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12:07 AM
 
12:31 AM
@RegDwightѬſ道 Oh! And your internet is working!
@OghmaOsiris Hi! That is The Chaos, great poem.
 
@Cerberus That was the first thing I had at the new place. The Internet and a bottle of Tabasco.
And the very last thing we got just yesterday was a fridge and a matress.
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 mattress
 
I'll wait for two minutes and change mine into mattress and yours into matress. That'll teach ya!
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 Well, they will still see the pencil mark on the left!
 
Seeing pencil marks is overrated.
 
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12:47 AM
A mattress is a mat for rest.
 
1:02 AM
Well, I'm out for today, folks. Night all!
 
 
2 hours later…
3:11 AM
Wow, JLU seems to be circling the drain. I thought it would have had more legs than that.
 
What's happening?
 
 
4 hours later…
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6:46 AM
@mahnax Boo!
 
@WillHunting Hai!
@Will how are you?
 
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@Mahnax You must have just returned from the seven hour shift.
 
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@Mahnax Same.
 
@WillHunting Hmm, about an hour ago.
I have decided that for the moment, sleep is overrated.
Hi @TofeeqAhmad!
 
@Mahnax:hi
 
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6:48 AM
@Mahnax Like pencil marks.
 
@All : how are you doing ?
 
@WillHunting Heh.
@TofeeqAhmad I am doing well, yourself?
 
@Mahnax: i am not well, today my Team Leader assign me a tough task
 
@TofeeqAhmad What did he want you to do?
 
@Mahnax :he want me to implement Augmented reality Object detection in android
 
6:51 AM
@TofeeqAhmad I don't know what that is.
 
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@TofeeqAhmad That means he has great expectations of you, which is a good thing!
 
@Mahnax: i know that..
@Mahnax: it seems so
 
@TofeeqAhmad Okay, good.
 
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@TofeeqAhmad But you know what that is?
 
@Mahnax: you know sometimes it make feel uncomfortable when someone has more expectation from you
 
6:53 AM
@TofeeqAhmad I can understand that.
 
@WillHunting i start reading and i have idea about it already
 
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@TofeeqAhmad It's a good thing to learn and do new things.
 
@WillHunting: yes
 
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@TofeeqAhmad Just keep calm and get yourself some tea. Then get thinking!
 
its one type challenge that make you feel better at end of day when you finish it
@WillHunting :sure
@WillHunting:and thanks, what you do man? as i am meeting first time to you
 
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6:55 AM
@Mahnax Sleeping soon?
 
@WillHunting Hm, maybe. Depends if I feel tired or not.
 
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@TofeeqAhmad Well, I'll keep that a secret as it is complicated.
 
@WillHunting: its 12:25 PM Noon here
@WillHunting @WillHunting: your wish.
 
I need to get up in 7 hours, and I should probably get a minimum of 6 hours of sleep, so I will go to bed in 30 minutes or so.
 
@Mahnax: but in india ,its After noon
@Mahnax: that's strange
 
6:58 AM
@TofeeqAhmad Here it is midnight.
 
@Mahnax: amazing ..
 
@TofeeqAhmad Yes, the wonders of time zones.
 
My stomach is growling and it's midnight. Meh.
 
I hate that! I want food but if I go upstairs my parents will chop my legs off.
 
@Mahnax: so better you will go for sleep both
 
7:00 AM
I'm too lazy too
 
Hmm... I need a fridge in my bedroom. Problem solved.
 
So @tofeeq what brings you to ELU?
Sounds like a plan @mahnax
 
@simchona: you know empty stomach for a long time leads to diabetes
 
@tof really? My blood sugar is fine
 
@TofeeqAhmad That does not make any sense to me.
 
7:03 AM
do not be empty stomach for a long time , i will suggest
 
I'm not anorexic so I think im fine. Thanks for the warning though.
 
Its increase possibility
@simchona : ok
 
@mahnax whatd you think of the argument earlier?
About that one question
 
@simchona Hmm, silly arguments. Hhh just couldn't let it go.
 
@simchona : i am little weak in English. Some one suggest me that way to improve it
 
7:06 AM
@Tof chatting with people who are fluent definitely helps--we can offer corrections if you'd like.
 
@simchona: but i feel , you all people are nice
@simchona: correct me if it needed
 
@Tof will do.
 
@simchona: and what about you? what force you to come here?
 
For one thing instead of "correct me if it needed", you should use "correct me if it is needed". Your original sentence didn't have a verb.
 
@simchona: thank you
 
7:09 AM
@Tof force has pretty strong connotations in English. Your parents might force you to marry, or force you to study. I choose to come here because I like most of the people.
 
@simchona: have you check this stack websitehttp://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/13096/why-is-the-jewish-population-so-small
its very nice
 
@Tof: checked
And no--let me take a look
 
@simchona : thank you again for correct me
 
@tof: correcting
 
@simchona: join this site if you do like it
 
7:11 AM
@tof Tell me if you ever want me to stop, or explain something. I'm not a teacher but I can try
 
@simchona: i will do when i will feel requirement. Continue correcting me when it is require
 
So where are you from @Tof? (and "required")
 
@simchona: I am from india
 
@simchona I will be sending you a message on Kongregate shortly.
 
@tof North? South?
@Mahnax just got it.
 
7:16 AM
@simchona Okay. Does it not seem a little odd, though?
 
@mahnax it does. I'll flag?
 
@simchona Not necessarily. I think we should ask him about it first.
 
@mahnax sure.
@mahnax are you doing it, or am I?
 
@simchona I will.
@simchona Wait, I followed the link in his answer. He just copy+pasted it from a post on that page.
 
@simchona :North
 
7:22 AM
@tofeeq I only know a little geography of India. Mumbai is north, right?
 
@simchona: no
 
@mah ah, glad that's solved.
 
mumbai is west
@simchona: where are you from?
 
What counts as north?
@tof US
 
@simchona Yep.
 
7:24 AM
@simchona: New Delhi, UP, Agra(TajMahal) count as North
 
What's UP?
 
Name of one region of india ,Utter Pradesh
Have you ever come to india
 
@mah--is the last answer here even an answer?
 
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Q: Why "ain't I" and "aren't I" instead of "amn't I"?

grauturWhy do we say "ain't I" or "aren't I" instead of "amn't I"? What's the history of this usage? Are there any other similar patterns in English? I'm guessing it has something to do with the dispreference of two consecutive nasal consonants, but a more authoritative answer would be great.

 
7:26 AM
@simchona Yech. Not an answer, really.
 
@tof no, never. I have lots of friends who visit family there though
 
@simchona:ok
 
@mah good. I flagged. I think they just wanted to use that link.
 
@simchona Heh.
 
@simchona: what you do professionally?
@Mahnax: hey are you not going for sleepi? :)
 
7:27 AM
@tof I'm a student in college. I study economics and computer science
 
@TofeeqAhmad Not yet. I am not tired yet. Fortunately, tomorrow at school, I have first period to goof around/sleep since I'm done almost everything.
@simchona Cool.
 
@simchona: well , i had studied computer science as well. I have done master degree in computer science
 
@TofeeqAhmad Very nice!
 
@Mahnax: ok
 
@Tof cool. What is your occupation? You mentioned android coding earlier
 
7:30 AM
@simchona: i work as mobile application developer
i make application for android, Blackberry
 
In 15 days I will have Fanatic!
 
@Mahnax: what is it?
 
@TofeeqAhmad A gold badge for visiting the site (EL&U) 100 days in a row.
 
@Mahnax: great
 
@TofeeqAhmad Yep! It will be my first gold, ever :D I can't wait.
 
7:33 AM
congratulation
...
 
I can do that in one character: …
 
what does it mean?and how you made it
 
Bed, bye all!
 
bye
@simchona:there?
 
8:29 AM
Hello
 
 
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1:20 PM
good day, EL&U
 
1:32 PM
Jenarol rufferance
0
Q: Pronounciation of Xenophobia, xenon, Xena?

ioannisI've heard all of the above words with X as "Zeh", is that an American - English thing? What's the correct way to pronounce each word?

 
1:55 PM
@Mahnax jealousy
 
2:24 PM
duplicate
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Q: Possessive of Miles as a person's name

Tim CokerWhat's the proper form for showing Miles as possessive when Miles is a person's name? Miles' or Miles's? My guess is Miles's, even though it looks wrong since we use miles' as plural possessive when speaking of the measurement. We're only dealing with one person.

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Q: What is the correct possessive for nouns ending in s?

kiamlalunoWhat is the possessive of a noun ending in s? The boys' books. ? The boss' car.

 
2:40 PM
@MattЭллен Heehee!
 
I have so much longer to wait pouts
91 days to go
 
3:00 PM
0
Q: Is "Three witches watch three swatch watches, which witch watch which swatch watch?" grammatically correct?

GigiliI came across the following sentence as an English translation which sounds funny: Three witches watch three swatch watches, which witch watch which swatch watch? But it doesn't sound correct to my ears, is it grammatically correct?

Seriously? Someone is wasting our time with this?
 
but it is clearly of the utmost importance!
how can we continue without knowing which witch is watching which swatch watch?
 
@MattЭллен The question cannot be answered as asked. We don't have enough information about which witch watches which watch.
ergo, NARQ
 
Oh gosh! your rite. I shall have to do more research
 
Switch the watches! Watch the witches! Swap the whiches!
 
3:06 PM
wash the swatches!
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Indeed! It is imperative that we swash the wishes!
 
I'd best start on the swashing up
 
giggles
 
swish, swash, swush!
 
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I tried to upgrade from Debian stable to unstable, but because my Debian skills were not good enough, I was left with an unbootable system.
 
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3:13 PM
Anyway I have just reinstalled the stable version and will not try the unstable branch in the near future.
 
good thinking
 
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Good Will Hunting.
 
Bad Bill Bunting
 
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Kill Bill
 
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@MattЭллен Fanatic badge?
 
3:16 PM
Just don't kill me!
@WillHunting yes
 
@WillHunting: new name, new avatar, but I recognized you right away because you talked about debian and then you made a pun.
 
Castor Troy?
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yes I was thinking, perhaps I will change my username every 30 days now to a movie character, but I like the current one a lot.
 
@WillHunting Don't let me stop you, but it will be confusing to everyone if you do that.
 
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Do watch the movie if you have not.
 
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3:19 PM
Good Will Hunting is a 1997 drama film directed by Gus Van Sant and starring Matt Damon, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver, and Stellan Skarsgård. Written by Affleck and Damon, and with Damon in the title role, the film follows 20-year-old South Boston laborer Will Hunting, a genius who is forced to see a therapist (Williams) and study advanced mathematics with a renowned professor (Skarsgård) in order to avoid jail time. Through his therapy sessions, Will re-evaluates his relationships with his best friend (Affleck) and his girlfriend (Driver) while confronting his emotional iss...
 
@Robusto Heh. I cast the final vote on that just now.
 
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@Mahnax Back to school!
 
No, you see, it's funny because Castor Troy sounds like Jasper Loy and Castor Troy changed his name and face.
 
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@MattЭллен I just realised.
 
@WillHunting Class hasn't started yet and I'm done everything I need to be done anyways.
 
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3:29 PM
@Mahnax Remember to study for your test.
 
@WillHunting yay!
 
@WillHunting Mebbe ^_^
 
@MattЭллен but Castor Troy would never make a pun.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 that's how we know!
or something
 
-3
Q: More dastardly dashes: what are the 'horizontal bar' and 'figure dash' characters for?

Ryan JendoubiHaving read another excellent answer regarding the use of horizontal line-like characters, I'm interested to know the meanings of the horizontal bar and figure dash. In the other answer linked above, it is said that the em-dash is the appropriate character to use for parenthetical text, which I ...

Kill it!
Please.
 
3:35 PM
oh alright
 
Thank you :D
 
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@Mahnax Too late.
 
@WillHunting Yay.
 
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3:40 PM
He shows his face.
 
@WillHunting What was he before?
 
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@Mahnax Some kid. Either himself or his kid probably.
 
@WillHunting Ah, okay.
Hi @Reg.
 
Yo @Cerberus, Ab Initium is attacking you. Yes, you. Out of all decks they chose to attack yours.
 
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The owl has arisen from his misspelled mattress.
 
3:43 PM
@Mahnax Helloes.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Multiple? I'm flattered.
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 One will do.
 
sure, and one whiskey will do, but that doesn't mean you won't enjoy more!
 
If one will do, then so will two.
 
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I am thinking, is there anything for which one will do but not two?
 
3:45 PM
Paris Hilton.
 
executions. If I'm executed, one will do
 
shudders Yecch. Paris Hilton.
 
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I am thinking, what made FumbleFingers's fingers fumble.
 
@WillHunting His excessive rep got too heavy.
 
washing witches swatch watches
 
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3:48 PM
@Mahnax Good thinking!
 
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I plagiarised this phrase from Matt 1.
 
@WillHunting Thank you.
 
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So now there are three Matts: Matt Ellen (Matt 1), Mahnax (Matt 2) and me (Will Hunting played by Matt Damon). Good good!
 
Bad Will Hunting.
 
3:51 PM
I was almost named Mathew when I was born, but my mom looked at me and thought that I didn't look like a Mathew.
 
I was almost named Jake, but then I wasn't. I have no more to that story
 
It's spelled Matthew.
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Isn't it usually spelled with two t's?
 
@Mahnax indeed!
 
I was almost named Autumn, but then I was a boy.
 
3:52 PM
@WillHunting I dunno, I wasn't named it.
 
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@Mahnax Really?
 
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@MattЭллен Really?
 
@WillHunting yes
that's what my parents told me
 
I tried spelling it Mathew and Matthew and neither was underlined by Firefox but the first one looked better to me.
 
@WillHunting Yep. If I was a girl, I would be Autumn.
 
3:54 PM
what's that extra T in there for?
 
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Well, I've not seen the version with one t before.
 
I can't remember that last time I met a Mathew
 
@Mahnax why can't boys be named after seasons?
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I don't know. But it sounds wrong.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I know! If I didn't hate the season I think Winter would make a great boys name
 
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3:55 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Autumn sounds a bit girlish to me.
 
but apparently no, Winter is a girl's name
well, great - It's lucky I have a very low likelihood of having children
 
@WillHunting it only sounds girlish because people only give it to girls.
 
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It's interesting how Vivian can be both male and female name when I looked it up.
 
Vivian can be male‽‽
 
oh yes!
 
3:56 PM
@WillHunting to me, that's a girl's name only.
 
Same…
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 There's a male minister here named Vivian.
 
damn I can't remeber the comedy, but there is a famous character from a british comedy who is male and called Vivian
 
@WillHunting well, I've known lots of guys who have "girl" names.
 
3:57 PM
0
Q: Linguistic differences between these two sentences

benhowdle89Consider these two sentences: When we go home, we can then watch a DVD or When we go home, then we can watch a DVD Both mean the exact same thing but do they differ in linguistic terms?

Dupe? I found one that's related, but this must have been asked and answered already.
 
@Robusto maybe.
 
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@Robusto What you linked to is related but it seems the difference is substantial.
 
New ways to ask questions about word orders people always will find, hmm
 
Adrian Edmonson playing Vivian in the Young Ones:
@aediaλ Yoda has hacked your account!
 
@MattЭллен In my accent we hardly say the "t" so it'd be a winner ;)
@MattЭллен Just my brain, just my brain. No worries.
 
4:03 PM
@aediaλ ok! phew :D
 
What happened to the last couple hours?
 
meetings and lunch
 
One minute there was coffee in front of me and now... looks grumpily at cup
 
are you in need of more coffee?
 
Yes!
 
4:06 PM
ah
 
There are coffee-stealing gremlins in here or something!
 
well, I'd offer you some of my water, but I don't think that would help
you need to get to the root of the problem. install cctv watching your cup at all times. you'll catch the critters that way
 
Brilliant! But I mustn't just identify them, I must capture them. Should I rig up a net poised to drop from the ceiling?
 
Ello . Could you explain what's the definition of "too localized"?
 
@Gigili Unlikely to help any future visitors.
 
4:13 PM
But it does help me?
 
@aediaλ yes, or a cage. Oh! or a trap door
 
Must acquire coffee. Must. gasp Ek. Grok. Warble.
 
@Mahnax Oh no! The gremlins have reached you!
 
maybe Mahnax is your gremlin, @aedia
 
Oh dear. That's a possibility I did not consider...
 
4:15 PM
That sucks, "unlikely to help any future visitors".
 
@aediaλ I am so tired. But the computer nazi says no coffee in here.
@aediaλ Don't worry. I have my gremlins, I am not one.
 
@Mahnax Aww. I sympathize. I don't think I could type without coffee.
 
@Gigili Well, you did receive an answer in the comment to your question.
 
@aediaλ Hmm, shame.
 
@Gigili Essentially, your problem boils down to "watch" should be "watches". The rest of the sentence is irrelevant, as is the tongue-twister.
 
4:37 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 — Yawn.
 
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@Gigili Note the capitalisation of swatch and the semicolon in the answer. A comma is wrong there, and I would use a period myself.
 
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@Mahnax So now there are internet fascists at home and computer nazis in school? Interesting!
 
and LAN banana republics on the bus
 
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I did not know parametrize can also be spelled parameterize according to MW.
 
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I guess one is closer to parametric and the other to parameter.
 
4:46 PM
@WillHunting Very!
 

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