Let the kitten out
Read Game of Thrones sample
Kitten is inside sleeping on my parents' bed
Put kitten out
Engage antitheft
Rain ensues
"She's going to be left to her own devices for weeks now, she better get used to it."
Rain intensifies
Heart melts
Disengage antitheft
Let kitten back in
Re-engage antitheft
Rain stops immediately and abruptly
It's 3AM...
Give up, let kitten sleep in the kicthen.