The DMZ - 2015-11-27 (page 3 of 4)

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12:00 PM

@TerryChia or a hello kitty or....

@kalina look it works for me. So i don't complain ...

Man.. this guy is what Kalina has needed all along

She feeds off of his idiocy and cringe-worthiness

@Saladin well it would be rather hypocritical of you to complain about me utilising my freedom of speech after complaining about freedom of speech

and the more she reacts to it, the more cringy he gets

which makes her react even stronger

@kalina you see me do push the #red button? ok.

12:02 PM

It's a very annoying symbiotic relationship

@Adi you need a pen?..

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I need an actual red button. With a cover.

@Adi symbiotic or parasitic?

;p

@Saladin I actually do. Too bad they're all shoved up yours

@adi aha you need ice cold both? try that..

@Adi well sorry, I didn't mean to annoy you

12:03 PM

@Saladin Once you take the pens out, you'll probably need the ice yourself

I guess I could count that as the third

great, now the flagging has started

@adi what are you on? #meth

I clicked invalidate but it doesn't seem to be enough

@Adi whatever it is it sure is working gr8:)

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hm.

@kalina looks like it was flagged again.

And I invalidated it a second time

annnnd...

12:04 PM

@JourneymanGeek and again

@kalina he is enjoying the freedom of speech literally :)

if that's the case, it has been flagged three times

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@Adi It appears I can't invalidate flags on the same chat thing twice.

@Saladin I actually am. I got all the excess meth from your..

if we're going to break the rules about the usage of flags in here then I guess I need to go flag all of the misogynist nonsense from earlier

12:05 PM

uhh.. you know what, I don't feel like getting banned

I'm out for now

@Adi awwww

How is that even relevant

hmm did a mod step in there?

@kalina - no need. He's just going well past any normal mark. I'm on it

I cannot remember any time when this guy, or any of his reincarnations, came to the DMZ and didn't cause disturbance

12:07 PM

yay mods \o/

@RoryAlsop can you actually ban him from the whole site for a while he is seriously the 2nd/3rd most annoying person I've encountered on this site

oooh I got a bunch of new email to process. Bcc dammit!

I'm working out if I can. I think site and chart are very different

welcome foreign mods... we had a troll problem, luckily a local mod has addressed it :)

"yay random mods"

one of them an EL&U mod, like they're not known for being trolls themselves

What Mr McCune said ^ this guy was trolling for a while. I let him go a wee while and he showed save behaviour as previous visits

Working out how to block, suspend from mobile device

12:11 PM

menu > request desktop site

I have that done. It's just non trivial

that's because StackExchange hates you

and wants you to suffer

@RoryAlsop Syntax: /KLINE [+|-]user@host | nick [time to ban reason] ?

If anyone tries this on you, the best reply is a deadpan "Oh yeah, that's a common potato chip flavor in Canada."

@StackExchange phhhbt... "You know what's actually really good? Avocado and skittles"

I don't think so

12:17 PM

@StackExchange Ice cream & skittles :)))

@M'vy ice cream and skittles I can see

sugar rush

> This result suggests that the real effect of sugar is that it increases worrying among parents with preconceived notions.

whatever, I'll do it for science

\o/ science!

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Hot chocolate and avocado....

@M'vy this needs to be a mod userscript

@JourneymanGeek probably. But can't help there.

12:26 PM

and heeeeeeeeeere's @Simon :op

It looks like I missed the presence of an amazing human being.

you've missed all the excitement this morning

we had a troll infestation

That's probably for the best, I wouldn't have had been as nice as you guys.

@Simon first person I've kick/muted from the room when it wasn't a gag

Oh wow, you did that?!?

Journeyman Geek

12:27 PM

lol

@RоryMcCune last guy I kicked is sitting on a 10 year site suspension ;p

@Simon well the first time, the 2nd time was @AviD I think and the third time was @RoryAlsop

@JourneymanGeek nice

I would probably read the whole thing if living wasn't hard today.

I'M A MAN WHO CAUGHT A COLD

I'M DYING HELP

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(Not really me, and erm, he hasn't learnt his lesson)

@Simon STOP EVERYTHING!

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@Simon You need to amputate!

RIGHT NOW!

12:29 PM

AMPUTATE MY THROAT?!?

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YES!

Will I become the neckless man?

@Simon PUT OUT AN APB FOR @SIMON'S-DONUT TO GET CHICKEN SOUP STAT.!

That sounds like the best superhero ever

THE NECKLESS MAN

@RоryMcCune But I'm at work :(

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(heh, I somehow managed to get a pretty nice horrible flu)

12:30 PM

@Simon she should come round to your office with it, that would be amusing

@RоryMcCune That'd be weird as hell because I don't look sick at all.

@Simon also if your boss values productivity, he should make you work from home

otherwise the rest of the office will get it

The rest of the office seems to be sick anyway.

But yes, I could work from home.

@Simon these things tend to circulate in offices (which is why I avoid the places!)

I'll probably leave early though.

At 1 PM or something.

12:33 PM

@Simon you should, just tell your boss "The Internet says I should go home now"

They're not the bad type of bosses anyway, I could leave right away if I wanted to.

I'll take some ibuprofen and see how long I can last with that.

But yeah, no pls dance today.

:) good to be back

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@Simon my old boss used to chase us off if we were sick XD

@Saladin Seriously dude, stop acting like a child.

Didn't you say you were "old" earlier?

@JourneymanGeek That's perfect.

@Simon I did. The soul of this room is no more complicated the a 'hello world' program. I can't win.

12:39 PM

@Saladin Why bother coming back then?

Sorry guys - not going to let him start again right now

lolololol

That's fine.

Journeyman Geek

Souls? We're supposed to have souls?

oh hey all. Did I miss a recurrance?

every time he starts of talking vaguely nicely, then ramps it up to troll levels. 30 minute timeout for him

@AviD no - I took a pre-emptive step

12:40 PM

I was out at the wine store... Glad to see @RoryAlsop is on point.

@RoryAlsop s/minute/year/

^

user image

Matt E. Эллен

You think SE is about rep and helping people? No no no, it's an elaborate plot to siphon souls from internet users

@AviD I'm trying to buy a washing machine

@MattE.Эллен lol

Journeyman Geek

12:41 PM

(protip google does aweesome awesome awesome conversions for time.)

@RoryAlsop next time is a site suspension. Let's give him the rope to shoot himself in the back.

@AviD roger that

@AviD I like that.

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@AviD site suspensions are so much easier.

@RoryAlsop online? ;p

does chatkick max at 30 minute timeout?

Journeyman Geek

12:42 PM

naw

You have to manually set it in minutes tho

@AviD only one way to find out

o no

30 mins was automatic

@RoryAlsop right, you can change how long the chatkick is for though?

I havent seen that.

Me neither.

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12:43 PM

@AviD how long do you need? ;p

WHERE ARE MY POWERS?

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@Simon: go stand for election and win, you slacker. ;p

@Simon worst superman story ever.

And most importantly: WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN T-SHIRT?

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Or fool someone into being a pro-tem mod.

12:43 PM

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS??

@JourneymanGeek the problem is "win" :)

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@M'vy details, details.

@JourneymanGeek security.stackexchange.com/election

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(Of course, I got rid of 2 other prospective mods by letting them win ;p)

ohhh you can suspend a user for X hours from his profile. derp.

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12:44 PM

yup

Its hours?

Oh yeah

@JourneymanGeek chat profile -> moderation tools

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google.com.sg/…

.sg

wat

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@AviD I did it a few weeks ago. I forgot.

Silly Singapore.

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12:45 PM

@Simon DO YOU LOOK DOWN UPON US BECAUSE WE ARE SMALL?

I rarely.

dont even get to kick very often.

I miss @Simon.

so yeah, wine store.

@Simon #wimp

Got a nice Pinot Noir, and found a very interesting Gewurztraminer. Guess what we're eating tonight? :P

the Gewurztraminer especially looked really special, cant wait to try it.

also picked up a new Barbera - thats my favorite, but dont get to see it here often .

(well, except in blends).

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I know what one of those is. >_>

@JourneymanGeek which one? :-)

we dont talk about wines nearly enough, its all whisky and beer and coffee.

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12:49 PM

@AviD I don't think ANYONE has no idea what a pinot noir is.

no, thats actually right. But wines once in a while is good too.

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Even a teetotal like myself

Tho...

@JourneymanGeek I didnt until a few years ago... :-$

that and the gurtchy are supposed to be excellent complements for roast turkey.

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@AviD I have a wierd facination with the processes of making booze

gurtchy? Yeah, I'm that way too sometimes.

@JourneymanGeek too long to type out "Gewurztraminer" each time. Or say it.

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12:52 PM

Gewurztraminer? I HARDLY KNOW HER.

heh. yeah I made that joke first time too.

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(man, I really could use a shot of proper actifed at the moment)

@AviD OOOh Gewurtz :)

right?

need :)

12:54 PM

I usually dont go much for whites (except the occasional dessert wine, for dessert), but Gewurtz is just so fine.

@kalina You've probably seen that Waves is giving away Trueverb, right?

not boring and blase like most white wine.

Really a nice wine for those who like fruit taste

@AviD I also like the sweet ones

@Simon Waves don't support Windows 10, last I checked

looooooool

12:55 PM

ooh, their website says otherwise now

@M'vy almost like cider-y, such a mouthful of spiced fruit flavor.

A gewürztraminer Riesling pops up occasionally at a local shop. The only wine I'll pay more than £35 for

I don't drink it with turkey

@RoryAlsop pls the only wine needed in scotland comes from the nice monks at the buckfast abbey

Do you do it with Russia though?

OI M8 DOWNTON ABBEY

@Simon yaknow, we learned this morning how to kick people.

12:58 PM

As if that scares me.

Don't you remember me saying that I almost enjoy the abuse now?

@Simon Offspring!

The Offspring-Self Esteem

I don't remember this one, hang on.

Ah right.

oi mate, pass the liquor, it's jack the ripper, jack the rapper, following you way before the dawn of twitter - I'm a human trigger warning through the night until the morning, when the light shines upon my crimes you find it sick, appalling

(sorry)

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