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10:00 PM
ONE THOUSAND WORDS
1,029 to be precise. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
@Rapitor We knew it was going to happen.
It's EA, after all.
 
@badp were you the one who wanted me first and last word? Or was it @Chippies
 
I think that's 3 people in like 2 hours
News is spreading fast
 
@spugsley it was @Chippies but go ahead
 
10:01 PM
First word: Dermot (character name)
Last Word: Naked
I WIN
lol it really is naked, I'm not lying
 
It goes well with your previous BALLS theme.
 
In!
 
I wasn't really a fan of SimCity. Sorry about everyone losing a job tho.
this guy is weird
 
Wow, can’t believe EA is shuttering Maxis. Classy to do it during GDC too.
 
I wasn't really a fan of SimCity either. I do feel sorry for everyone losing a job, though.
 
10:02 PM
Pretty much the whole situation.
Classy as hell
 
@StrixVaria YOU HEAR THAT 1029 WORDS TODAY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
@badp I absolutely adored the original SimCity, and everything else up to SimCity 4.
 
though a lot of it is butt.
 
@badp Not that I'm supporting their move, but it may be a decent time to meet people for new jobs...
 
The new one, though, is a clusterfuck and a half.
 
10:03 PM
@Frank fair enough!
 
But Maxis will bite the bullet, not the publisher responsible for the project sucking.
 
I wrote some backstory that is definitely not gonna stick and the dialogue feels stilted as fuck
 
I liked the simcity games, even though I sucked terribly at them.
 
@spugsley But the only way to get better is to keep doing it.
So good for you!
 
@Frank truth :3
 
10:05 PM
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Q: Do you need to have to have the same mods in order to play on a modded server?

user104726I want to get onto a pixelmon server but I'm wondering if you actually need the mod installed in order to be on the server.

 
I'll miss SimCity but I might be okay with The Sims no longer being a thing.
 
they are still being developed
 
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Q: How does the radiation gun work?

congusbongusIn Starsiege, the cybrid faction has a special weapon called the radiation gun: The Radiation Gun is a Cybrid terror weapon designed to affect only living tissue. It can be used without fear of causing collateral damage to nearby structures (or other Cybrids!). A blast from a Radiation Gun ...

 
Torchlight is on SteamOS? Does that mean it has controller support now?
 
10:13 PM
Borderlands 2 is definitely worth $5 for those that don't have it and like shooters
@GnomeSlice I thought the idea of the Steam controller was to emulate keyboard-mouse
 
oh right
=[
 
@Batophobia Called a sale, but many games have no discounts.
 
@Batophobia Some of those aren't even out...
Sales on preorders seem so strange to me
 
I'm not even sure what that game is about, but I think I'd play it just for the art.
 
@RedRiderX I'm ok with it. It's like your "pre-order bonus"
 
10:19 PM
@spugsley sick
 
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Q: Does my theory make sense? (Fnaf)

TheFnafFanIfYouDontMindOk I have more than one theory, so listen. You all know 'shadow freddy' well, if you look closely, it is actully a purple golden freddy, because there is wires hanging out of its eyes, like golden freddy's. I think that the killer could of used that suit because if you look at it too long your...

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Q: How can I move Steam to an SSD to improve boot time?

Robert RoseMost of the articles I've found detail how to move Steam games to another disk. That's not what I want to do, I want to move Steam (the application itself) to an SSD in order to improve the time it takes for it to boot. What are my options here? I have a 64GB SSD and I assume Steam will fit on i...

 
oh
Shadow of Mordor is coming to Linux? Fancy.
Saints Row 4, too?
I guess those two are the biggest "announcements"
 
also Batman Arkham Knight was already on Linux.
huh, CotN is the second best user-reviewed Steam game on Linux.
the list is... pretty odd.
 
10:31 PM
@badp steam reviews are kind of odd
I love how the discovery queue shows you games with mostly negative reviews to "see if you might be interested"
I love how SwiftKey changes words I type that are real words.
 
This laptop has 56 GB of storage
 
Good lord
 
THAT'S MORE THAN YOUR AVERAGE NETBOOK
 
True
 
but DOES YOUR AVERAGE NETBOOK HAVE MICROSOFT WORKS?
well DOES IT?!!?
 
10:34 PM
Does your average netbook act as an accomplice in ddos attacks on a persistent basis?
 
@badp Probably.
 
@Unionhawk does it work for months on end to extract the smallest fraction of a bitcoin?
 
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Q: "Invalid Session (Try restarting your game)" Minecraft online-server error

LadyApathyI use the standard launcher, there is NO second session open. I have to close the game TWICE and relaunch to MAYBE get into a server (standard, vanilla servers), but if I leave the server with the game open, and immediately go back into it, it gives that error as well. Without me having closed th...

 
honestly this laptop has been connected to the internet for a couple hours now and I'm really surprised I haven't seen the first sign of weirdness yet. Not even the smallest popup is in sight.
 
@Unionhawk The average netbook probably has Komodia
 
10:37 PM
WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF RUNNING WINDOWS XP IF MALWARE CAN'T PUSH ITS WAY THROUGH AND AUTONOMOUSLY GET YOU BOOBS ON YOUR COMPUTER
THIS LAPTOP HAS WAITED EIGHT YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT
AND NOT THE SMALLEST BIT OF SKIN WAS SEEN THAT DAY
WHAT A TRAVESTY.
I MEAN THIS THING EVEN HAS A MODEM. A DIALLER WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THINGS ON IT.
AND YET. NOT A SINGLE TRACE.
 
Ben
@badp For what... Malware or boobs? Cos that could go either way
 
@Ben boob malware.
 
Ben
Ahh. Even women fear the boob malware
 
OF COURSE THEY DO. THEY SET INNATURAL BEAUTY STANDARDS AND COME WITH A VERY ENTICING PRICE TAG.
THEY ALSO ARE QUITE INSISTENT.
I DO SUPPOSE THEY ARE BUNDLED WITH THAT WINDOWS XP UTILITY WITH THE TALKING MONKEY SAYING A JOKE EVERY TWO MINUTES.
ORIGAMIROBOT LOVES THAT WINDOWS XP UTILITY WITH THE TALKING MONKEY SAYING A JOKE EVERY TWO MINUTES.
HE CALLED IT "STILL FUNNIER THAN BADP.EXE"
PROBABLY
 
Ben
I'm getting the feeling that your current level of emotion is somewhat restricted by the caps lock function. It's not caps enough.
 
10:45 PM
cc @AshleyNunn @Rapitor
 
@Ben SHIFT LOCK OR BUST
 
Auto-Cad?
 
(see below)
The amount of time people put into this is both awesome, and saddening.
 
Ben
@badp SHIFT LOCK FOR LIFE
 
Anyone want to just link that picture? It seems to be chugging chat.
 
11:00 PM
Warning, it's huge
 
Okay, mine can just be deleted then.
cc @badp or other mods.
 
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Q: TurtleBeach XL1 I want to chat with friends, but not hear game sound/volume?

user1544217I am new to the gaming community and I use to have the old mic that came with the xbox 360 slim. When I talked to my friends, they said that they could not here me and recommended to get turtle beach headphones. I don't want to hear the game volume, I just want to talk in a party, Thanks!

 
@Batophobia Wow
 
@RedRiderX My thoughts, exactly
 
@spugsley I uhh, what is going on?
 
11:03 PM
That is like 10x more convoluted then the Zelda one.
 
Much appreciated.
 
And the Zelda one was super convoluted.
This is....
Wow
 
@Chippies someone told me to post my first and last word that I write today in the Bridge and I couldn't remember who it was
 
@spugsley that wasn't me, but it makes more sense with this context
 
I love how this infers that the Bros. in the movie are actually the Wario Bros.
This timeline...
It accounts for everything
And it makes a sick kind of sense.
 
11:07 PM
14 mins ago, by Frank
The amount of time people put into this is both awesome, and saddening.
 
I like how Mario gets raised by Koopas ends up with Mario Kart or Mario Sports or something
 
@Frank Indeed
 
Only thing missing is Smash Brothers
 
@RedRiderX I'm not really sure how "Reunification of Timelines" could possibly make sense
 
I like how Mario Party is a result of the collapsing of dimensions.
 
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Q: Test if player is holding something but the specified item

Veritas025So I'm making a command block mechanism, but I need to test if the player is carrying something other than a specified item like testfor @p {SelectedItem:{id:minecraft:stick}}, whereas this instance it'd activate if the player is carrying anything but a stick. If that is impossible is there a way...

 
@murgatroid99 It didn't seem like the biggest logical leap in the timeline but I admittedly didn't play the Galaxy games so I don't really know their plot.
 
I swear to god, if we get questions about the Mario Timeline because of or based on this, I am going to have to punch some dumb people in the face.
They may not be the people directly responsible for the questions in question, but I will have rage and it will need to go somewhere.
 
user15026
ducks and covers just in case
 
@RedRiderX I mean as a concept
 
11:15 PM
@AshleyNunn You're not dumb
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I dunno, it took me 20 minutes to finish a "very easy" sudoku puzzle earlier....between the pain meds and the head pressure, stuff is hilarious in my head
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz No. Jut....why.
 
.......
 
@Unionhawk !!!!!!!
 
user15026
that just makes my brain hurt more
 
11:19 PM
> Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #10,142 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
#6 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Horror
#6 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Horror
#11 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Science Fiction
 
Also, hold the fuck on. That timeline recognizes the gba version of yoshi's island as a separate event?
Really?
 
@Unionhawk It looks like it recognizes each version of every game as a separate event
 
...
 
@spugsley It was me!
 
@Arperum Oh! Did you see my words?!
 
11:25 PM
@AshleyNunn When were you getting your cyborg upgrades?
 
@spugsley Yup. So you took 1000+ words to get Dermot Naked?
 
@Batophobia Tomorrow morning I think
 
@Arperum HAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious because Dermot is a really old guy with stringy white hair
 
@spugsley Ah, context makes things always better.
 
> Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine.

Chuck's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.
 
11:26 PM
@Arperum Nope. Lack of context is always better
 
@Batophobia In this case adding context makes it way more hilarious.
 
user15026
@Batophobia 8 am tomorrow
 
Good luck!
 
> Canada Urges Citizens To Stop 'Spocking' Their $5 Bills
hehe
 
Anyone that would like to see Adventure Time LEGOs should go here to support it being made
 
11:31 PM
> grandmaster (almost black belt)
 
a year left o_O?
 
user15026
@MBraedley but it works so well
 
@AshleyNunn Too bad they changed the portrait on the new poly notes. At least you can (kinda) use dry erase markers with those.
Also, the security dots make it hard to photograph and scan.
 
user15026
@MBraedley They just dont want us to have fun
 
user15026
11:38 PM
Also, I am so looking forward to not having an IV in my elbow. So much.
 
I think this will be my new video to troll with.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I figured I'd mix it up. Instead of using a video that's just plain awful, it'd be one that's about a duck that trolls someone
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't drink any coffee, so no
AND I LIVE IN THE COFFEE CAPITAL
:P
 
@Ktash IT'S OFFICIAL YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DRINK MORE TO BE HEALTHY.
DRINK MORE COFFEE.
 
11:49 PM
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
 
@Sterno Why am I watching this?
 
that was terrible
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I suspect it is only good if I dont put piles of cream and sugar in, yes?
 
@AshleyNunn Cream and sweeteners follow the standard dietary recommendations.
 
user15026
11:56 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Excellent
 
Which is to say, the amount of cream you would use in 5 cups of coffee, even pouring generously, is well within standard dietary limits.
And you should probably use skim milk and sweet and low or some such or whatever.
 
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Q: How do I evict someone?

Shadow Z.I am playing through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and I realized that I do not like some of my villagers at all (cough cough paula cough cough). Is there a way to get them to leave (move out of my town and stop taking up a villager spot)?

 

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