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7:32 AM
@LucasKauffman dunno, but it does it without much warning. If you are asleep you're stuffed
 
@RoryAlsop mmm I'd rather avoid that
 
@LucasKauffman yeah, it does curtail your beer drinking
(Unless the Vikings were right, of course)
 
WALHALA
 
 
2 hours later…
9:12 AM
@RоryMcCune hey hey hey, I'm ALWAYS being a grinch.
@Iszi ah. I didnt quite see that in the original question.
@Iszi that said, interestingly enough I know quite a bit about that - as the startup I was at (till very recently) is in that space. Actually that would probably be the best solution, besides being commercial...
@RoryAlsop you're saying that @LucasKauffman emits more CO while he's sleeping? ;-)
 
9:32 AM
@AviD I think you're mixing up CO and CH4
 
damn you chemistry, you failed me for the last time!
 
 
1 hour later…
10:59 AM
'g morning
 
@Lighty aye. That it it.
 
technically, it is already after the noon, however as I am just now drinking my coffee, I will allow it.
 
@AviD oi, 't was one minute to noon when I said dat, as legit as it can get
 
@Lighty false
can get more legit via formal id as proof of age
 
watcha gonna do 'bout that
:D
 
11:04 AM
@Lighty ahem. sorry I was using a different meaning for the term "legit"
 
Went right over my head ):
 
nevehmind then
aaaaanyway, for the record, your clock is off by an hour.
 
to your timezone, yes, not mine
 
@Lighty exactly. hence you have been proven wrong.
To the gallows!
 
gentlemen gentlemen, the americans have already settled this. They declared GMT as the one true timezone, so you're both wrong :oP
 
11:06 AM
for the record though, this is damn yummy coffee.
 
@RоryMcCune 'Muricans be so fat, they need 5 timezones
 
@RоryMcCune actually I believe they declared EST as the OTTZ.
 
@AviD Lucky..... Coffee at school here is made of turds
 
@Lighty take your own coffee in
surely
 
@Lighty how... what.... how would you even make coffee from that??
I suppose.... if you steep it long enough, put enough sugar in...
 
11:08 AM
I only have those Bags with powder, where you add Hot water..... makes good caramel coffee though
@AviD #School
 
oh, of course! pumpkin spice will do the trick.
 
And tears of students
:3
 
@Lighty sure, but I thought they feed you turds, not have you make coffee out of it.
 
The International Meridian Conference was a conference held in October 1884 in Washington, D.C., in the United States, to determine a prime meridian for international use. The conference was held at the request of U.S. President Chester A. Arthur. The subject to discuss was the choice of "a meridian to be employed as a common zero of longitude and standard of time reckoning throughout the world". It resulted in selection of the Greenwich Meridian as an international standard for zero degrees longitude. == Background == By the 1870s there was pressure both to establish a prime meridian for worldwide...
 
@AviD No, thats why i only get a drink from the vending amchine, when i have a break, i walk to the grocery store for some food
 
11:10 AM
Jun 5 '13 at 14:37, by Scott Pack
@AviD The official timezone is usually called EST5EDT
Aug 2 '11 at 14:47, by Scott Pack
@RoryAlsop I can't recall what that would have been. I still maintain that USEastCoast is the canonical timezone.
Jan 24 '11 at 15:15, by packs
@RoryAlsop I thought we agreed that we would start using UTC-5 as the canonical timezone here.
 
phhhbt so @ScottPack against the US president
 
I use Greenwich time (timezone 0) as standard zone
 
indeed. poor bastard doesnt have a chance, even with all of his secret service.
 
@AviD plus the heads of 26 nations
 
@RоryMcCune on a stick
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11:12 AM
hehehehehehehehehehe
 
speaking of heads on sticks, when does Game of Thrones come back??
 
@AviD Only thing I know, is that TellTale games is developing a game
 
@AviD I just finished reading book 5 of a song of ice and fire
@AviD so if you've not read the books and would like some spoilers for the next season....
 
another break, going to get me a warm chocolate milk I think, so sick, should've stayed in bed
 
11:40 AM
@RоryMcCune oh cmon, I dont have patience to actually read
I think that will be Steve Krug's next book
 
@AviD so you want the spoilers then....
 
NO SPOILERS
 
so would you believe that ..... dies
:op
 
@RоryMcCune duh
EVERYBODY DIES
 
@AviD valar morghulis
 
11:41 AM
valar dohaeris
 
I actually like the TV show more than the books. It feels to me like he's dragging things out in the books
 
also so much of the story is visual, having to slog through verbose descriptions would just be a downer
not to mention the shock value in sudden events
 
@AviD yeah there's more of those on the way.. surprise, surprise
 
so I just dropped a couple hunnerd bucks on a monitor :-(
btw @TerryChia I wound up getting the Dell after all.
I didnt realize but a lot of the cheaper monitors are still non-IPS. Simply shocking.
so while the Dell was not the cheapest, it wasnt much more expensive, even considering it comes speakerless.
I will say that 8ms response time is not great, even for an IPS - and same for 1000:1 contrast. Not terrible, but not amazing.
still, its for the family machine, so good enough.
 
indeed
 
11:52 AM
ha, this review of the monitor on amazon:
> to let Mac users know this monitor makes OS X looks like garbage
duh, have you never seen OS X?
:D
 
12:06 PM
ouch
 
raz
@AviD He's blunt, but he has a point
 
how so?
 
12:24 PM
@AviD OS X looks like garbage on that monitor, he just didn't say anything about the general case.
 
@Arperum that's not "having a point", thats what I said.
 
@AviD Doesn't make his statement any less correct. true, the "on this monitor" is not needed, but it is still not wrong either.
 
now you're not making any sense.
 
@AviD Yay!
Making sense is always optional. Sometimes it is preferred though.
 
Oooh look a new TLD. Now I just have to remember how to spell it... icannwiki.com/.restaurant
 
12:44 PM
@DavidFreitag the whole TLD thing is a mess now, there's so many finding a site will be next to impossible (hmm restaurant in london did they go for .com, or .co.uk, or .london or .restaurant)
gives all the power to the search engines
 
@RоryMcCune It's just weird to think of a website whose TLD is longer than the actual name of the site. eg chiles.restaurant
It's too wordy.
 
@DavidFreitag yeah indeed
 
Heh, somepub.london.restaurant
good stuff.
 
raz
I like pubs
 
1:16 PM
/me stumbles in with a tray of drinks from the pub
 
I never get it, that people always say that a DNS setting change could take up to 24 hours, even my host says so
When i add a domain record or something, changes are in effect within a couple of seconds
is it something with ISP/other DNS chaches?
 
@DavidFreitag My donut found an invite on Google+ for a 64 gb one in like an hour of searching.
I wonder if she's gonna receive it before @raz
 
@Lighty: TTL settings
 
@Simon From what I've seen ship times are completely random. I got an estimate of 4-5 weeks and got it four days after I preordered
 
TTL? :o
 
1:26 PM
@DavidFreitag Nice, let's hope it's gonna be the same for her.
I'll be getting her Nexus 5, which is a damn good deal for me hehe.
 
@Simon Also, nice. She seems tech literate. Definitely a keeper.
@Simon It's a great phone, just be warned the battery sucks
 
@DavidFreitag Haha, yeah. As soon as I tell her about new technologies, she's interested.
@DavidFreitag As long as it lasts a day, I'm fine with it.
 
@Simon I'm jelly.
@Simon I got about 16 hours max under light use and about 10 under heavy use
 
@DavidFreitag Oh, that's better than my S2.
 
Of course that should come with a disclaimer that it was done with stock kernel and roms. You can definitely get a custom kernel with a ridiculous efficiency setup
 
1:29 PM
I wouldn't last half of a day if I leave the 3G open.
@DavidFreitag I'll probably stay stock but who knows, maybe I'll be bored enough one night.
 
Yeah that's with 4G / WiFi / BT enabled
 
Definitely will be good enough for me then, yay!
 
@Simon I recommend unlocking the bootloader as soon as you get it, that way if you decide to root you don't have to worry about setting everything up again
 
@DavidFreitag Hum, that'd be a good idea.
 
Because unlocking the bootloader means wiping data and cache and for a phone with no SD card that means wiping ALL of your files.
 
1:31 PM
Yeah that sucks.
 
Since I assume you are going to factory reset it once you get it you might as well take five minutes to download minimal adb and fastboot and unlocking your bootloader.
Oh and the nexus root toolkit.
 
That shouldn't take long with the guides on xda.
 
Just google it, you don't need a guide. You might need a guide for flashing a custom rom, but even then it's as much as downloading a zip and running a few commands
 
@DavidFreitag that might cause communication problems for @Simon.
@Simon TWSS
 
@AviD You donut.
 
1:36 PM
@AviD Hahaha nice.
 
@Lighty Time to Live, it's the time a record should stay in a chache before the DNS server queries for it again, back in the day they'd be set to hours
 
@RоryMcCune Time to live, time to die, time to #yolo - Simon
 
YoloMcSwaggin'
 
@RоryMcCune I google'd it, but that one sentence explained more, thanks Rory :3
 
oof, was looking forward to kicking you after a long time, forgot it would mute you.
and I dont want to miss out on all your donut talk.
 
raz
1:41 PM
@Simon I hate your donut.
 
hang on, wait a sec....
 
@AviD Aaaww <3
 
@Simon If only that made sense. And @Simon couldn't possibly have said that there aren't any donuts.
 
@DavidFreitag I thought it was obvious that #yolo implies donuts.
 
@Simon No #yolo implies a cheeseburger between two donuts.
 
1:42 PM
@AviD ahh you might've missed that in sickness @Simon is all about the bagel these days
 
@DavidFreitag Well said.
 
@RоryMcCune NOT that there's anything wrong with that!
 
@RоryMcCune NO IT'S NOT BAGELS SUCK
 
@Simon Any true american knows that.
 
@AviD indeed not, although from that last message it looks like @Simon is still in Bagal-denial!
 
1:43 PM
@Simon Bagels suck, but sweet bagels now, mmmmmm.
 
@RоryMcCune No no, I'm all about bagals.
 
@Simon Time to come out of the bagelcloset.
 
@AviD Bagals.
 
My throat is swelled, I speak like a old man, One nosehole is full of goo, the other bleeds, My eyes hurt, and my throat feels like its stuffed with razors, not to mention the painfull coughing
 
@AviD Psht, I bet he's never even lost his bagelginity.
 
1:46 PM
I'm a little bit under the weather I think
 
Sounds like you need a holiday @Lighty
Or at least a Dr's Note for two weeks off…
 
@Lighty Go in front of a mirror and yell "I WILL NOT ALLOW MY BODY TO BE SICK" 3 times.
 
some coughing syrup, paracetamol, a Sauna and 2 days, and then i won;t look like shit anymore
 
I don't think I've been sick in years
 
1:47 PM
@Simon Tried it, ugly ghost showed up, punched her and continued brushing teeth
 
@DavidFreitag Lucky. I ate shit this summer.
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\o/ Sauna \o/
 
@AviD ahh thanks for that I couldn't for the live of me remember what show that was from...
 
Well, that came out weird.
 
@Lighty that was just your reflection
 
1:48 PM
Apart from the short-lived sore throat here and there.
@Simon ........TW...SS....?
 
@DavidFreitag I hope not.
 
@AviD Reflection's don't scream at you
 
@Simon Indeed.
 
@Simon insert talk shit joke here
 
@Lighty PHP?
 
1:49 PM
hahaha
 
@RоryMcCune Good one
 
@Simon oh, you visited @Lighty's school?
 
Better one
 
I need to stop watching this show. It's making me terribly hungry and I know that it will only lead me to fast food
 
@DavidFreitag Shit does this to you?
Oh, show.
 
1:51 PM
@Simon Well, yeah. Food is really just fecal matter in waiting.
 
Fair point.
@DavidFreitag Oh, did I tell you my donut is a big metal fan too?
 
okay, NOW you guys are disgusting.
 
(vomit)
 
@AviD Yeah I thought that was probably in bad taste.
 
I instantly regret refinding this chat room…
 
1:52 PM
fck it, im going home, take a hot shower, and pounce my bed for 2 days
 
@Simon She likes EDM as well I presume? Definitely a keeper.
 
@DavidFreitag Yeah, we go to every EDM show together.
I wouldn't follow her to metal shows though, lulz.
 
@Simon Pansy.
 
She loves Wasted Penguinz.
 
Hit right in the feels
 
1:54 PM
Damn right.
 
@BarryCarlyon It's not always like this. Some of use are just slightly crazy. And there is sense to be found in between trhe madness.
 
@BarryCarlyon it's usually not THIS bad.
 
S'all good :-P
 
@Lighty RAhh - that's where I'm going wrong. I had all of that except the sauna
 
Don't lie guys, it's a typical morning.
 
1:56 PM
Nothing wrong with madness or a bit for /dev/random in the DMZ
 
that is, it is usually pretty bad, but at least less scat talk.
 
Yeah... it's all @Simon's fault
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@Simon I think it would be fair to start banning for scatalogy.
 
Yeah those jokes are a little lowbrow. For god's sake we're professionals here.
 
@DavidFreitag SO now it is starred that everything is @simon's fault, but it is also @AviD's fault because it is pinned, so who is to blame now?
 
1:58 PM
One more or less reason to ban me, what's the difference?
 
Damn you Anthony Bourdain.
 
raz
2:32 PM
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Q: How do I view a list of known unpatched windows xp arbitrary code execution vulnerabilities?

Costin GușăI know there is secunia and cve.mitre and ms kb database but I could not find a way to filter results only for operating system "windows xp" (or 2003 server, they share about the same code) with impact "arbitrary code execution" for which there is no workaround and no patch.

Who wants to use XP for as long as possible?!
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anyone familiar here with F5 Big IPs?
and how they store passwords
 
raz
Nope
 
@LucasKauffman only in that externally they produce a really annoying vuln that scanners class as medium and it's really not
@LucasKauffman also if you're looking at one this www.security-assessment.com/files/documents/advisory/F5_Unauthenticated_rsync_ac‌​cess_to_Remote_Root_Code_Execution.pdf might be of interest
 
@RоryMcCune I'm actually writing a security baseline for them, but I can't seem to find out any of their security features
well some but not all
 
2:52 PM
@AviD Yeah, you had to read into it a bit.
 
@LucasKauffman for "them", or for their product for a client?
 
@AviD client
 
I can put you in touch with some of their top techs, if you need
ah, thats different then
 
@AviD the general resources you can find about these machines is quite poor compared to juniper and cisco tbf
 
I wouldnt be surprised, they are a fraction of their size.
 
3:00 PM
@AviD but they only have like 2 devices right?
or maybe 3
 
I think one "device", with several versions / features / modules enabled.
though I could be wrong
 
yea you're right
 
I've been mostly familiar with their WAF, and more recently their anti-DDoS, and its just another module enabled on BigIP.
 
@AviD yea me too, most of the time when I'm testing, but never had to configure them
 
@AviD I coded an anti-DDoS feature in PHP. If the CPU/RAM use has been higher than 90% in the last minute, I do exit;.
It's very effective.
 
3:14 PM
@Simon I bet it is.
 
@ThomasPornin Would you like to purchase a licence to use the feature?
I decided to go the Microsoft way instead of open source.
 
raz
3:26 PM
Is there an Electronics SE?
Talk about different technologies that are in home theater receivers, TVs, etc?
 
@raz The best place on the web for that is avsforum.com
 
opens the web page, sees the picture 2 nurdz immediately
Yep, looks like it's the right place.
 
@raz There's this...
And this, if you're ever wondering what SEs are out there.
 
My dad is so helpful!
 
raz
I suppose electronics questions would be on topic for EE.
I'm angry at TV companies and their fake refresh rates they come up with.
Just effing tell me what the refresh rate!
 
3:34 PM
@raz What, you don't have a high-speed video camera to measure it for yourself?
 
raz
Haha, sadly not
 
4:15 PM
@Simon Didn't you hear? The Microsoft Way is now opensource.
@Simon what did @Iszi do?
 
Better later than never.
@AviD He's sharing links.
 
oh damn, I was trying to be snarky, but you really did mean @Iszi.
 
Haha, yup.
 
serves me right for reading a couple comments out of context.
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@raz You might have, I've just recently discovered that on some 5-6 years old cam of mine there's a slow motion recording program (takes 300 fps video) that I entirely missed before because there's no such direct setting on it, just the "dumbass" one via a dial ... apparently I'm not dumbass enough to notice it any sooner LOL
or maybe I'm too dumbass ... this could go either way :)
 
4:33 PM
I don't know Laravel that well, but is there any chance that Input::get('_token') can return something that is not a string, like the boolean TRUE? TRUE is == to all strings, for example. — David Meister 3 hours ago
OMG, yet another example of how f**kedup braindead PHP is.
 
raz
@TildalWave haha don't sell yourself short! You're plenty dumbass enough!
:P
 
as if we didnt have enough.
 
raz
@Simon won't like those comments
He loves PHP
 
@AviD Please stop, I like my nl2br function.
 
PHP is like a bagel for @Simon.
 
4:35 PM
It smells?
 
sorry that insult wasnt clear.
 
Yes, now it makes sense.
 
I was implying that you use PHP like you use a bagel.
Biblically.
 
Oh lawd.
 
INORITE
you loooooooove them php bagels.
 
raz
4:36 PM
He uses PHP like I use his mom... ALL THE TIME
AMIRIGHT?!
 
ma poor mum
 
@raz I hope you don't call her what he calls PHP. That would just be disrespectful.
 
raz
Nah I just take out her for a nice dinner, and then never call her again.
 
How dare you. Feed her and leave her, eh?
 
raz
Do as the Canadians do, just politely reject her eh!
 
4:40 PM
wat
 
Sorry!
 
@AviD But this is the DMZ. That's usually the best way to read them!
 
@ScottPack you might like this imgur.com/gallery/XOFqme6
 
5:00 PM
@TildalWave Go answer your question you donut:
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Q: What is the difference between "hydro" and "tidal/wave"? And what is the difference between "solar (heat)" and "solar panels"?

user50746In the following graph: What is the difference between "hydro" and "tidal/wave"? And what is the difference between "solar (heat)" and "solar panels"?

 
@Simon too basic, I saw it on the list and didn't even bother to read ... there used to be also this one today:
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Q: How can variables use "~" for cd'ing?

Michael DurrantHow can I use a variable - $BASE in my cd. I tried the following but I get an error $ cd ~/z/repo_1_ruby_193/ 23:23:57 durrantm Castle2012 /home/durrantm/z/repo_1_ruby_193 $ BASE="~/z" 23:24:03 durrantm Castle2012 /home/durrantm/z/repo_1_ruby_193 $ cd $BASE/repo_1_ruby_193 -bash: cd: ~/z/rep...

 
And no answer, tsk tsk.
 
didn't have the time, I was busy having a life :P
Also, I frankly don't get the point of "Hot Questions" ... there's no way any questions with no answers will get there because the number of answers and their rating dictates what's on the list and what isn't. So ... why bother answering what's probably been sufficiently answered anyway just for some fake internet points?
 
You're talking to the guy with 1.6k rep on InfoSec.SE. I get what you're saying.
 
so the "hot questions" is a list of questions that at least three donuts answered ... what I want is "can you answer this" list where I can then be the donut that can't be arsed, it would be so much more fun
 
5:07 PM
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Q: How secure credit card order system with blank mail

hiromi suzukiI want to know how to secure credit card order with blank mail. My boss instructing to create new site like as below: 1. User send blank mail to new site. 2. The site returns mail including URL, the URL is display credit card number to start payment PIN product. 3. After input credit card num...

 
gud anglish is gud
 
It's really difficult to read but he might have a valid concern there. I'm not sure I can tell which one tho.
 
5:28 PM
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@TildalWave I was reading it with a broken japanese accent
 
raz
5:51 PM
Oddly enough it's 65 degrees here in DC today.
 
Actually it's 60 out right now
and its supposed to snow 6-10" on wednesday...
 
raz
I didn't think we were supposed to get any snow. Just northern MD and into PA.
 
6:04 PM
@raz You're a PA.
 
raz
@Simon That doesn't even make sense.
 
@raz Personal assistant you donut.
 
raz
@Simon Your mom's my personal assistant.
 
@Iszi, @raz keeps saying mean things about your wife.
 
raz
@Simon She makes a great cup of coffee and is good at her job. What's wrong with that?
 
6:13 PM
@raz I'll let him decide your fate.
 
6:28 PM
@LucasKauffman #reddit #9gag #imgur ;op
 
Look carefully and tell me what best gives this away as a phishing email
 
@JeffFerland "This email was sent to target@rambler.ru"
 
@Simon Best laugh I've had from spam in a while.
 
:p
 
6:52 PM
Classic russians
 
7:45 PM
@ScottPack Y u no run for mod on SF?
With 12 candidates and three horrible ones, at least one is guaranteed to make it past the primary
(Yes, I'm sure there are more horrible ones that I just don't know about)
 
Do you know about donuts?
 
yes, but I prefer croissants
 
Can't blame ya, you were born with a croissant in your hands.
 
8:00 PM
@Gilles I'd vote for him
 
@RoryAlsop And not for me? Wow.
 
too late :(
 
As if me not owning an account on SF is a valid argument.
 
@Simon :-)
Surprise - Evan has stood for election again
does he just do it for the lulz?
 
Wait, hasn't there been elections on SF not too long ago?
Maybe it was SU.
 
8:03 PM
@RoryAlsop I can't imagine otherwise.
@Simon Last year.
 
@Xander Dayum, why?
Do they really need new mods every year?
 
@Simon I guess so. Looks like they had elections in 2011 and 2012 too.
 
they wear out quick...
 
jrg
@Gilles what, are you saying I should run?
 
@jrg you'd have been better than most if not all the candidates
 
jrg
8:05 PM
@JeffFerland There was no account number.
 
there are only a couple who just possibly might not be assholes
 
jrg
@Gilles Yeah, and by that you mean I would sit around casting instaclose votes and arguing over the merits of package managers. :P
 
You're a package manager.
 
jrg
I spend most of my day managing them, yes.
 
o
 
jrg
8:07 PM
if by "package" you mean physical boxes as well as 10001010101010.
 
testing my new webhost (changed nameservers not too long ago), can anyone here visit www.arcaniacraft.nl ?
 
I got error 418.
 
Can anyone else here than mr teapot visit it?
 
Hahahaha
 
jrg
nslookup fails
even a lookup for the naked domain fails
so it looks like DNS is well and truly borked
looks like you need to get glue setup
 
8:18 PM
well, isnt totally offline
mc.arcaniacraft still refers to the MC server in the client
so i guess total NS change is still undergoin'
 
@Gilles So you mean there are only a couple who aren't qualified to be SF mods then?
@Gilles I voted for the few like that last year. They all lost. I had mostly quit SF by that point, and after that election, I quit it completely.
 
8:33 PM
Oh.. the Evan is nominating himself for the SF elections
 
@Adnan he does this wherever he has enough rep
 
Is that guy a huge donut?
 
@Gilles Oh, good to know
@Simon Not sure how to put it delicately
 
@Adnan This is enough, I got the point.
 
8:56 PM
ah oops it doesnt, nevermind then.
 
lulz nub
 
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