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8:18 AM
>>cat test
 
@ProgramFOX test
 
 
3 hours later…
11:39 AM
How to quote a message in chat ?
 
 
5 hours later…
4:57 PM
I have a rubber duck. I'm going to give it away to the person who guesses the right hexadecimal digit.
To apply, punch two hexadecimal digits on a punch card:
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|0|1|2|3|
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|4|5|6|7|
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|8|9|A|B|
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|C|D|E|F|
+-+-+-+-+
(Note: the duck will be given away as an image on the screen.)
I choose G and H, which means I'm not competing.
Your turn, FOX 9000.
>>help
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I'm FOX9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.
 
>>listcommands
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define
 
>>help randomchoice
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Randomly chooses an item from a given list. Syntax: >>randomchoice listitem1 listitem2 listitem3 ...
 
5:00 PM
>>randomchoice 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 a b c d e f
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 9
 
@FOX9000 And?
>>randomchoice 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Uhh... a b c d e f
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 7
 
9 and 7. Punch these digits!
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|0|1|2|3|
+-+-+-+-+
|4|5|6███
+-+-+-+-+
|8███A|B|
+-+-+-+-+
|C|D|E|F|
+-+-+-+-+
@Chemobot choose
!!flip/0123456789ABCDEF
 
(╯°ਊ°)╯︵0ІᘔƐᔭ59Ɫ86ⱯᗺƆᗡƎᖵ
 
5:04 PM
>>flip 0ІᘔƐᔭ59Ɫ86ⱯᗺƆᗡƎᖵ
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 (┛^ل͜⇀)┛︵ᖵEᗡCBⱯ98765ᔭ3ᘔ10
 
@FOX9000 I understand nothing of this.
>>cat I WANT PLAY AGAiN
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I WANT PLAY AGAiN
 
@FOX9000 You can't.
You only can choose two digits once.
Also, you can't edit your choices.
 
5:16 PM
>>flip 0123456789ABCDEF
 
@ProgramFOX (づ⇀Д⇀)づ︵ℲƎ◖Ɔᗺ∀68Ɫ95ㄣƐᄅІ0
 
>>cat I WAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaant
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I WAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaant
 
>>flip ℲƎ◖Ɔᗺ∀68Ɫ95ㄣƐᄅІ0
 
@ProgramFOX (ง^ʖ^)╯︵0123456789ABCDEF
 
5:16 PM
that's interesting, Chemobot's flip algorithm is totally different
 
@FOX9000 You caaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAn't.
choose
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|0|1|2|3|
+-+-+-+-+
|4|5|6███
+-+-+-+-+
|8███A|B|
+-+-+-+-+
|C|D|E|F|
+-+-+-+-+
:(
@ProgramFOX choose
I have a rubber duck as a picture on the screen.
 
1 and E
 
1 and E. Punch those digits!
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|0███2|3|
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|4|5|6███
+-+-+-+-+
|8███A|B|
+-+-+-+-+
|C|D███F|
+-+-+-+-+
Your bot chose 9 and 7. Purely by random choice.
 
So, who won? Or nobody?
 
@ProgramFOX Not yet known.
 
5:21 PM
ah
it's my bot's turn again?
 
@ProgramFOX Not.
You can only choose two digits once.
Also, you can't change your choices.
 
When the punch card is fully punched, I run FOX 9000's random choice algorithm and decide who gets the rubber duck.
 
So when you said, "who guesses the right hexadecimal digit", you didn't know the right digit yet?
 
@ProgramFOX Nope.
+-+-+-+-+         0 - NotPunchedYet
|0███2|3|         1 - ProgramFOX
+-+-+-+-+         2 - NotPunchedYet
|4|5|6███         3 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+         4 - NotPunchedYet
|8███A|B|         5 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+         6 - NotPunchedYet
|C|D███F|         7 - FOX9000
+-+-+-+-+         8 - NotPunchedYet
9 - FOX9000       A - NotPunchedYet
B - NotPunchedYet C - NotPunchedYet
D - NotPunchedYet E - ProgramFOX
F - NotPunchedYet
choose :3
+-+-+-+-+
|0███2|3|
+-+-+-+-+
|4|5|6███
+-+-+-+-+
|8███A|B|
+-+-+-+-+
|C|D███F|
+-+-+-+-+
:(
@DanPantry choose :3
 
5:32 PM
what
lol
 
I have a rubber duck as a picture on the screen.
I'm giving one away.
 
and i have to pick a letter/number/
?
 
Two hexadecimal digits.
 
Are you sure?
You can only choose once.
Also, you can't edit your choices.
 
5:33 PM
sure why not
 
2 and C. Punch those digits!
+-+-+-+-+
|0█████3|
+-+-+-+-+
|4|5|6███
+-+-+-+-+
|8███A|B|
+-+-+-+-+
███D███F|
+-+-+-+-+
+-+-+-+-+         0 - NotPunchedYet
|0█████3|         1 - ProgramFOX
+-+-+-+-+         2 - DanPantry
|4|5|6███         3 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+         4 - NotPunchedYet
|8███A|B|         5 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+         6 - NotPunchedYet
███D███F|         7 - FOX9000
+-+-+-+-+         8 - NotPunchedYet
9 - FOX9000       A - NotPunchedYet
B - NotPunchedYet C - DanPantry
D - NotPunchedYet E - ProgramFOX
F - NotPunchedYet
 
 
2 hours later…
7:27 PM
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 F,B
 
Are you sure?
You can only choose once.
Also, you can't edit your choices.
 
F and B. Punch those digits!
+-+-+-+-+
|0█████3|
+-+-+-+-+
|4|5|6███
+-+-+-+-+
|8███A███
+-+-+-+-+
███D█████
+-+-+-+-+
+-+-+-+-+         0 - NotPunchedYet
|0█████3|         1 - ProgramFOX
+-+-+-+-+         2 - DanPantry
|4|5|6███         3 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+         4 - NotPunchedYet
|8███A███         5 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+         6 - NotPunchedYet
███D█████         7 - FOX9000
+-+-+-+-+         8 - NotPunchedYet
9 - FOX9000       A - NotPunchedYet
B - ConorOBrien   C - DanPantry
D - NotPunchedYet E - ProgramFOX
F - ConorOBrien
 
D, 0
 
D and 0. Are you sure?
You can only choose once.
 
7:37 PM
Yup.
 
Also, you can't edit your choices.
D and 0. Punch those digits!
 
[tag:just-punch-it]
Pffft.
 
+-+-+-+-+
███████3|
+-+-+-+-+
|4|5|6███
+-+-+-+-+
|8███A███
+-+-+-+-+
█████████
+-+-+-+-+
+-+-+-+-+
███████3|
+-+-+-+-+
|4|5|6███
+-+-+-+-+
|8███A███
+-+-+-+-+



 | | | |
+-+-+-+-+
 
You broke it.
 
Don't worry, I'll take a new puncher.
+-+-+-+-+       0 - NotPunchedYet
|█|█|█|3|       1 - ProgramFOX
+-+-+-+-+       2 - DanPantry
|4|5|6|█|       3 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+       4 - NotPunchedYet
|8|█|A|█|       5 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+       6 - NotPunchedYet
|█|█|█|█|       7 - FOX9000
+-+-+-+-+       8 - NotPunchedYet
9 - FOX9000     A - NotPunchedYet
B - ConorOBrien C - DanPantry
D - Mast        E - ProgramFOX
F - ConorOBrien
 
7:45 PM
So, did I win a duck?
 
@Mast Not yet.
 
@Chatgoat He learned that from Marky, didn't he?
 
The punchcard has to be fully punched for the giveaway to finish.
 
This could take a while.
 
Not on my watch ya don't.
@Jo7 choose
+-+-+-+-+       0 - NotPunchedYet
|█|█|█|3|       1 - ProgramFOX
+-+-+-+-+       2 - DanPantry
|4|5|6|█|       3 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+       4 - NotPunchedYet
|8|█|A|█|       5 - NotPunchedYet
+-+-+-+-+       6 - NotPunchedYet
|█|█|█|█|       7 - FOX9000
+-+-+-+-+       8 - NotPunchedYet
9 - FOX9000     A - NotPunchedYet
B - ConorOBrien C - DanPantry
D - Mast        E - ProgramFOX
F - ConorOBrien
He might be our next customer.
Nope, he didn't become our new customer.
 
8:09 PM
in The 2nd Monitor, Feb 24 at 16:48, by Vogel612
Attention programmers: you are supposed to tell the duck your problems. Do not rub the rubber duck. It is not a lamp; there is no genie.
 

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