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12:00 AM
@Unionhawk I mean yeah
You guys literally elected the villians from Captain Planet
like didn't the gop pass (or try to pass) a law in some states making green energy illegal?
like what the fuc
 
@Wipqozn that's assuming they loose at the end though
like the only time i recall them ever winning was when they called that toxic Captain Planet but then in the next episode they lost
 
@Wipqozn idk prob
 
\o/
 
\o/
 
@kalina Goin' off with the ME:A questions
 
12:05 AM
well I finished my first playthrough
 
11/10?
 
11/10? no
 
Game of the Year?
 
I am unable to articulate how I feel about it at the moment
I need to play it again to see if I completely missed something special
 
Game of the Season? Game of the Month? Game of the Week? Game of Until-I-Play-My-Next-Game?
 
12:08 AM
no it's a whole lot of disappointing meh mixed in with occasional bits of awesome
I think?
I mean excluding all the bugs and stuff other people have been talking about
the ending was a bit pants
it has a marvel style sequel setup as well
 
@kalina purposely evident for a sequel?
 
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Q: Do villagers get bored of exchanging carrots with each other?

ExoMuteI set up an auto villager breeder, and put some carrots on ice with water that makes it move around in a circle. Villagers pick them up, give them to other villagers, and I get a bunch of baby villagers. But just recently, after about 30-45 minutes of villagers swapping around carrots, the heart...

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Q: Sloane or the Charleton?

kalinaAfter spending some time on Kadara you will get to meet the leader of the outpost, an outcast called Sloane, and the leader of the Collective. You're asked to make a decision that chooses one of these as the leader of the Kadara outpost. What are the impacts of choosing either Sloane or the Col...

 
@kalina wait that probably answers it then
 
well apart from everybody expecting another trilogy
I don't know, there's a lot of content but only really like 10 missions
scanning is fun for like 10 seconds
but then the game presents you with 10-15 side quests of "scan <this object type>"
 
@kalina missions as in main story missions? seems to be more than the first Mass Effect
though probably less than Mass Effect 3
 
12:11 AM
yes but the first mass effect was building up to killing a big bad while uncovering a secret that the fate of humanity entirely requires through no fault of their own
where as mass effect andromeda is exactly the same story but this time we threw ourselves to another galaxy
its literally exactly the same as well
oh, that might be a spoiler
it just feels like they're playing a very safe formula and it doesn't do anything special
and then there's the things it does that're entirely not mass effect
like having an AI as an implant in your head would never happen after the geth
or how SAM is a solve all for basically everything
 
From what I've seen it just seems like it was a little sloppy and a lot of missed opportunity
And it's underwhelming, especially with the possibilities for other species etc
 
strangely for a game that has spent so long in development, it feels very rushed
the whole two new species things is a bit weak too yeah
exploration is fun though
nomad is much better than the mako
I got 100% viability on my first playthrough because exploring is more fun than the story
 
@kalina that was probably the focus of the development
 
which promptly exposed a weakness in the writing which exposed the ending to me in the voice overs
which was like "woo congratulations all of our colonies bla bla and bla bla bla are so happy"
 
> if we make exploration more fun no one is going to notice the sort cuts we take when we run out of time
 
12:18 AM
except at the time one of those blas was known to me only as the enemy strong hold and the other one hadn't even been mentioned
and there are a lot of short cuts
the problem is, even if you polished it up and fixed the bugs, it would really still only be an above average game
 
1) Can you romance geth?
 
no...
 
Okay, not interested.
 
what about a Krogan?
 
not as far as I know
also
 
12:22 AM
0
Q: Pillars of Eternity enchanting

bharalHow does enchanting weapons in Pillars of Eternity work? Specifically if I have a sword, and it is enchanted to "fine", what can I enchant on it (assuming no level issues) and what is the end impact of this - ie what enchantments are left, and what is the number of anvils that are left, and what...

 
So... humans, asari, and turians as per usual then?
:|
 
the really enjoyable narrative action system from the first three games
where you could interrupt conversation
it still exists
but I've only seen like 3
and I've been playing 40+ hours
 
I can't roleplay Captain Kirk if they don't let me bone every alien race out there.
5
 
I should pick up mass effect some time
 
at least I'm still finding new things during my second play through
 
12:35 AM
-1
Q: Choose an account Function Not letting me login Pokemon Go

RioYep, whenever i try login with my email/choose an account on google, puts me back on the niantic loading page.

 
@kalina Hey!
 
hey
 
How have you been yo you never come here any more
 
generally busy with life
you?
 
Yeah, me too
Except my life is probably less interesting
 
12:44 AM
made enough time to play mass effect though
heh
 
Controller or M/K
 
trackpad and keyboard
 
lit
 
To each their own
 
There's a lot of good shit I still need to play
Also I think I am retiring the Brainguy avatar
 
12:55 AM
RIP
 
1:08 AM
well I'm off out for the evening, biab
 
my sister and her fiance are breaking up what the fuck??
I really liked him too
this is horrible
 
I need a new incremental to play.
 
@Frank incremental as in game series? music?
 
@Memor-X No, incremental as in browser game.
Like Cookie Clicker.
 
@GnomeSlice that sucks
 
1:16 AM
@Frank oh.....hmmmm, the only one i can think of is for mobile
@GnomeSlice you know why?
 
Not yet
Just heard from my mother, she doesn't know yet
 
What was that space-based incremental? The one that wasn't finished?
 
@Frank I was going to link you to friday, but that would be mean after you helped me with monster hunter
 
@Wipqozn That would be very mean, indeed.
 
1:31 AM
@Frank This one?
3
 
@Fluttershy I'm going to star this just so I can listen to the bridge complain about getting addicted to an incremental again
4
 
@Fluttershy That's the potato one.
It's short, but fun.
I think Junction Gate is the one I was meaning.
 
@Frank Oh. I just figured "space-based" was pretty close to "spaceplan." lol
 
2:06 AM
@PrivatePansy Whats this all about?
 
@Wipqozn This one's short though.
 
2:21 AM
@MistahFiggins The message or the gif? For the message, see the top pinned message in this room. The gif is from a show called Steven Universe, episode Gem Harvest. The characters are aliens, and they don't quite understand the concept of human marriage
 
Got the gif, didn't know what was referenced. Congrats to both!
 
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Q: What else do i need to copy over/edit to make my game appear in the Steam Library?

Memor-XSo after i got Steam to work on my PC Offline i noticed that all the games i have downloaded are showing up in the library as downloaded.....however i know for a fact that only 2 are actually in the steamapps/common folder, this is because with Steam i copied onto a USB drive, the games were copi...

 
2:37 AM
Hey @Frank, what's that space game I can never remember the name of?
 
@SaintWacko ...Starsector?
 
@Frank Yes, thank you
 
2:53 AM
@Wipqozn except that the bridge already got addicted and forgot this one years ago
 
best incremental, only incremental
 
3:20 AM
@MistahFiggins This is the best only incremental: mamota.net/exponent
One of fredley's finest joints
 
3:30 AM
@RedRiderX @fredley's finest joints are only legal in Amsterdam
 
0
Q: Max Payne 2 quote

MaxPayneI have played MP2 once again just to get the exact moment when Max says "Your past is like pieces of a broken mirror. You try to pick them up, but you only end up cutting yourself" but I missed it. Does anyone know when this line pops up?

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Q: My Skyrim FNIS generator does not work

aleDo you know how to fix this? Installing FNIS PCEA2 Reading FNISBase V6.3 ... Reading FNIS_PCEA2 V1.3 ( 0 furniture, 0 offset, 0 paired, 0 kill, 0 chair, 557 alternate animations) ... Reading XPMSE ERROR(76): Could not find a part of the path 'C:\Program Files (x86)\Mr DJ\The Elder Scrolls V Sky...

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Q: Why identical weapon coils give different results?

pinckermanI've noticed something weird when modifying my weapons. If a weapon has equipped, for example, a +6% damage +6% tear coil and I want to replace it with an identical one the weapon's stats don't give me the same result. So I'm wondering, are weapon modifiers bugged? Or aren't coil's percentages e...

 
@GodEmperorDune and Colorado until Jefferson Beauregard Sessions has anything to say
Probably
 
@Unionhawk no those are @fredley's lesser joints
the real stuff is in amsterdam
and not for long because brexit
 
@GodEmperorDune yep, then it's a few more years while Britain finishes the construction of the engines in which they will Brexit the earth and head to Mars
 
3:46 AM
0
Q: What triggers the rain?

WolfI've read conflicting interpretations online on what causes the crushing rain to pour. Does it happen about every 15 minutes no matter what the player does? Is it caused by hibernation and/or does hibernation stave it off? Is it possible to not hibernate long enough?

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Q: Is it possible to survive the rain?

WolfWhen it downpours, does the rain ever let up? Or does it completely flood the screen until the slugcat dies? Is reaching the hibernation point the only way to survive?

 
user15026
@PrivatePansy hahaha awesome use of gif
 
4:22 AM
so martial arts are quite fun
 
4:37 AM
@Dragonrage Which one? I plan on going to a fencing class next month.
 
@Yuuki im doing a korean martial art called Hapkido
 
4:54 AM
-5
Q: Helps to repair damage skin

jordanjuriyaNow which you understand the way it works properly Borealis Anti-Aging Cream, then a top level view of the enterprise’s Borealis Eye Essence.Unlike most pores and skin care merchandise, Borealis Face Cream does no longer consist of harmful substances which include meals additives, chemical substa...

 
@Yuuki wait are they doing a movie of the 2013 reboot game?
 
5:29 AM
yay i have teh codez on github now
look upon my meh code and this pear
 
6:12 AM
shit
why did i commit a username to my code
dammit
 
6:26 AM
i guess i can remove it and say "eff history"
 
6:40 AM
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Q: if I leave the quest for a minute , the robots/humans that I have killed they re-spawn

MoudizIs that normal ? When I am in a quest sometime I go search for some healing plants or I hide from some robots(not far away I am still near the quest area) , I noticed when i get back, the robots that I have killed, they re-spawn again , its like i am repeating the mission again. Why if I leave t...

 
7:05 AM
Weird, no John Oliver yet
 
7:39 AM
Anyone here playing Grim Dawn?
 
@Jutschge Yes. A little bit anyway. Haven't really gotten anywhere yet though.
 
@Nzall he's on vacation this week
or last week
i'm not sure if he's back april 2nd or april 9th
 
@Arperum Oh nice. Are you still somewhat active? A couple of friends of mine and I are looking for someone to play with ^^
 
8:01 AM
Yes, that is someone using toothpaste as thermal paste
 
@Jutschge That might poke up my interest, I'm absolutely a new player though. I think I got to lvl 20 once.
Recently started again and got to 17 or so this time.
I did play a ton of Titan Quest, so I kinda understand the mastery system :p
 
Haha no worries we're pretty new aswell. I mean we die a lot but we're having fun :P. Also the game gets more awesome the more ppl there are in a group. The aura system is pretty nice in multiplayer.
What classes are you playing btw?
 
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Q: How i can play Age of Empires 2 HD with friends on LAN?

RalshoI seen some videos that dosen't tell you anything about it... I just want to play AOE2HD with friends without internet using the LAN like old times. If you know any method to achive it but you need internet via tungle/hamachi etc post it anyway any help is welcome.

 
I started some warder build or something, soldier/shaman IIRC
Because I am certified insane I start every new game on hardcore :p
 
8:18 AM
morning chat
 
SCREAMS WHYYYYYYY. STUPID ILLOGICAL BUG.
 
my skeptics question still keeps gathering tons of votes :/ What's a background check anyways
 
WHY IS YOUR VALUE WRONG.
EXCEPT IT IS RIGHT. AND ONLY DISPLAYED WRONG IN ONE PLACE. STOP DISPLAYING THE PREVIOUS VALUE
 
@Lazers2.0 this should be closed, "Mr DJ" repacks games (i.e. this is a piracy help question)
ALSO MORNING CHAT
 
@KevinvanderVelden vtc'd
@KevinvanderVelden morninn
 
8:28 AM
@KevinvanderVelden VTC'd as well
 
@Arperum Oh wow. Well we're not playing that much hardcore... got oneshot too many times to try it lol. Also right now I'm an ultra squishy poison/heal warlock.
 
hmm, anyone knows if prepaid numbers work in those USB modems? I got my hands on one and want to use it to receive SMS from my raspberry pi
 
Never used one myself
 
same
tl;dr: my grandfather's like bigclive (except with less homophobic jokes as even those jokes are heresy!!!) and just buys and finds and breaks and fixes stuff all the time and he just handed me a random ton of stuff to check out and well, surprisingly enough, there was a USB Modem inside. I was like "wait how did he get one of these, does this even work? Did someone give this to him to fix?" and plugged it in... and surprisingly enough, it worked.
 
@Jutschge I don't mind playing softcore to join you lot. Have you played Titan Quest? There were some mods for that game :p I played for a while with Uber mod, which sextupled bosses, added loads more mobs, made everything significantly harder, ... And I still played hardcore (well, self-enforced hardcore, since true hardcore was not an option in TQ)
 
9:20 AM
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Scruples

Proposed Q&A site for discussion of morality and scruples

Currently in definition.

 
@Arperum Yeah would be nice (gotta warn you though we really are a bunch of noobs^^). Haven't played TQ although a lot of people recommended it. I'm thinking about buying the remastered edition but atm I'm so in love with Grim Dawn lol. There's also a bunch of mods for it IIRC. Haven't installed any of them though.
 
@Jutschge Grim Dawn is made on the TQ engine, by some of the devs of TQ. TQ is based in a more traditional ancient mythological greece/egypt/other places setting, so a lot brighter :p
You'll clearly recognize stuff :p
ALso: Uber mod is from before the steam workshop mods for TQIT.
 
Hmm sounds interesting. (Tbh it's not that hard to be brighter than grim dawn :D). Also ancient mythology is awesome.
My favorite thing in these games is the ability to combine classes. So many synergies
 
9:36 AM
Yea, TQIT has 9 base classes IIRC.
Yea, I'm interested in doing some grim dawn, I want to play through that game.
 
I kinda regret that my hightest character is already fire based but with the wrong classes. In the upcoming DLC there's a godlike fire/ice character who would synergize soo insanely well. (Also necromancers. Yay)
 
I don't have any of the Grim Dawn DLC (yet)
 
9:55 AM
I also haven't bought one yet. AFAIK the only one that's out right now is the Crucible DLC which is basically just an arena with enemy waves. Although I'm considering buying it since it's like 5 CHF.
 
Let's first play thorugh the normal campaign :p
WHat level are you and your friends?
 
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Q: Compendium completion

MagiTechAs fun as it is playing as Hyrule's version of David Attenborough, what benefits does having a complete compendium give, aside from allowing more precise tracking?

 
 
@Arperum Currently we're around 30 with our chars. I've got a 66 aswell (but a lot of misskills since I was overwhelmed by the whole Skill tree/Devotion system) and we kinda wanna start a new class^^ we also have some lvl 20s.
 
10:10 AM
I have one hardcore character and that's it. SO starting a new one sounds good.
 
10:22 AM
this is so cute and wholesome and dies from cuteness
 
11:07 AM
@Avery wat
 
@Arperum Perfect. I've sent you a request on Steam. We're probably playing tonight if you wanna join :) Mainly experimenting with new classes.
 
@Jutschge Sounds good. We're in the same time zone, so that should be doable.
I accepted your friend request (the steam app is convenient)
 
11:28 AM
@GodEmperorDune Addictions have a way of coming back though
 
@badp it's braille
 
ahh.
I mean
my blind coworker gets offered a menu all the time
 
(see also the shadow under her arm)
 
we just have to proclaim it to him
 
Yes, not the same =p
 
11:31 AM
it's kinda fun though.
 
11:42 AM
I think I broke that incremental tht Fluttershy linked. I cheated, added like 10K solar panels, and now the game has frozen
It literally cannot render the solar panel count
ah great, and clearing stored cache also doesn't work.
 
@Nzall You posting about it is also the first time it gets posted about, and thus the first amusement @Wipqozn gets out of starring it.
@Nzall Local storage? Because Html5 is convenient.
 
@Arperum Yeah, I edited the local storage aspect
and now it's trying to render 115K solar panels firing at the same time
Okay, i cleared local storage, and now it works again
I'm going to do that at home next time
not at work
 
I'm really hoping this whole FBI-Russia-Trump investigation turns up some juicy bits. I mean, Trump can be a historic president: the first US president ever to be removed from office
There is no way the GOP will have Trump remain president if it turns out he did collude with the Russians
 
@Nzall Some would argue that Nixon resigning is effectively the same as him being removed from office.
Dammit, I missed @kalina talking about ME:A last night. Also, you already finished your first playthrough? Jesus Christ, I just finished my first trip to EOS last night!
(And then the cutscene froze, so I decided that was enough for the night.)
 
12:18 PM
so... bread has 1% tax while medications have 8%... wat
 
@MBraedley I'm not going to play ME:A until at least May
For a sleep exam late April, I need to stop gaming at 8 PM and go to bed at 10 PM. And since patch 7.2 of WoW releases tomorrow, I kinda have all my playtime planned out already
I mean, daily emissary, working towards pathfinder, doing the rest of the order hall campaign on 6 different characters,...
 
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Q: How to export settings from old installation of BDO

Westside TonyI've recently updated from w7 to w10 and reinstall Black Desert, and I was wandering which files I have to copy to keep my game settings(notifications, graphics, audio, and other game settings such as chat and hide or show pets and names) basically everything. Also i have the same computer but a...

 
12:34 PM
Daily Mail pls
 
Assuming you're talking about this?
 
12:49 PM
@Unionhawk They should leg their editor go
 
It's really not a thigh point for them.
 
That pun was pretty legendary though
 
I'LL LEG THE BOTH OF YOU GO
 
I can't believe they ran with it.
 
The editor clearly doesn't give calf a damn
He kneeds to get with the times
Help I am becoming @Wipqozn
 
12:53 PM
Didn't you already do that a while back?
 
@Ronan oh yeah
That was fun
 
Wait, so you're talking about the sexist article where they commented on May and Sturgeon, or rather their legs?
 
I'm clearly missing the context for this punfest.
 
@Nzall Yup.
 
12:56 PM
@fredley ...
 
@fredley Imagine that they have Trump and Cameron standing next to each other and they made a comment about "battle of the bulge"
 
@Arperum As a piece of utter fuckwittery, it's quite accomplished
 
@fredley You're a piece of fuckwittery.
 
@Arperum :(
 
@fredley wutfickery
 
12:58 PM
@Nzall I believe "battle of hand-size" is the trump way to say it
 
@fredley I couldn't find something better, brain is being melted by the code I'm digging through.
 
... Legsit? Is this some referendum on the mandatory removal of all British legs to be replaced by those Oscar Pistorius things so you can call yourselves blade runners?
 
@fredley idk what's worse in this picture
theresa may's facial expression or the sexism
 
@Avery Possible the two words at the top.
 
ah, yeah
funnily enough mom only reads DM for her source of WW news
(I use reddit but prefer guardian for UK news)
 
1:11 PM
-3
Q: I can't get shaders!

BowserI am on Minecraft 1.11.2 with Optifine and trying to get kuda shaders to work, but whenever I turn it on it says multiple [SHADERS] word.fsh errors.

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Q: Is there a difference between the PS4 and PS3 remasters?

VemonusAs a longtime Kingdom Hearts fan, I bought the I.5 and II.5 Remix collections for PS3 the day they came out, despite owning all of the titles that these collections included. This was mostly to relive the series, but partially due to the fact that some titles had additional features that were eit...

 
@Avery whenever I use the word "funnily" people like to tell me it's not a word or even if it was it sounds awful or something. Personally I think it's a very useful word
 
I use it to start ironic sentences
 
I think the word sounds funny (as in weird)
fun-nily
funneling
funny-funning
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere anytime time at all down here in the deep blue sea
 
Funneling enough...
 
1:23 PM
@Ronan @RedRiderX You know, I just realized that we don't need to use Roll20 to do 5e because it can all be theatre of the mind.
Unless you prefer gridded play, which is also fine.
 
@Yuuki Yeah I wasn't thinking of using the grid, but it's still good for keeping track of things like initiative and you can automatically make rolls just by clicking on the relevant stat/spell.
 
Fair enough.
 
@Ronan And it also makes it harder to cheat
 
@Yuuki I might also be interested in playing, depends a lot on time schedule though.
 
Speaking of DnD, @Avery, @Yuuki as the two most west/east people when it good for you to play?
 
1:26 PM
@Nzall If you're worried about cheating, I'm already concerned as to how this campaign will go. Things are difficult enough when there's a built-in tendency towards "player vs. GM" mentality.
@Ronan Well, I'd prefer weekends and I'd be almost completely free on those days.
 
@Ronan too lazy to retype so here's a schedule that fits from a mail I sent to my lawyer: s.ave.zone/502.png
 
@Yuuki Yeah I was already thinking saturday, but I was wondering timezones.
 
Are ads on SE supposed to be so random that you can get a Biology ad on Arqade?
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Q: In which direction does ATP synthase rotate?

latraI heard about the rotation of ATP synthase in a biochemistry course. The professor said it will rotate counterclockwise. Is that true? If so, what mechanism defines its direction?

That's a question i got an ad for
 
@Nzall yes
 
F is for fire that burns down the city
U is for uranium bomb
N is for no survivorssss!
 
1:30 PM
Well, that is SUCH a random question to get an ad for. Like, I get that they want to promote lower popularity stacks, but getting a science ad on an entertainment stack is just weird and totally doesn't seem like it's adapted to the target audience
 
@Arperum I'm thinking we're already running the risk of it being too many people, but it shouldn't be a problem if you want to join.
 
It's like the Daily Mail that shows ads for GTA V
@Ronan If there is enough interest, can there be 2 groups?
 
@Nzall This isn't an official thing or anything, so of course.
 
@Ronan I'm a bit tentative. As I probably already mentioned, I've had bad experience in the past with online gaming. Lots of people who want to force you to think like them and act in a way that's best for them
It's the reason I don't like doing organized multiplayer, many people take WoW way too seriously and I just don't want to have others dictate how I play
but I'm also interested in playing D&D, but I haven't found a group yet
I get that it's a tricky balance to find: playing with others and having enough independence
 
@Nzall Serverfirsts tho
 
1:38 PM
@Jutschge That is an entirely unexpected interjection, but it's worth nothing that I have no interest in competitive multiplayer
 
so someone linked this to my skeptics question...
 
whether it is playing against each other or trying to do something faster than someone else
 
ankara's at high intensity lol
 
@Avery That's for 2015, and Paris is at high intensity as well
 
Meanwhile, in bees
 
1:40 PM
@Nzall gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/turkey/terrorism uk govt keeps a lengthy list of terror attacks in turkey so, uh, guess ankara would still be at high intensity :(
 
@Avery It's based on how many deaths occured
 
@Nzall ah
 
@Avery according to the legend, it's based on a combination of fatilities and injuries
 
@Ronan at 7 people we should now super consider splitting to two groups
 
that's like 25 cents right?
 
1:44 PM
I don't mind being an occasional player if you are looking for someone to play an extra that happens to tag along for 1-2 sessions or such. I'm playing in real-life too. And time is a thing I tend to lack at the most random times.
 
@RedRiderX Maybe, I've played games with 8 people before and it's not awful, but would probably be better with fewer, although the issue with splitting is that if a few people can't make it then it means you have to cancel that week.
 
@Avery Wait, there's a new iPad?
 
@Nzall There's always a new iPad
 
@Nzall Seems so
 
Apple released a lot of minor updates recently, none of them are really noteworthy
 
1:45 PM
@fredley Just like the soon-to-be Not-So-Great Brittain.
 
They're advertising the new ipad pro as "Super. Computer."; Not Super Computer. Super and Computer.
maybe super but definitely not a computer.
 
@Arperum I'll spite you all by leaving when Brexit happens, then we'll see how you feel
 
@Avery I mean, if anyone needs more evidence that Apple is abandoning the Mac, the product page of the iPad Pro basically tries to sell itself not as an alternative or supplement to the PC, but as an upgrade
 
inb4 Frexit
@PrivatePansy RIPPLE
 
what
can I develop for ios on ipad pro?
can I do so on windows or linux?
no?
rip iOS.
 
1:49 PM
> it’s an uncompromising vision of personal computing for the modern world. It puts incredible power at your fingertips that leaps past most portable PCs.
 
Developing for iOS was already the most painful way to develop, this changes nothing
 
... they're calling it a PC?
and it's not IBM compatible?
 
@Avery yr a PC
 
meh
 
@fredley It's kind of amazing really. Swift is such a nice language, and I do like the power which some of the APIs have. On the other hand, Xcode is complete garbage, the Swift compiler and SourceKit regularly crashes, and using UIKit makes me want to stab myself with a fork
Also, Apple's code signing and deployment process is giving us problems, and we're just doing school assignments
 
1:51 PM
@PrivatePansy Yeah, I haven't really done any iOS since Obj-C, which really was the cherry of pain on the top of the pain cake.
App. Store. Review. Process.
 
4 of my dev apps got un-launchable-ified by apple just today
 
@PrivatePansy I've been seeing the "Mac doesn't get viruses like PC" ads for iPad Pro.
 
You don't really know what it is to be belittled until you've submitted an app for review.
 
hitting verify just makes me wait then it just fails without an error message
 
@Avery There's probably some mysterious message in the console, like "dylib cannot find image"
@fredley Yeah, at least Swift fixed that, in a pretty big way
Oh, and the documentation. It's amazing how anybody gets anything done with just the official Apple documentation.
 
1:54 PM
@PrivatePansy I don't even use macOS. I use cydia impactor to install stuff (only legit stuff for dev purposes I promise). I can't see the logs. So apple is just loses her mind
like holy fuck like even visual studio is on macOS, apple open up the xcode and stuff a bit
 
To this day I have no idea what are the file formats supported by AVAudioPlayer, because the Apple documentation page went 404, and every single third party source points to the same page
The page isn't in Wayback Machine either. At this point I'm guessing the only way would be for some Apple employee to look into the source code
 
ios is open source-ish
 
There are documentation pages where half the guide would be in Swift, and the other half in ObjC
Thus making nobody happy
 
iPads 1-4, iPad Air & Air 2 then the iPad
why is naming so hard?
Why can't they just do what they did with the iPod Touch?
1-6 generation
purely incremental
 
Because that's how they fool the viruses.
 
1:59 PM
First half is in ObjC. Second half in Swift. Why? Because fuck you.
 
wtf
 

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