does that remind me of.
And this is in an area that the UN has determined is Palestinian territory, to make things even worse.
 
7:04 PM
@Cerberus mostly in the morning :)
 
Hmm...
 
7:23 PM
posted on October 30, 2014 by sgdi

You know the times when you can’t even When people leave you disbelievin’ When something’s too cute And funny to boot You seem to have trouble with breathin’

 
Do you happen to know if I can sync Android vs Lotus Notes?
Calendar & contacts
 
I love Lotus Notes... in 1990!
They did it better than anything by far back then...but now everybody does what they used to do.
 
7:49 PM
I like Sametime, the chat client.
Notes is meh but I'm not a power user. I just decline meetings with it :)
Need to figure out a way to sync an Android with it. If I fail to find a way I probably have to give up and accept an ifån cc/@Cerb
 
I don't know anything about Notes or Android, but in the mail set up on Android, is there a choice of mail server being Lotus Notes?
How about this?
 
@JohanLarsson Noooooo!
What Mitch suggests sounds good.
 
@Mitch I don't need mail and don't think I will even try to connect to work servers
Will probably trigger some bs
I was thinking manually synchronizing locally
 
Huh.
I have no idea what Lotus Notes even are.
 
For my Nokia I have a program called PcSuite or something
 
7:59 PM
But it appears there are many applications for viewing Lotus Notes on Android in the Play Store.
 
It is a mail program like ms outlook
 
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