I started a new job, and been sick, hardly any time for travel.SE
I'd forgotten how strict banks are about everything, don't think I'll be going on travelse at work :/
So? What's the prize? What's the incentive for us to post an answer? If you don't tell us what it is (or don't explicitly state that it's a surprise), we have absolutely no incentive to post an answer. — damryfbfnetsi56 mins ago
A guy selling donkey rides was shouting out to female Japanese tourists “Watashi wa uma naiyo! (I have no horse!)”. The tourists laughed and said "That's too bad!", because if he didn't have any horses, he wouldn't be able to do any business.
The tourists reckon he was actually trying to say “Watashi wa tsuma naiyo! (I have no wife!)”, indicating to the female Japanese tourists that he was an eligible bachelor.