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4:00 AM
I know.
I've always been bad at proofs.
 
That's why I don't try to prove anything, it's been working well for me.
 
I am profoundly disappointed there exists a video with that title.
@Mendeleev Prrofs are more my thing, I'm less good at Calculus etc. Fortunatly I have W|A for that.
 
@Phoenix I'm at a lower level of math than you I think
 
Oh right, I forgot you're in 9th grade.
 
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4:14 AM
Anyone wondering why at 1:45 in that video Elsa suddenly moves from ~5 metres from the edge to ~15 metres instantaneously?
 
I'm just surprised you made it to 1:45
 
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xD
 
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It was difficult. I nearly died k*100 times where k is the number of seconds I watched.
 
@HyperNeutrino I think it's that camera rapidly panning to the left, and it looks unnatural because it cuts in half-way through.
 
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Yes. Also, the distance between the ledges seems to change a lot.
 
4:18 AM
TBH I was just surprised to discover goats could sound like that.
 
user165474
Goats never fail to amaze us, huh.
 
The worst part is that now my youtube front page will be full of goat remixes >_>
 
user165474
oh yeah >_> that sucks I should have opened an incognito tab
 
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@Phoenix What's significant about that?
 
@HyperNeutrino $2^{20}$
 
4:21 AM
@HyperNeutrino $2^{20}$
 
user165474
?
 
user165474
lol
 
user165474
oh okay
 
@Phoenix ninja'd
 
I forgot how $\LaTeX$ works with exponents
 
4:22 AM
same
 
user165474
Phoenix posted first but Mendeleev got it right first. Who ninja'd?
 
both of us
 
user165474
double-ninja :D
 
user165474
and also wait there's a UW math competition?
 
Yes
 
user165474
4:23 AM
UW as in University of Waterloo right
 
user165474
and wait which one?
 
@Phoenix Nope, still... entirely Rainbow Six Siege. I have less than 5 hours in that game, there is no way I watched that much videos about it. This is actually silly
 
@HyperNeutrino Nope, University of Washington.
 
user165474
oh ok
 
user165474
so then i probably wouldn't know which one without looking it up :P
 
4:26 AM
There's still 3 University of Washingtons
Seattle, Bothell, and the one actually no one cares about.
(Though not many people care about Bothell, either)
 
user165474
D: oh i see
 
University of California is the worst
I think there's seven or something?
 
user165474
D: oh wow. interesting
 
user165474
but are they actually called "University of California" or is it just a university in California?
 
They are all called University of California. People refer to them as e.g. UC Berkeley for the one located in Berkeley.
 
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4:29 AM
Ah I see. Okay.
 
Does anyone know what language the .bmx extension is used for? I have some code that needs compiling, but I don't know what language it is in.
 
@WheatWizard Alpha Five Image Library File
 
Yeah its not that
 
@Phoenix That's not a language
 
Which suggests is a custom thing.
 
4:31 AM
Its code, I've opened it up
 
What does the code look like?
 
@WheatWizard Pls paste the code
 
Ninja'd
 
SuperStrict
Framework brl.standardio
Import brl.retro
Import brl.filesystem
Import brl.stream

Global path$="code.txt"
If AppArgs.length>1 Then
	Local ona%=0
	For Local a$=EachIn AppArgs
		ona:+1
		If ona=2 Then path=a
	Next
EndIf

Type prog
	Global cmds$="  <>^v+-oecz/\?!*()]x.:@,"
	Global cw%=32,ch%=16,cx%=0,cy%=0,cr%=0
	Global cdir%=0
	Const e@=0,w@=1,n@=2,s@=3
	Global memw%=32,memh%=16
	Field code@[cw,ch]
	Field mem%[memw,memh]
	Field parens:stack=New stack
	Field memx%=0,memy%=0,memr%=0
	Field skips%=0
 
Nothing I've ever seen looks like that.
Ok Apparantly that's a language called Blitz Basic
 
4:32 AM
same, However I do remember using .bmx files before in the past
@Phoenix Oh nice
 
Sorry lang is BlitzMax, BlitzBasic is the company name
It's a bit confusing but basically blitzbasic.com/logs/userlog.php?user=8077&log=1889
 
Ok cool
 
I think it transpiles to C?
IDK
 
Now to click a very sketchy Download Now button
 
I think the fact that you're compiling code that looks like what you pasted is a sign you have moved beyond reasonable measures of sketchiness already.
 
4:36 AM
It came with a .exe file. fortunately I'm to lazy to open Wine up to run that.
 
But not too lazy to install the sketchiest programming language in history?
 
@Phoenix C++
 
Also, for me at least wine open by itself when I run an .exe. Nothing complicated.
 
@CoolestVeto I haven't seen you here for a long time
 
4:39 AM
@ASCII-only Please do all you can to make VSL not look like Blitz Max.
 
who is interested in my Botdom koth, because I am probably about to put it on github
 
@Phoenix How does it look anything like blitz max >_>
 
It doesn't, but it changes rapidly.
 
how do I push via git again?
 
git push
Remember to git commit -m 'message' first
 
4:43 AM
@Phoenix really
@Phoenix and git add -A before that
or just do it the lazy way and git citool
 
I hear git add . is golfier
 
Ok It looks like my sketchy donwloads are not doing what they should, which is always a good sign.
 
@Phoenix thanks but I also need to set the github repo somehow
 
@ASCII-only It wasn't meant to be serious, but... kinda? New features are added to the plan at the rate people come up with them.
@DestructibleLemon You have to set the repo up from the website.
Also, use GitLab
 
yup, done
but there is some sort of command to get the repo for when you want to push to it
 
4:46 AM
git remote add origin <url>
 
@Phoenix oh yeah :P (well we're not going to make it anythin like BASIC :P)
 
user165474
First do git init inside the directory if you didn't already, just in case you forget :P
 
@Phoenix is that origin? I can name it github right?
 
You should name it origin, sometimes it gets confused otherwise, I've found.
 
I guess I am just going to run the exes in wine
 
4:47 AM
also then I have to go through the process of getting a special pass word for this computer because I have 2fa
like wtf github
 
Also, everyone calls it origin, so it will be easier to copy-paste code from SO
@DestructibleLemon Remember to cache git credentials or you will have to every single time you push
git config --global credential.helper cache
 
Okay so can anyone think of a good unicode character for \r\n (newline + linefeed), basically instead of aligning to cursor x it aligns to x=0
 
@ASCII-only There's a literall newline character
 
@Phoenix no literal newlines pls :P
 
4:50 AM
Then a newline literal
 
@ASCII-only ␍␊
 
@Phoenix how to use that?
 
Type it literally anywhere.
The --global will make it remember for all git activities, so leave it out and do it in the project dir if you have multiple accounts.
 
after I type the password?
 
It will store your info the next time you need to type it in
 
4:53 AM
@DestructibleLemon If you could just use your plain GitHub password from the command-line, 2FA would be essentially useless.
 
if I could type the second factor from the commandline....
plus you know, the second password
 
^^^ Is why I don't have 2FA
Too lazy
 
@DestructibleLemon Every time you push something? You'd disable 2FA after a day.
 
I did
 
so far everytime I push something I have to go through this shit of a new password
 
user165474
4:57 AM
survey: how long is your github password
 
@Phoenix :|
@HyperNeutrino 10
 
@HyperNeutrino 13 bytes, but 7 of them are a horizontal run on my keyboard. And the other 6 are two repeated three times. (No, no I don't care about security)
 
@HyperNeutrino 21 chars
 
@DestructibleLemon Those aren't one-time tokens.
 
@ASCII-only What's wrong with that?
 
user165474
4:59 AM
lol mine is 38 chars
 
@Phoenix Considering you just posted the pattern for the whole world to see, the aclaration wasn't necessary.
 
I don't even need my GitHub account for anything.
It's blocked at my school, so I use GitLab now anyway.
 
user165474
What if I start posting random stuff to it and then blame you for weirdness?
 
user165474
@Phoenix wait actually? that sucks
 
@HyperNeutrino I would prolly delete my account
Nothing useful on it
 
user165474
5:01 AM
lol true
 
@Phoenix That's not how it works. First of all, you couldn't delete the account if someone took it over. And if anything illegal was done in your name, law enforcement wouldn't care either way.
 
@Phoenix CMC: Calculate how many possible passwords that generates, given that the seven in a row must stay within letters/numbers. Ignore shift key.
 
@Dennis well, that's how they've been to me
I still don't see why they could not implement 2fa over the command line
also it got annoyed at me because there is a readme in the repo
what do
 
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@Phoenix 12
 
@Phoenix 12 * 36 * 36 * 36 = 559872
 
user165474
5:05 AM
onvm
 
@HyperNeutrino wait you're right
 
@Dennis They'd need a verification code from my email to sign in from a new computer, right? And if my email gets compromised I have bigger problems.
 
user165474
onvm about my onvm
 
Wut
What is math
 
@HyperNeutrino 16 chars + 2FA
 
user165474
5:06 AM
my password is so long that it's almost too long to be useful (according to one of my cs friends)
 
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(>256 bits of entropy)
 
help me with git problems
please
 
@DestructibleLemon ok
 
@Phoenix They would? I don't think I ever got one of those emails.
 
it says I can't push because there is something else in the repo already
 
5:08 AM
@Dennis Really? I get them all the time for everything, I kinda assumed GH would do that too.
Anyway, I've deleted my account.
 
you could've just changed password
 
That's one way of solving the problem, I guess.
2
 
And then immediatly realized ^^
Fortunatly nothing useful was lost
 
you really didn't think of that
how
 
I don't know man...
 
5:09 AM
How come you don't have all your git repos on your computer?
 
I do. Which is why nothing useful was lost.
 
@HyperNeutrino You only need a long password in case of a server breach anyway. It's not like a website would let you try millions of passwords per second.
 
user165474
True.
 
maybe he just has 10 words or something
like the correct horse battery staple
 
@HyperNeutrino What does the math on that look like?
 
user165474
5:10 AM
I was just about to go over the TIO and sort my password to show you the chars and then I realized that if I did that then Dennis might be able to steal my password from the TIO logs
 
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@Phoenix My method: look at the keyboard and count.
 
I think there would be more than 12
with the extra chars
 
Theres 36^2 2-key combinations that could be the second part of the pasword.
 
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1234567
2345678
3456789
4567890
qwertyu
wertyui
ertyuio
rtyuiop
asdfghj
sdfghjk
dfghjkl
zxcvbnm
 
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@Phoenix oh
 
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5:12 AM
then 12 * 36 ^ 2
 
ninja'd by ascii only
 
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;_;
 
user165474
but ascii only got it wrong
 
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Answer: 15552
 
oh, he must have counted wrong
 
5:13 AM
That makes 15552 possible passwords given the information I revealed, which isn't that terrible.
 
@HyperNeutrino Only if you save it as a permalink before clicking run. Requests aren't logged, but referers are.
 
And it doesn't include the possibility of the shift key.
 
user165474
ah okay
 
actually wouldn't it be 36*35*12
because it isn't 1 repeated 6 times
 
user165474
but the two are not guaranteed to be unique
 
5:14 AM
I think they can be assumed unique tbh
 
@Phoenix In the same sense a 2-character password isn't terrible.
 
Right....
 
@Phoenix a 3 character password has more possibilities
 
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@Dennis Wait, if so, then when I run a program that gives an output, not generate a permalink, close the tab, open another TIO tab, type in the same program, and run it, how does it hit the cache if it's not logged?
 
I'm just going to hope that none of you try to log into my anything else.
 
user165474
5:16 AM
logs into your life
 
You don't know my email address
I'm safe for now.
 
user165474
are you sure about that
 
user165474
>:-)
 
It's in my SE profile isn't it....
 
user165474
Not from what I can see.
 
5:17 AM
Ok good that's private
 
@HyperNeutrino The output is accessed by a 256-bit hash of the request.
 
user165474
Oh, okay. I see.
 
CMC: discover Phoenix's email address and post its MD5 hash.
 
You should start with my IRL name first
 
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@Dennis right I should've thought of that, that's how I always store passwords on random servers I make :I
 
5:18 AM
Which I have posted here
But it's prolly not too easy to find.
 
user165474
Pavel?
 
That is part of it, yes
 
user165474
Not that hard to find.
 
user165474
For one, it was your old username.
 
what happened to grigori. is that part of it?
 
5:20 AM
Right, but my lastname is harder
 
user165474
Also, real name when said by 242914 in room 240
 
@DestructibleLemon Famous Russian mathematician.
 
was the second part of that username your last name?
 
@DestructibleLemon oh nvm read wrong, i thought it was like aabbcc not aaabbb
 
Grigori Perelman solved one of the mellenium problems.
 
5:21 AM
also dungeon of botdom is up on github now
@Phoenix cool
 
He is very much not me.
 
user165474
What's Григорий ?
 
@Phoenix Found it.
 
Lovely
 
@HyperNeutrino is that not grigori
 
user165474
5:21 AM
oh
 
@HyperNeutrino Cyrilic for Grigori
 
Chat has a search function, you know? ;)
 
user165474
Ah. Interesting.
 
user165474
Oh I remember back when you were Destructible Melon
 
5:22 AM
do you know how many people have the username "Phoenix"
 
user165474
too many?
 
@HyperNeutrino not that long ago
 
user165474
Yes
 
user165474
for whatever reason back then I always thought you had more rep than me
 
user165474
actually maybe you did
 
5:23 AM
@Dennis I just searched literally my last name and couldn't find it
 
Anonymous
@HyperNeutrino > 1
 
I don't answer very often
 
So I don't think I posted it at all.
 
@Dennis is this a trick
 
Pretty sure most people know my name.
 
user165474
5:24 AM
Someone contact SE and check their search queries
 
user165474
@ATaco William Lemon
 
@Phoenix Oh, but you did. Want me to wipe it from the transcript?
 
@HyperNeutrino Yep.
That was creepy fast, but yep.
 
user165474
From the Jelly Hypertraining classroom
 
@Dennis I'm fine, I'm curious to see what you searched though.
Unless I spelled it wrong.
 
user165474
5:24 AM
@Phoenix Dennis used his amazing god powers and scanned the entire TNB transcript in a matter of seconds
 
That would be embarassing >_>
 
Anonymous
It would be really sad to spell your own name wrong
3
 
But, as I said, searching my last name yielded 0 results
 
Dammit
 
user165474
5:25 AM
lol that also includes the entire email address
 
@Dennis Please do wipe that yes
 
Spooky, I don't remember actively saying my name.
Although it is plastered over my github.
 
@ATaco you told us you were the real lemon
 
@Phoenix Done. It's interesting that yours was the only email address that matched the query though.
 
5:27 AM
Oh I've mentioned my name here tonnes.
 
Yep
I don't actually use it, as I mentioned I use gmail but that has a rather embarassing name.
 
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CMC: Find the longest consecutive chain of messages in TNB that are all replies to something (not necessarily to each other).
 
@Dennis classic phoenix
@HyperNeutrino why don't we make one now :P
 
@Phoenix The reason your last name didn't work is because chat only matches entire words.
 
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@HyperNeutrino Also, I want to try something
 
5:29 AM
@DestructibleLemon It might be removed as noise
 
user165474
@DestructibleLemon please don't do that because noise
 
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ninja'd
 
@Phoenix really
 
Anonymous
@Phoenix s/might/will
 
@HyperNeutrino damnit you ruined the chain
 
user165474
5:29 AM
@DestructibleLemon too bad
 
@HyperNeutrino please delete this
 
user165474
no
 
user165474
>:-P
 
@DestructibleLemon It would still say (removed) anyway
 
@Dennis can you please 11 that message for the chain?
 
Anonymous
5:30 AM
Asking moderators to delete other users' messages for dumb reasons is not a good idea
 
user165474
@DestructibleLemon Please don't ask people to 11 other people's messages unless it actually has a real reason to be 11'd
 
I'm now even sure why you bothered asking that. And to Dennis, of all people.
 
And even if I was drunk or something and agreed to that, the 11 request is not a reply...
4
 
the chain was already broken too much
 
user165474
then why would you ask to 11 it???
 
5:34 AM
Theory: Whenever Dennis says something, the universe rolls a d20 to determine if it should be starred for no reason.
 
user165474
Where can I find TNBDE?
 
user165474
thanks
 
user165474
wait is starmaninnovations made by El'Endia?
 
Yes
 
user165474
5:36 AM
ah i see
 
user165474
how do i select only messages by dennis on tnbde?
 
user165474
actually how do I SQL in general >_>
 
SELECT *

FROM "transcriptAnalyzer_message"

WHERE name=="Dennis"
 
user165474
oh thanks :D
 
user165474
error D:
 
5:38 AM
No wait that's wrong
 
user165474
column "Dennis" does not exist
LINE 6: WHERE name=="Dennis"
                    ^
 
Yeah
 
wait brb
 
@HyperNeutrino pff blasphemy
 
user165474
Dennis is a row, not a column.
 
5:40 AM
Only when I lay down.
 
user165474
What about when you're drunk and fall over? :P
 
That counts as laying down
 
user165474
I suppose.
 
It also hasn't happened yet.
 
user165474
But then it would be more correct to say "Only when I am laying down" because to lay down does not include to fall over (by my definitions).
 
I wonder how it determined which messages to show?
They seem random
 
user165474
Decreasing order of id
 
That suggests latest first, but clearly that's not it.
 
user165474
hm...
 
user165474
also how does one use string literals in SQL
 
5:46 AM
@HyperNeutrino "literal"
 
I think the objective is to figure out what percent of Dennis' messages have stars?
 
user165474
but that keeps saying "column blah does not exist"
 
user165474
@Phoenix no it's to find the longest reply chain
 
user165474
but that is part of the objective
 
ok
 
Anonymous
6:15 AM
Be aware that TNBDE is out of date and not really working all that well
 
@Mego TNBDE?
 
@Adám TNB Data Explorer
^^^ is an example query
 
@ASCII-only OK, added to the terms and abbreviations meta post.
 
@Phoenix Done btw
 
user165474
6:27 AM
what the hell just happened...
 
user165474
nvm
 
user165474
I tried going to sleep 20 minutes ago
 
user165474
but from my internal clock it feels like a couple hours have gone by
 
user165474
???
 
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Q: THE CODE THAN NEVER SHOULD BE Challenge: How to make the most possible vulnerable code to SQL inyection?

user57129Like you all know, desanitize your querys like you should is necesary for security issues, i can find all over the internet examples of how to do good code about it, but no place where i can find the oposite. THE CODE THAN NEVER SHOULD BE There are some restrictions in this: 1) The person m...

 
user165474
6:28 AM
dammit NMP you interrupted me
 
user165474
xD
 
user165474
6:43 AM
Hello @Sisyphus
 
Anyone here good with Mathematica?
 
hi @HyperNeutrino
 
user165474
You appear to have not sent a message in a while.
 
user165474
As in 500 days !!!11!! :P
 
Pretty much
I lurk but rarely login
 
user165474
6:47 AM
Ah. I see.
 
user165474
By the way your first challenge is great. Higher score than my all-time highest :D
 
I barely remember what it was... it was over a year ago (!)
Golfiest vulnerable PHP code: ` $_GET[0] `?
 
@Sisyphus But it's a popcon not a golf
 
user165474
Surrounded Countries.
 
user165474
@ASCII-only Well actually it's partially both... :I
 
6:50 AM
Apparently you get 20 points per byte, but 1 per vote (???)
 
user165474
yes
 
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and 10 for using PHP
 
user165474
(???)
 
Maybe the most obscure/hard to break vulnerable code might possibly sort of work, maybe, but I don't see how a 'most vulnerable' contest is going to get anything but eval($user_stuff)
 
user165474
'most vulnerable' isn't even well-defined
 
7:00 AM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

WeedozeHow many goals scored Steven Gerrard Steven Gerrard is borned the 30th of May 1980. He is now 37 years old. To celebrate his anniversary, your goal is to remind him the number of goals he scored each year in premiere league for Liverpool Input The starting year of football season. Output Th...

 
7:13 AM
0
Q: Golf Practice: CJam

Challenger5This is a challenge about the the tricks and optimizations that can be used when golfing in CJam. CJam golfers may recognize many of the tricks involved. However, unfamiliar approaches and constructs may be involved, so take a look at the CJam tips as well as the CJam instruction reference if you...

 
7:36 AM
:| How do I join by newline in CJam
i mean how do i input literal newline
 
@Phoenix realistically it would be the 2 d10s
 
8:31 AM
hi all
 
o/
 
I have another counting challenge idea
 
I said, no you're not. [You're] going to goddamned steam
- POTUS
kinda sounds like he's complaining about skype or something
 
8:59 AM
@ASCII-only I think 10c works (may exist a constant for 10 as well, no idea)
 

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