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5:00 PM
You people and your mathematics.
 
would an tag be useful?
 
Area seems too narrow
(mine were not serious suggestions)
 
@AlexA. that's why I thought about a more general term
but the length (1D mesurement) would apply to a lot of questions and would not be that informative
 
5:49 PM
ಠ_ಠ
 
Huh. It seems ಠ_ಠ is the new "hi".
 
@Geobits ಠ_ಠ how are you
 
Angry greetings!
 
ahhhh what have I done
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The open honey pot with a bee in it has become the room's new favourite symbol
 
5:53 PM
@trichoplax ?
 
@AlexA. It's on the starboard 6 times...
 
You mean ಠ_ಠ?
 
Just ಠ
 
This
 
It kinda almost looks like a jar with a bee in it I guess... >_>
 
5:55 PM
What is it really?
 
I don't see how that's a honey pot with a bee. I can only see one angry eyeball peeking at me from behind a wall.
 
Greek symbol for the planets I guess
 
== Kannada == === Letter === ಠ • (ṭha) The Kannada letter ṭha. ==== Descendants ==== Translingual: ಠ_ಠ...
 
@BetaDecay That's ಠ without the eyebrow
 
So it's just some angrily glaring
 
5:56 PM
It's Canadian for the?
 
@BetaDecay That's this: ☉
 
Yes.
 
☉_☉
 
Put down the coffee.
 
Can't... stop... shaking
ಠ.☉
 
5:58 PM
ರ_ರ
 
scary
 
@Geobits Soulless eyes
 
ಲ_ಲ
 
@AlexA. Does anyone else see these eyebrowless eyes in a different font on the starboard? To me they look round on chat but more square with a twist on the starboard
 
(ಠ.☉)
 |__|--o
 m  m
 
6:00 PM
@trichoplax Look the same to me in both places.
 
Me too
 
Hmmm
 
Hmmm indeed.
 
Hmmmdeed.
 
6:02 PM
Weird.
Also you have confessed your star.
 
Yes, I confess my star
 
ಠu☉
 
(but I clipped carefully to avoid confessing any others...)
 
God that looks disturbing ^^
 
Your eyes or my confession avoiding clipping?
 
6:04 PM
ಠu☉ <--- this monstrosity
 
Is your browser zoomed at all? Mine look a bit weird in the starboard at 90% zoom. Still the same font, but bad aliasing.
 
@Geobits It's not zoomed, but that does seem to be the problem - apparently the starboard is one level zoomed out compared to the chat. Zooming in and out goes through the same sequence of distortions but always out by one on the starboard.
 
ಡ ಡ
 ಗ
 
Not sure if it's my screen resolution or Firefox
 
It's always Firefox.
 
6:07 PM
^
 
Unless you have a really non-standard resolution, I'd blame the browser.
 
Where's that blame wheel when you need it
 
Like 1920x42 or something.
 
Hyper wide screen
 
6:10 PM
೦್ಕಕ
 
Just checked in Internet Explorer. The zoom is still mismatched in the starboard but now everything is in a horrible horrible font that looks fuzzy and crumpled
Why am I still typing in this??
Ah that's better
 
@Doorknob We had one for PPCG that always blamed Geobits
@trichoplax Nothing like this should be surprising in the context of IE.
 
Bug report: Chat UI is terrible when zoomed in browser (image attached):
 
6:12 PM
@Doorknob Yaaaaas
 
That is pretty painful
 
@Geobits hahaha
Actually I might need that if I wasn't wearing my glasses.
Would a challenge involving creating faces like ಠ_ಠ given an emotion to portray out of a set of predefined emotions be interesting?
@Doorknob You should perma-star this
 
I'm not sure I understand the premise. Input = "sad", you output a sad face? Wouldn't it just end up with all of them hardcoded in a list?
 
@Geobits This is why I've never posted a challenge. ಠ_ಠ
 
Wow, I didn't know that.
You're like the AntiCalvin.
 
6:20 PM
@AlexA. BTW ☉ appears as a picture of the Sun for me on Android
 
@Geobits He picks up my slack.
@BetaDecay Weird.
 
It would be much weirder if it showed up as the moon.
 
On an unrelated note, I tried to type "aloo gobi," the Indian dish with potatoes and cauliflower, in my phone and it autocorrected to "aloo Geobits."
 
I think that means you ping me too much.
 
Hmm I think someone's obsessing a bit over everyone's favourite downvote button
 
6:23 PM
@Geobits Couldn't be.
 
@Geobits Change a single character in your name so Alex A. constantly has to battle with his autocorrect when he pings you ;)
 
Geomits
 
Geobutts
 
Globits
 
I really like that idea, but a 30-day name change is a bit much for a troll/joke. I learned that with the Bigtoes incident.
 
6:25 PM
Neobits
 
Bigtoes? XD
 
@Geobits I remember that... :D
 
We all remember that.
(Except for Beta)
 
(T-T)
 
That's when we discovered that everyone has a username anagram that perfectly describes them
 
6:26 PM
I could change it to Geobot. I used that for a couple years before I settled on Geobits.
 
Haha what was yours @trichoplax?
That must have been loooong
 
@BetaDecay The problem is that I never use chat on my phone, which is the only situation where autocorrect would happen.
 
@BetaDecay Chat prolix
 
Ohh I thought I was an anagram of githubphagocyte
Wow, that's in my keyboard dictionary...
 
No it wasn't that long ago...
 
6:28 PM
It must have been during my break from SE
 
@trichoplax I always liked 'Ax Rip Cloth' better :P
 
Sounds raunchy
 
@Geobits lol I never got to that one. I just liked that prolix both introduced me to a new word, and criticised me for spending too much time in chat...
I just searched for "anagram"
user image
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Bat-eye Cad
"Bye!" ~ A Cadet
 
6:41 PM
@AlexA. Currently, our company-internal wheel of blame is set up to always blame RyuJIT.
 
@Geobits The second one works for me :)
 
Hmm. Anagram for CJ-Y...
Ogre's Chest Injury?
 
Woah, you should go on Countdown
 
No I shouldn't. I cheat.
 
What do you use to cheat?
 
6:55 PM
They don't list possessives, but I just had to shuffle an S.
 
Ooooh
If this was an actual room, this conversation would be so awkward... Just me and Geobits talking while 20 others sit and watch in silence...
 
I also found Erect is horny. Jugs. , but I didn't think that fit him very well.
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Q: Is 7 l8r than 9? (Is seven later than nine?)

Sam WeaverThis is a fairly simple code golf challenge. Your program, given an ASCII string, is to parse that string into two strings, which it will evaluate. If the second string is "later" than the first one, it will return a 1, if it is "earlier" than the first one, it will return a -1, and if they are t...

 
@Geobits That's fantastic. I gotta tell my wife that one.
("Jugs" is a colloquial term for boobs, of course.)
 
You're not telling me anything I don't know :P
 
7:02 PM
@Geobits Then, I don't understand your "didn't think that fit him very well" comment. :-P
 
If you ignore the incorrect grammar, you could mix that around and say Horny jugs is erect (swap the is for an are)
 
god. That is not a llama
 
Haha that's you when you've had a few too many
 
no. we don't change species just after drinking a bit too much
this is not molecular physics
 
@ChrisJester-Young Apparently it's only because I don't know you well enough. I felt awkward throwing a stereotypical-horny-guy label at you ;)
But now that you've said that, I take it back. It fits perfectly.
 
7:06 PM
;-)
 
@Optimizer Are you sure?
 
@BetaDecay dude, even the hash tag in there says alpaca :|
do you even read?
 
It has llama too... :|
 
yeah, but that is an alpaca
llamas a bit bigger
and not-stupid
;)
 
alpaca is a special llama
 
7:17 PM
I see there's a lot of competition between the two
 
Llamas and alpacas are mortal enemies.
 
Mortal Kombat, Animality Edition.
 
@ChrisJester-Young Is that a pun on "fatality"?
 
Woah, I've just found a picture of Optimizer
 
If that's an alpaca, it's a damned big alpaca.
 
7:24 PM
@AlexA. No. MK actually has a thing called Animality, which is like a Fatality except that you turn into a vicious animal to perform the kill.
 
@Geobits Haha that's why it's Optimizer ;)
 
@ChrisJester-Young Seems like a good scapegoat if it isn't the actual issue. :P
@ChrisJester-Young Oh didn't know. Haven't played a MK game in many years.
 
Not white enough, no scarf. Maybe hes incognito.
 
@BetaDecay He found a local maximum in the llama size function.
 
@AlexA. They were introduced in MK3, in the mid-90s :P
 
7:26 PM
@AlexA. Though, the idea of llamas and alpacas being vicious is...laughable.
 
@ChrisJester-Young They try and blind each other with their spit
 
@ChrisJester-Young I'm certainly laughing.
 
Until the camel shows up to smack them both down.
 
@AlexA. In most cases, it's a great scapegoat. In some cases, it's actually the real cause of issues for us.
Obviously, since two of our engineers spent a whole week tracking the issue down.
 
7:27 PM
:|
 
Read the link. It credits the two engineers involved. ;-)
 
Excellent sleuthing, Marc and Nick!
I hadn't scrolled down that far when I skimmed it before.
 
@AlexA. That's in your swag bag
 
7:31 PM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

hYPotenuserSymbolic differentiation of polynomials Longtime lurker, but I've just started submitting to challenges and I'd like some help developing one of my own. Task Write a program that takes in a polynomial in x from stdin (order(p)>1) and differentiates it. The input polynomial will be a string of ...

 
@BetaDecay Hot damn, that's quite a flashy item.
 
@AlexA. You can get a phone case too
 
I already think about Optimizer all the time, but it never hurts to have extra artistic pieces strewn about to remind me.
 
That's so sweet :)
 
Birds and llamas go together like peanut butter and smoothness.
 
7:38 PM
Perfectly...?
 
According to @BrainSteel, that's up to interpretation, but I'd say yes.
 
So how many shiny things do you have around your house @AlexA.
 
All of them.
All of the shiny things.
 
Yeah, I think I saw you up my road
 
challenge idea (with synonym dictionary provided):
 
7:47 PM
Go oon
 
input:
doncentrset

output:
doncentrset
doncentralign
donkeyign
assign
 
Cool. Have it as a code challenge
Shortest overall substations for several test cases wins
 
there was some talk about donkeyign here, that is where I got the idea, I hope there isn't a similar challenge in the making
@BetaDecay for normal words there aren't too many possibilities to be interesting code challenge imo
 
Either way, it's a cool challenge :)
 
yeah, it is fun to play with, the other direction might be better as the solvers could generate phrases themselves
 
7:52 PM
That's beautiful.
 
maybe I should ask for the longest synonym-swapped word with no repetition in the swaps (as infinite long words otherwise probably possible)
 
Well that could take years to get that
 
assets
donkeyets
wearkeyets
wearkehithertos
wearkeneartos
wearunderstandingeartos
wearunderstandingsuppliestos
wearbelowstandingsuppliestos
wearbelowuprightsuppliestos
wearbedepresseduprightsuppliestos
...
...
 
It could still be a "best yet" challenge, that would keep running and running
 
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Q: Non-idempotent Python

OwenWrite a few lines of Python code, X, that does not reference any global variables, such that def method(): X print(a) method() prints 1 but def method(): X X print(a) method() prints 2.

 
8:00 PM
Would it be too restrictive to only allow intermediate steps that can be decomposed into valid words?
 
I think for many that would eliminate any transformations at all.
 
Maybe just starting and ending with valid words then
(intermediate steps can be anything)
 
I like the sound of that.
 
Yes
 
input could contain the length of the output word
 
8:04 PM
Kind of like the wiki game
 
so assign,11 => doncentrset
 
That sounds nice, too.
 
Yeah, I might take part in that if you do post it
 
Would it make a difference to how challenging it is whether you take a nonsense word and work towards a real word, or take a real word and work towards a nonsense word?
 
assign,11 => dresskeyign
Only 2 steps
or asharbinger, one step.
 
8:08 PM
If you wanted to have only one possible output you could specify that the earliest possible change must be made each time, only using words not already used
What kind of competition is this to be?
 
Or actually assign the output. say assign,doncentrset, and let them figure out the path (for a golf).
 
Golf to find any? Challenge to find shortest?
 
golf, I don't think it is too interesting as challenge
maybe with some rules it is ok as challenge, but I don't see it now
 
Will the question have "doncentrset" in the title? It sounds just near enough to a real word to hook people in with curiosity
 
OT:
They got grouped very nicely.
 
8:12 PM
@Geobits that's similar to the original I posted, but it might be more fun if people create the wierd words instead of those are just given
 
I was just thinking it must be getting near bedtime since the eyes appear to be getting heavy
 
Good point, it is basically the same thing I guess.
 
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Q: C# program containing `? null :` that is still valid without `null`

SabreI found an old post on Jon Skeet's blog that pointed out a puzzle from a tweet by Vladimir Reshetnikov: C# quiz: write a valid C# program containing a sequence of three tokens ? null : that remains valid after we remove the null. Note that the wording "three tokens" is important: "? null :"...

 
Seems it's season.
Also seems a lot of people don't like programming puzzles. Maybe we need a few more so that it becomes clear they are not off topic
 
Should we be flattered that he's confident we will succeed where Jon Skeet has failed (at least at the time the blog post was written)?
 
8:23 PM
Jon Skeet has only answered one question, back in 2011. It's up to us now.
(although I understand he is more active on some other sites)
 
Slightly more active, yes ;)
 
I once added him to the Wikipedia list of programmers, realized it required entries in the list to have their own Wikipedia pages, and removed him.
It was mostly a way to troll somebody in here though.
 
8:55 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

trichoplax64 bit weaving code-golf Input Two integers: A non-negative integer W in the range 0 to 2^64-1, specifying the weave. A positive integer S in the range 1 to 255, specifying the side length. Output An S by S ASCII representation of the requested weave (S newline separated strings of S ch...

 
Has something like this been done?
 
-1
Q: Find a decryption function (C/C++ only)

user42724Recently CASA (Cool Aeronautics and Space Administration) has started a program named MARS0. The objective was to search for extraterrestrial life in our solar system. Luckily we found someone!! Or should I say that they've found us? They seem to be really smart and have challenged "our smartest ...

 
Hehe. I just fixed a typo in our FooTypes table and I titled my changeset "FooTypos"
 
genius
 
:P
 
8:58 PM
I still get crap about "Made the whatever page look fabulous" changeset
Haha I'm looking back at my oldest changesets and the comments attached to them like short novels.
 
@Rainbolt "PooTypos" would've been better :P
 
9:47 PM
0
Q: MIRROR | ЯOЯЯIM

Beta DecayChallenge Given the equation of a line and the coordinates of the vertices of a shape, output the coordinates of the shape when reflected across the given line. Further Information The line's equation will be given with a y and an x separated by an equals sign (there may not always be a y and ...

 
^ WOW, just appeared and already 15 downvotes!
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10:23 PM
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Q: Questions based on a puzzle book

DLosc(A few related meta questions) I know of a couple logic puzzles that I think would make good questions for this site. However, they are not original to me. I got them from this puzzle book. With proper source attribution, can I base challenges on them? Considerations for: Some of the puzzles ...

 
10:38 PM
@Dennis should be "base", not "bases" ;)
 
My Google searches look worse after the fact
 
@MartinBüttner Whoops. Fixed.
 
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Q: All your bijective base are belong to us

DennisBackground A bijective base b numeration, where b is a positive integer, is a bijective positional notation that makes use of b symbols with associated values of 1 to b. Unlike its non-bijective counterpart, no symbol has a value of 0. This way, each non-negative integer n has a unique represen...

 
Let's see if I have a bit more luck with this challenge.
My last two didn't get any answers...
 
Have you managed to get a tumbleweed yet?
 
10:44 PM
Nope. Too many votes.
 
Haha
 
They were fairly well received, but nobody answered them.
Well, one answer, but it was invalid.
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Q: Lossy ASCII art compression

DennisBackground PICASCII is a neat tool that converts images into ASCII art. It achieves different degrees of brightness by using the following ten ASCII characters: @#+';:,.` We'll say that these charxels (character elements) have brightnesses from 1 (at-sign) to 10 (space). Below, you can see...

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Q: Fastest Longest Common Subsequence Finder

DennisYour task is to solve the Longest Common Subsequence problem for n strings of length 1000. A valid solution to the LCS problem for two or more strings S1, … Sn is any string T of maximal length such that the characters of T appear in all Si, in the same order as in T. Note that T does not have ...

I didn't think it was possible, but we do have four proud owners of the Tumbleweed badge.
But three of them got it for tips questions, so they don't really count. :P
 
11:20 PM
Bloody hell. Updating Chromium broke WhatsApp Web and SE chats.
 
if you are on linux, it also introduced a permanent wiretap which listens through your mic and uploads to google servers
 
Doesn't that get disabled with the OK Google thingie?
 
you mean enabled?
I am not sure if just disabling ok google disables that too
 
Maybe not. If they want to spy on me, they'll probably use my Android phone anyway. :P
 
they probably are
also, the latest MMS based exploit ..
 
11:28 PM
Hotword Audio Logging Enabled says Yes, so it didn't get disabled.
 
11:52 PM
Argh! +195 rep and 8 minutes 'til midnight.
Thanks, oh mysterious benefactor.
 
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