> Please, loosen up a little. ... So, take a deep breath and relax.

> So, in 2010, he founded Bakey's — a startup that sells edible spoons that taste just like crackers, made out of dried millet, rice and wheat. ... There's also the issue of cost. A set of 100 edible spoons costs about $4.

$4/100 spoons seems decent. A cheap box of plastic is about $3, but a premium set of cheap plastic spoons is about $5

The appearance of those hitting the Hot Network Questions makes it feel like it's more than that. And that the site usually cannot deal with talking about such topics in a plain and level-headed manner without giggling to themselves. Reads like they're trying to be more fun than they can handle

Whatever is going on in PHP-FIG is where you'd really apply the "let's assume we're adults here" disclaimer