The Bridge

GnomeSlice

9:03 PM

why does this fucking application need to know what colour my eyes are and how tall I am and how much I weigh

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Those are things I think you're not allowed to ask when hiring someone in the US.

Powerlord

Blah, apparently the SendProp for the table doesn't have the extraData object... I have to fetch its SendTable's first child and get it there instead.

GnomeSlice

It's for my security license application

So I assume there's a reason

Frank

Sid Meier's Starships is looking to be a minimal 4X in space.

LessPop_MoreFizz

How much pizzas do you need?

GnomeSlice

9:06 PM

wtf

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Because that information is going to go on an ID badge or license as descriptive information to help someone looking at the ID verify that you are the holder of that ID

i.e. the same reason it's on your driver's license.

GnomeSlice

that's what I figured

@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't have a driver's license

StrixVaria

> C. I used your pizzadvice but ended up with too many pizza.

A. This is neither actually a question or actually a problem.

Powerlord

There, hopefully no segfaults this time

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice pizzagifs.com

@StrixVaria Accurate answer.

GnomeSlice

9:09 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz also say whatever you want, Carpenter Brut is fantastic

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Lazers

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Q: What does the $magnet$ hero amp do

The text say that it will attract "loot" from further away. Does Loot include ammo crates and health, or is it just money? I'm trying to decide if I should get this or save up for Chance of Lighting lvl 2. Thanks.

sunset-overdrive

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Q: Techinc Launcher Custom Mod pack Crashes

Every time I try this mod pack it downloads completely then starts. However, A little after it gets to the Mojang screen it crashes and I don't know what to do. I've tried re installing and switching versions of Java. Please help. Heres the crash report if this helps. ---- Minecraft Crash Report...

minecraft technical-issues

Powerlord

There, now I just need to wait until I can actually log on to my server to see if it returns correct bacon sandwiches.

er... correct data.

Rapitor

@LessPop_MoreFizz the internet truly is a magical and wonderous place.

GnomeSlice

store.steampowered.com/app/274500

ooo

yesss

Yuuki

> Of course this is Canada. Apologizing for stealing a bike and then giving it back.

Please. Please, no. EA to be charging real money for gas in upcoming Need For Speed.

Batophobia

9:26 PM

TIL Log Horizon now has a second season, which apparently started in October 2014

GnomeSlice

I should really do more motion graphic stuff

I'm pretty good at it

fredley

All amendments are withdrawn. The #SnoopersCharter amendments are dead for now.

Tweeted by glynwintle on January 26, 2015 at 7:24 PM

Blem

Oscilloscope art

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria @Sterno I am stuck in the temporal rift :(

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot how so?

Origami Robot

9:36 PM

There is no exit

forums.te4.org/viewtopic.php?f=42&t=41642

:(

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot Try chat. SOmetimes devs are on and maybe they can fix it.

Origami Robot

I just killed the process and now I'm back at the start of the rift

Sterno

that works too

GnomeSlice

I was born at a very early age

Yuuki

9:55 PM

@fredley They'll just wait until everything quiets down and try to sneak it by again. People are rarely as activist the second time around.

LessPop_MoreFizz

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^^^ BEST LINK YOU WILL CLICK ALL DAY

Blem

Why programming manuals aren't on audiobook

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz hahahahahaha

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice It's not quite Cookie Waits or LCD Kermitsystem, but it's about as close as you can get to those.

Yuuki

No, Amazon, that's not what I'm asking.

Origami Robot

10:05 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz What about Dr Teeth singing the cheescake song?

Yuuki

Actually, their assurances that I'll get the game for sure also kinda worry me.

Origami Robot

@Yuuki He knows it's a cool game

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot It's up there as well. Cookie Waits is still the best of all because of masterful editing and vocal similarity

Yuuki

@OrigamiRobot That b-----d is playing my Collector's Edition right now!

LessPop_MoreFizz

Which is also why Kermit LCD Soundsystem is so good.

Origami Robot

10:07 PM

@Yuuki bunkbed?

LessPop_MoreFizz

LCD Soundsystem with muppets also uses original footage, which is worth a whole lot of points.

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Arperum

@Yuuki I would *not answer "yes, thank you" at that time, I'd go one step closer to mad.

Yuuki

@OrigamiRobot b-----d, 0/5 tries left. Your man has been hung.

Blem

bad-dad?

Yuuki

@Blem ba----d, 1/5 tries left.

LessPop_MoreFizz

10:10 PM

@Yuuki Bunted

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's not even the right number of characters.

Origami Robot

Beanpod?

Blem

badland?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Yuuki It is for the line I replied to!

@Yuuki basegod. Also, it's basedgod, sheeeesh.

Blem

Bartend?

Lazers

10:11 PM

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Q: Minecraft Crash Report forge 1.6.4

Jan 26, 2015 4:02:17 PM net.minecraft.launchwrapper.LogWrapper log INFO: Loading tweak class name cpw.mods.fml.common.launcher.FMLTweaker Jan 26, 2015 4:02:17 PM net.minecraft.launchwrapper.LogWrapper log INFO: Using primary tweak class name cpw.mods.fml.common.launcher.FMLTweaker Jan 26, 2015 4:...

minecraft technical-issues

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz No, you're still missing one by my count.

5 dashes.

Origami Robot

Beardad?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot Barmaid

Yuuki

"unte" is 4 characters.

Blem

Battled

Origami Robot

10:12 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's gotta be it

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Close enough.

Frank

@Batophobia Indeed. And it's pretty decent.

SaintWacko

My new knife arrived today!

It's taking a bit of getting used to

The handle's anodization is rough

So it has great grip

But it occasionally gives the nails-on-a-chalkboard feeling

Also, @Frank, I made my own multi-satellite launcher

It's only loaded up with 4

Frank

@SaintWacko They're fun to build.

And I overcomplicated my design, because it looked cool.

SaintWacko

@Frank It really did

I'll take some screenshots of mine

It's not as fancy as yours

Yuuki

10:29 PM

... I hate this teacher so much.

She wants us to cut blocks out of a Word document and paste them in another Word document to arrange a diagram.

fredley

@Yuuki tbh this was done on 72 hours notice, there wasn't even any time for activism

Lazers

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Q: Skyrim different addon configurations for two steam accounts on same computer

My girlfriend and I both own Skyrim on Steam. I have the Dawnguard/Hearthfire/Dragonborn DLCs, she doesn't. I was wondering how Steam treats the missing DLCs on her account if we play on the same computer (not at the same time, of course.) In particular: If she is logged into her Steam account ...

skyrim steam dlc-quest

badp

@Yuuki wat

Yuuki

@badp Yes, I've had this teacher before.

I hate every f--kin' class.

Frank

@SaintWacko You realize mine was a super complicated solution that lagged everything, right?

Arperum

10:38 PM

2 mins ago, by badp

@Yuuki wat

SaintWacko

@Frank Yes, it was a truly Kerbal construction

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@Yuuki you should so something about this

Frank

@SaintWacko And the orbits I had them on were things of beauty.

Yuuki

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ Like what? Given how many classes she teaches, I'm almost completely certain she has tenure.

SaintWacko

I made this launcher when I realized that instead of launching 4 satellites 90 degrees apart, it makes way more sense to launch a single vessel, put it in the orbit I want the satellites, then put it in a 3/4 resonant orbit and circularize a satellite each time it reaches apoapsis

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

10:39 PM

@Yuuki Do other people feel the same way you do about her?

Frank

Yuuki

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ I dunno, I don't really talk to my classmates.

SaintWacko

That's all the satellite network I have so far

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@Yuuki you should try to. if they feel the same way, bring it up with the Dean

SaintWacko

But this launcher is headed to the Mun

And the next one will be headed to Minmus

Frank

10:41 PM

@SaintWacko Nice equidistant spacing.

SaintWacko

@Frank Thank you. I'll admit, I use Mechjeb to launch them 90 degrees apart

However, with this launcher I could do it without Mechjeb

The only reason I started using Mechjeb was to get them in the same orbit

I got so tired of my satellites drifting out of position

And doing that manually is very tiresome

Yuuki

So my work-around: make the diagrams in MS Paint and then copy-paste it over to Word.

I'm crying tears of blood as I do this, by the way.

SaintWacko

Frank

@SaintWacko And hence why tools like that exist in the first place.

SaintWacko

@Frank Exactly

I like where Mechjeb is in the tech tree, because it makes it so you have to be good at what it does before it'll do it for you

I also think no KSP beginner should use MJ until they're been playing for a long time

Like having done at least one interplanetary transfer and landing and return

Frank

10:47 PM

@SaintWacko Can't say I've done that, actually.

I usually get bored after landing on Mun for the billionth time.

SaintWacko

@Frank I've been to Duna once

I can't say it was particularly successful

@Frank I have so many mods I never get bored

Oh, and I've done an Eve flyby

Frank

@SaintWacko I want KSP to be something it can't be.

spugsley

HALLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

SaintWacko

@Frank Like what?

@spugsley Hello!

Frank

It doesn't handle functionality well unless you are directly controlling it, or in the near vicinity.

Like the Kethane mod; in order for the satellite scans to work, you have to be right there.

You can't just launch them, go launch a miner, and expect them to find something on your way there.

SaintWacko

10:52 PM

@Frank Ah, yeah, I can't wait for that to start working

Frank

I'd also like to automate a fledgling space industry. Set trigger points, such as generating and launching fuel ships when a space station gets below a certain point.

SaintWacko

I want a station in orbit around Kerbin, and a resource mining base on the Mun. The base would make fuel, and automatically fill up and launch a tanker to the LKO station

Haha

Sounds like we have the exact same idea

Frank

Have automated cargo haulers moving stuff around.

SaintWacko

Have you looked at OKS/MKS?

Frank

@SaintWacko Yep. And so far as I can tell, KSP literally can't do that.

Can't say that I ahve.

SaintWacko

10:53 PM

It has some stuff that can almost do that

I can't remember what it's called, but there's a part that can transfer fuel and such between them

Lazers

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Q: What is the best way to farm Monkey King's Garb (Sunwuko Set)

I have been playing a Monk for around 50 hours now and I haven't got a single drop of this item. I am now just planning to farm it as best as I can but am unsure how to do this. What is the best way to achieve this set? Shall I do GR? Or normal rifts on T1 over and over until I get them? Or i...

diablo-3 diablo-3-monk

Frank

That programming language-esque mod was a decent idea, but it falls down with the same limitation that other things have: Not in your immediate space = not really rendered.

spugsley

ughhh why does exercising suck so many butts?

Frank

@spugsley Find exercise you enjoy.

user15026

@Frank This!

spugsley

10:59 PM

@Frank none. I have tried many many things. I just have to force it

which I do. But it sucks.

SaintWacko

@Frank kOS? Yeah, I think next time I start a playthrough, I'm going to use it instead of Mechjeb

LadyWacko and I just started our second week of T25

It's been going really well so far

It's exhausting, but it doesn't take as much of a time commitment as most exercise programs

@Frank Satellites folded out, ready to launch

And that's what they each look like when they're deployed

There's a small engine on the back that will allow them to circularize themselves

Frank

@AshleyNunn It's one of the reasons I dance.

SaintWacko

Ooh, or I could make it so the engine decouples after circularizing and becomes a seismic impactor...

user15026

@Frank It's why I do yoga

SaintWacko

Decisions, decisions

@AshleyNunn It's why I'm really out of shape

:P

user15026

11:07 PM

Eh, I like you anyhow

Frank

@SaintWacko Dump the engines, plus their fuel, leaving just a tiny bit of RCS.

Batophobia

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Yuuki

@spugsley Run around with your arms stretched out like you're an airplane.

Batophobia

Made with real scissors

Frank

Land 'em for use elsewhere.

spugsley

11:07 PM

@Yuuki lol

SaintWacko

@Frank Why RCS?

Frank

@SaintWacko The decoupling will alter their orbit just slightly.

spugsley

I've been doing 30 min elliptical workouts. If I mix it up by doing intervals and then going backwards or taking hands off, it's not so bad. Still boring, so now I get off after fifteen minutes, do strength exercises and then get back on for 15 mins. So far, that's the best I've done, as I've been able to actually stick with it

SaintWacko

@Frank oh, true, but if I have them all pointing the same way, at the same point, when they decouple, it should alter all the orbits the same way

Frank

@SaintWacko You really want to leave your satellites in an orbit you don't have full control over?

Origami Robot

11:11 PM

@Batophobia This is ridiculous

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot Newest TAH is a Moonshine Holler and it is the Moonshine Holler that I saw live, and it might be the best Moonshine Holler.

/cc @Fluttershy @FAE

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz \o/ I'm gonna start listening again once I finish my audiobook!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Also, Sparks comics start to hit in about 2 weeks.

SaintWacko

@Frank The decoupling isn't going to add more than a couple dv

LessPop_MoreFizz

And Beyond Belief Pilot is supposedly going well.

SaintWacko

11:14 PM

I'll do some simulating

Batophobia

@OrigamiRobot Indeed, never thought I'd watch someone make a sword out of scissors

GnomeSlice

wtf

user15026

Canada Post, how do you expect me to obsessively check a tracking number if your site is broken

user15026

@GnomeSlice hahahaha what is that for

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn loblaws application lol

The most accurate one is #2, but I'm just gonna pick #4

user15026

11:20 PM

@GnomeSlice That's ridiculous

Origami Robot

@GnomeSlice Bob Loblaw?

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?

GnomeSlice

No, but I'm pretty sure the guy who founded it was actually named Robert Loblaw

It's a grocery store

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Now it's my turn to shame you for having not seen a sitcom.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Do I ever get a turn to shame you for things?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Yes, you revelled in it over Trailer Park Boys a while back, IIRC.

GnomeSlice

11:22 PM

Oh yeeeeee

Well we already discussed WKRP

So you took two turns

Origami Robot

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Now that's why they hire headline writers.

GnomeSlice

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sunglasses kid makes doing this stupid fucking questionnaire almost bearable

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Given your age, not having seen WKRP is tragic, but not shameful.

GnomeSlice

It's on the list.

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:26 PM

Not having seen Arrested Development, on the other hand, is shameful.

GnomeSlice

From what I gather my torrent has some of the songs switched though.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice I would honestly not even bother with a version without the original music.

i.e. new dvd version or gtfo.

GnomeSlice

yeah, I remember you saying that which is why I haven't started watching it yet

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Watch Arrested Development instead.

Batophobia

@JasonBerkan Similar thing happened to my father at Denny's. We don't go there anymore.

Yuuki

11:28 PM

@Batophobia Every dish is the same at Denny's anyways.

Origami Robot

What is WKRP?

Yuuki

> "It's all eggs, toast, and meat soaked in human misery! That's all it is!" - Jon Stewart

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot wikiwand.com/en/WKRP_in_Cincinnati

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot WKRP in Cincinnati is a classic 80's sitcom about the staff of a radio station.

Origami Robot

Thank you, @LessPop_MoreFizz

GnomeSlice

11:31 PM

I linked you the wikipedia article you clown

Yuuki

It's been awhile since I've done C, does 'a' + 2 give you 'a2'?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Being about a radio station, music was integral to the show, providing a lot of the setups and punchlines for some of the shows best jokes. For over 20 years however, syndicated versions of the show, as well as video/dvd releases did not have the music that was originally used, because the rights weren't cleared for that usage. The replacement music used does not work for the jokes delivered, and thus, ruins the show.

GnomeSlice

literally the first sentence

> WKRP in Cincinnati is an American situation comedy television series that features the misadventures of the staff of a struggling fictional radio station in Cincinnati, Ohio.

LessPop_MoreFizz

About 2 or 3 months ago, a new dvd release came out with all of the original music though, and it's glorious.

@GnomeSlice wikiwand is dum

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz It's just a reskin of wikipedia.

It even has a button to switch to regular wikipedia.

I don't have the autohotkey thing on this pc that switches it when I copy a URL

murgatroid99

11:32 PM

@GnomeSlice It doesn't onebox

Origami Robot

@GnomeSlice That doesn't one-box

DAMMIT @murgatroid99 YOUR MESSAGE WAS OFF MY SCREEN

Now I look foolish

GnomeSlice

do you guys only read the stuff in oneboxes when people post wikipedia shit

Unionhawk

It also doesn't have the "gieb money pls" thing

Yuuki

Yes

Yes or YES may refer to: An affirmative particle in the English language; see yes and no An indication of acceptance == Education == YES Prep Public Schools, a network of public, open-enrollment charter schools located in Houston, Texas, USA YES (Your Extraordinary Saturday) a learning program from the Minnesota Institute for Talented Youth Young Epidemiology Scholars, a United States scholarship program in the area of public health == Technology == yes (Unix), a Unix shell command to print a string repetitively Philips :YES, a home computer/personal computer released by Philips in 1985...

Lazers

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Q: Dwarf Fortress UI Mod?

I know of Dwarf Hack, but are there other interface mods for Dwarf Fortress? Things that make the UI less...aweful. I've been playing Gnomeria lately and hating the simplicity but going back because I can actually remember all of the interface options. I play DF about once or twice a year and ...

dwarf-fortress

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:34 PM

@GnomeSlice It also makes money off of wikipedias content.

GnomeSlice

good

murgatroid99

@GnomeSlice It's much easier to read the beginning of the article without switching focus from the conversation

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk No, but it has ads which are arguably worse.

Origami Robot

@GnomeSlice When all I want is a single sentence about it, yes

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz what, no it doesn't

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:35 PM

Also, it's like 10,000 times slower to load.

GnomeSlice

no it isn't

I don't even have internet and it works for me just fine

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz status-norepro

Origami Robot

This is what I wanted: WKRP in Cincinnati is an American situation comedy television series that features the misadventures of the staff of a struggling fictional radio station in Cincinnati, Ohio.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Definitely is for me on this bad hotel internet connection.

Origami Robot

This is what I got: wikiwand.com/en/WKRP_in_Cincinnati

Which is more useful?

MBraedley

11:36 PM

@Frank KETHANE! I forgot to add the Kethane mod! Well, still time, since I'm restarting my hard mode playthrough again after killing Jeb yesterday.

GnomeSlice

whatever

Origami Robot

Your link didn't even give me the full name without me having to do extra work

GnomeSlice

It doesn't matter man

Sorry

Origami Robot

It matters to me

GnomeSlice

I mean it doesn't matter that mine was less useful, I don't care about it that much.

Honestly

I'm still doing this dumbass questionnaire

FINISHED

Origami Robot

11:44 PM

4 mins ago, by Origami Robot

It matters to me

I need trivial things to obsess over

GnomeSlice

okay well whatever

sorry

Lazers

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Q: Can you do a stat reset on your citizens?

I just finished chapter 1 and found a pretty good groove using the Baker, Mascot, and Brother and I'm leveling up fairly well. However, I notice that the level up stat bonuses that I get from Baker and Mascot don't really look like they will do Brother much good since I'm using him primarily as ...

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Q: What are the correct answers to the school teacher's quiz?

What are the correct answers to be able to recruit the school teacher in Citizens of Earth?

citizens-of-earth

Ktash

If you haven't watched the first season of Galavant, you should

Arperum

Book of revelation on the first floor! Got a bandage. Now, no stupid headless horsemen or some such shit. cc @badp

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