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12:21 AM
Now us commoners can finally get a glimpse of how @ewwhite travels.
 
Naw, I'm in basic First Class at the moment.
I just worked 19 hours straight + 6 hours of travel
 
another 4-5 hours to get home... and then I need to fix the servers at @JoelESalas' place.
 
@ewwhite basic first class?
 
That's pretty crazy
 
12:26 AM
There are different classes of first class?!
 
Sure...
 
@MarkHenderson: There's first class, and there's a bloody flying hotel room.
 
this is domestic on a 737... so not glamorous...
International First Class ain't no joke
 
On Indian airlines, the difference between economy and first class was more legroom (yay!) and you got a table cloth with holes.
 
A tablecloth with holes?!
 
12:29 AM
(Though there was a joke that on some small chinese airline, in economy class you had a packet of food thrown to you. In first class you got two packets of food thrown to you)
@MichaelHampton: yup ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek Whatever for?
 
Its supposed to be fancy
Its probably got better since then ;p
 
It's been a very long time since I had to fly anywhere.
 
@MichaelHampton lucky
I'm broke-down
 
You mean your plane broke down?
@ewwhite Hm. Ever considered taking a damn vacation?
 
12:31 AM
@MichaelHampton I did through much of August.
and now I'm paying for it
But Wife and I may go to Europe in a few weeks
 
1:13 AM
You'd think a "tech" publication would know there's no such thing as "14:03pm"
 
hehe
 
What's the longest you've seen poorly behaved DNS hold onto cached IP addresses for?
I've got one that 24 hours later Vodafone 3G devices are still hitting the old IP
The TTL on the record was 300 seconds when I changed it
 
@MarkHenderson A week, once
 
@MichaelHampton Damnit
If they're still hitting the old address on Friday I think I will just have to send a mass email and tell them "too bad so sad"
It seems to just be a single person actually now that I look closer
 
did anyone here discuss the Air traffic control incident in Chicago from the weekend?
 
1:26 AM
@ewwhite googles now
 
@MarkHenderson a dude working at a major air traffic control facility was like, "I'm going to KILL mah-self..."
"But fuck the bullshit, I'm taking everyone down with me..."
 
@ewwhite And failed, apparently
 
so he set fire to the facility
crippling air travel through the country
thousands of cancelled flights
 
Y'all got Ebola now too
 
The flight radar 24 animations were pretty cool on that day.
 
1:33 AM
@MarkHenderson Totally @Wesley's fault
 
@ewwhite My Dad is flew from Canada to NY last night, and is heading to Dallas and then Pheonix later in the week so if he gets Ebola and isn't allowed back into our country I will hold @Wesley personally responsible
 
hiss!
 
 
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3:05 AM
So I have not checked the internets today and I see that Microsoft are skipping v9?
 
Is it because everyone skips every 2nd version so they want people to upgrade thinking that they're way behind now?
 
Wierdos
Unless they're doing it cause 9 means something like death in chinese
In which case they're culturally appropriate wierdos
 
I'd say they're likely to be culturally aware
 
I'd have gone straight to 11.
 
3:07 AM
@JourneymanGeek One better than OSX
To avoid copyright, they should call it X Windows instead of Windows X
And then everyone on WIndows can complain they're running the X Windows!
 
3:30 AM
@MarkHenderson: This one goes up to 11
 
3:50 AM
The official reason given today is that Win10 is that good and more advanced than 8 that it deserved to skip 9. There's some speculation that they wanted to distance themselves from 8, but I think it just comes across gimmicky and shallow.
 
@ChrisS Just a tad
I really wish they hadn't fucked up 8 so badly. It dropped my boot times from ~30 seconds on Windows 7 to around ~5 seconds on Windows 8
And Storage Spaces are nice
It has some good stuff, they just... crippled it
 
Yeah, my work laptop is noticeably much faster than others who are still running Win7. But the Start Screen is just a non-starter for most
 
Once I have all my programs loaded, it's just fine
 
We've considered using one of the Start Menu replacement things, but most don't support GPO and all sorts of weird drawbacks.
Yeah, but I've got accountants who need "easy" access to ~50 different programs. They're used to a hierarchical start menu. I organized a start screen for them and they weren't amused. Also, can't update the start screen from GPO.
 
4:26 AM
Stack Exchange at its finest
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A: how to connect 2 mics on one laptop and ordres done separately and at the same time

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4:54 AM
@MarkHenderson months. We would re-allocate IPs at MSN and the traffic would be this slow fade.
asymptotically approaching, but never reaching, zero
 
@RyJones Thankfully I don't have as many users as that
I have maybe 500
And from what it looks like, there is just a single straggler
Although he has made 10,000 requests in the last 6 hours so it's not someone I can just cut off
 
5:22 AM
good morning
@ChrisS ClassicShell. I deploy it using GPO and configure it using GPO to my home network and the servers at work. No problems yet
 
@MarkHenderson from a cell phone? jesus
 
@RyJones Work order management software
Lots and lots and lots of AJAX requests for filling in reports
And I think it's an iPad actually
 
ah
 
Anyway I contacted his tech support and apparently they have a static DNS entry for our system in the DNS server that their iPads use when they are connected to their VPN
They have updated the static entry and I should see him drop off soon
 
huh, msn-ppe.com isn't responding
neither is msn-int.com
 
5:41 AM
I hate it when people don't introduce themselves on the phone. Once you've past the cordial hellos and into the small talk, it's too late to say "Oh by the way, who is this?" and you need to try and figure out who they are by what they're inevitably calling to complain about
 
@MarkHenderson I have ebola, but it's only transferrable through fluids. So everyone who's not @MarkHenderson is safe.
 
@Wesley Thats what I get for rubbing my hands all over your feces
 
@MarkHenderson Going to be lovely temperate weather here in Phoenix for your dad.
 
@Wesley to bed!
 
@MichelZ It's only 10:46. I still got money to make!
 
5:47 AM
@Wesley peak trick turning hours just started
 
@Wesley online poker?
 
@RyJones Tell me about it. I've gone through four tubes of chapstick already.
@MichelZ That would be fun, but no.
 
@Wesley sending @HopelessN00b the crypto-malware?
 
My side work for a small office I kept.
 
Go nuts. Hell, send it to our dumber-than-a-mousepad CIO.
 
5:50 AM
I should get into day trading. @ewwhite discuss.
 
@Wesley It's lovely here too. Between 22 and 30 each day this week, and as an added bonus: No ebola!
 
Oh nice!
 
@MarkHenderson No ebola. YET.
 
Although I accidentally called him at 4:30am canada time yesterday but thankfully he was at the airport
Otherwise I bet he would have been pissed and then I might have wished we had ebola
 
@MichelZ In a dual between Australia and Madagascar for supreme un-infectiousness, who would win?
 
5:52 AM
Can anyone find an RSS feed of that page? vmware.com/security/advisories/VMSA-2014-0010.html
 
@MarkHenderson He'll still give you a whoopin' with the belt? :P
 
@Wesley lol no actually he's very non violent
He used to use the wooden spoon but my Mum banned him because he kept breaking them all on our arses
 
@MarkHenderson I've seen your scars, Mark. This is a place for healing, not shame!
 
@Wesley Madagascar! They have more animals than people.
 
Walking Dead season 4 got uploaded the other day and I'm just sitting here updating Windows.
 
5:53 AM
@MichelZ feed43.com
 
I can't believe I let Exchange get so out of date.
 
@Wesley Yeah I got that email. Forwarded it to my wife. She didn't move for like 8 hours.
 
Exchange 2010, no service packs.
 
@Wesley Thats prett bad
 
@MarkHenderson lawl
@MarkHenderson I'm awful.
I feel bad about being who I am.
 
5:54 AM
@MarkHenderson too cumbersome
 
@MichelZ So's your face.
 
@Wesley lol dude. Maybe you should quit your side-business
 
@MichelZ As long as they're paying, I'm keeping! :D
 
@Wesley you naughty girl!
 
I can't be any worse than the goofwads that Ed deals with.
 
5:56 AM
that's true
stay away from produce!
 
I would jump into produce head first if I could make the dollars Ed does.
I just never got to be good enough at finding and pitching to clients.
 
@Wesley hire a sales whore
 
@MichelZ I really should have. Just get a contract sales person who had leads. That would have been interesting.
 
@Wesley It would
fucking AD
<SID>S-1-5-21-2310693176-3653056385-1586857999-2800</SID>
<SIDHistory>
<string>S-1-5-21-1229272821-1801674531-839522115-1663</string>
</SIDHistory>
<msExcMasterAccount>S-1-5-21-1229272821-1801674531-839522115-1663</msExcMasterAccount>
the mailbox points to its own history sid
damit
 
@Wesley "So's your face" is a sure indicator that you went to school in the 90's
Do kids still say that?
 
6:07 AM
@Wesley I don't do that.
 
@Wesley A day is a proverbial lifetime in HFT
 
@ewwhite I bet you know people who do! Or make a huge business out of it. And pay you millions.
@MarkHenderson I have no idea, really.
 
@MarkHenderson probably not. but who cares about kids!
 
Oops. I forgot to turn off that stupid monthly report on my mail appliance.
 
@MichelZ Yeah screw kids
 
6:09 AM
@Wesley right click -> delete all
 
I'm importing PSTs.
 
@ewwhite Who did you piss off to have to do that?
 
did an Exchange mail migration over the past 19 hours.
 
@ewwhite Nice!
 
and then you import PST's?
why would you do that?
 
6:10 AM
Actually importing PSTs in Exchange 2010 or later is fairly painless
 
@MarkHenderson depends on the scale
 
They were coming from POP3 on a Linux server I built in 2005
 
@ewwhite ah, that makes sense then :)
 
what I failed to recognize is that users had an average of 10Gb PST files
each
 
:)
yeah, damn e-mail
gone are the days with 100 MB limits
 
6:12 AM
most of my produce sites have 2Gb limits
 
@MichelZ My mailbox is 8.5GB
My boss's mailbox is 17GB
 
How many mailboxes?
 
11.4 primary
24 GB secondary
 
nobody needs that much mail
 
i never said I need it
but why should I delete it?
I usually need 100-200 MB I guess
everything could be deleted
 
6:16 AM
My biggest annoyance...
subfolders under Inbox
 
?
 
yeah, that's a matter of organizing
 
It's very common for POP3 people.
 
A'ight ya'll. I'm out for the night.
See ya on the flip side.
 
6:19 AM
I have a few folders
mostly I dump everything into "yearly folders"
so I have one for each year
I don't see the point in organizing everything
outlook's search capabilities are quite OK
ah yes, and everything which is not current year's folder gets dropped to the archive mbx of course
 
Right, I do yearly folders
and search on the mac is very good
 
6:39 AM
Oh lordy...
 
good meuning
 
G'day
 
morning
my mailbox is around 17GB and I have 20 subfolders under Inbox
what's wrong with that?
 
there's nothing wrong with it
The new trend is to have one folder and use flags/filters etc (in Outlook), but I haven't made that step yet
 
6:48 AM
I have a lot of filters that filter mails into the subfolders. All of the subfolders get mails delivered to them
 
Adventures in mail.
 
I use filters and subfolders. I really should set some of the filters to delete or unsubscribe to the email lists as they never get read - amazon in particular
 
@faker I think subfolders under Inbox is a bad habit.
but I can see why people do it
 
@ewwhite aah, just because they are under inbox, you mean? so you don't have a problem if they are under the root?
 
Yes, just under Inbox.
no issues if they're elsewhere
except when there are TOOOOO many
 
6:52 AM
I don't know why, I'm used to having them under inbox
 
@cole glad you liked it
morning fucksters
 
I think it was cumbersome on some ancient outlook version to have them outside inbox or something
 
morning
 
7:26 AM
hi @JennyD. how are you today? is it monday or wednesday? :)
 
@MichelZ It's always Monday except when It's not
 
7:37 AM
@Iain right. It's also always raining except when it's not
 
@MichelZ Definitely Monday. A really bad kind of Monday.
but if I were to explain, you'd all go TMI and nobody would understand except possibly Cole who is asleep anyway...
 
@MichelZ Rain is not Monday, they are not comparable.
 
@JennyD Was yesterday tösday?
 
@JennyD try us!
 
@pauska Yes, the Monday kind of Tuesday
@MichelZ Imagine you have a porcupine running around in your abdomen. In addition to all its spikes, it's also got a number of vicious tiny gnomes running with it. All of them are kicking at your intestines, some of them are also grabbing and twisting whatever they can reach.
Or just ask someone to kick you in the wossname, you'll probably get the idea.
 
7:43 AM
that sounds awful
so no technical problem then :)
 
not yet, but the day is young :-)
 
@MichelZ v-t-c minimal understanding ;)
 
@Iain definitely!
And I accept it without any resistance
 
I wonder if babybooboo will turn up on meta today with his tinfoil hat
 
@Chopper3 what?
the guy from yesterday?
which is "being targeted by mean users" ?
 
7:50 AM
@MichelZ that guy on meta yesterday who thought a secret cabal of the world's most fiendish sysadmins had targetted him
 
:)
 
@Chopper3 that's what happens when you pop into meta wearing a full set of armor, holding an iron pole and yelling "all sysadmins are bastards"
you get struck by sysadmin lightning
 
@JennyD I mean, he was kind of right :) but still...
 
@JennyD well, most are BOFHs.. but the most users are a pain in the ass so it is totally understandable.
 
@Chopper3 he was kind of right? he was drawing a bullseye on his chest and asked to be shot
 
7:54 AM
@MichelZ I just mean we have been known to gang up, but then that's what we are! a gang :)
 
the attitude might be considered harsh when your questions suck, but instead of blaming the others one should check what made the others result to such actions. (not victim blaming much though)
 
If I see someone post an extremely shitty question on the site I always click their username and look at their other questions
it usually results in more downvotes, but it has also made me upvote the better ones
 
@pauska snap
 
@Chopper3 yeah, it's an often-quoted thing with me and my brother.
 
@Chopper3 yes, we are a gang, that is true. it has a reason why we have so high rep... because we're the active users on the site. that's how it is here
 
7:56 AM
So this Windows 8 > 10 thing? I thought it was a joke.
 
@tombull89 it's not
 
@tombull89 it actually was..
 
@MichelZ exactly
 
@pauska I know it was, that's the best thing.
 
it was an april fools joke in 2013
 
@tombull89 I imagine someone will hack it so it it displays 9 instead
 
it should arrive in about 8 hours
the preview
 
There's an i7 920 going for £40 on ebay...so tempted.
 
@tombull89 that's my desktop cpu at home..
it runs at 3,2ghz with a silent fan
 
@Chopper3 he was right that we're all bastards, but he was wrong in believing that that was the reason his posts were downvoted and closed
 
8:01 AM
I'm looking to build a cheap machine so my housemates can play The Sims 4
 
@JennyD exactly :)
@tombull89 there's so really great parts around right now for that sort of thing
@tombull89 wish I had the need to build something that wasn't top-end but was just great value
 
@Chopper3 To be honest, I am seriously surprised about the prices of components on eBay...you could probably build a very decent machine for under £300
 
@tombull89 for that price you can get the performance of a PS4 without any issue.
 
thing is about that CPU the socket makes the motherboard expensive
 
can't you just buy a used PC?
 
8:11 AM
could do, I guess. I like building machines though, and it tends to make it cheaper.
 
Anybody want an Ello invite? I've got 3 left.
 
@JennyD yes please
 
what's ello?
 
@JennyD: I'm kinda curious so yeah.
 
8:16 AM
sent to both of you
@MichelZ beta version of a facebook replacement
still got one invite left
 
ah
that's not for me, but thx
 
At this point it's barely functional and I don't expect that it will be better than FB in the long term, but it may be worth it for a while anyway
 
hipster facebook? :D
 
@MichelZ kind of, yeah...
 
I tend to use g+ loads ;p
facebook dosen't work for me cause family. SO MUCH NOISE.
 
8:18 AM
oh, I would like a ello invite
 
@faker address?
@faker sent
and now I'm out of invites
 
@JennyD Thanks!
of course "faker" is taken already...
 
take "voretaq7" just for the confusion value?
 
@faker what about @HopelessN00bGeniousOfNetwork?
3
 
@tombull89 yeah, the Pentium G3258 in particular is a great value cpu
 
8:33 AM
@JennyD I used IRC too much in the past, I always resort to @faker_ I got the same on twitter so that's alright anyway
 
@Iain can you delete messages here?
 
Dan
Morning IT sluts
6
 
@Dan morning pimp
 
That's not a pimp cane, that's a LART.
Just found a folder on the shared drive called "Defence Against The Dark Arts" with a subfolder of "MISTA WEASLEEEE"
I ain't even mad.
 
@JennyD I didn't get anything :(
 
8:49 AM
@pauska I've tried re-sending it
 
@JennyD there, got it
 
@pauska Nope, I flagged it for a mod though so hopefully @JourneymanGeek will pick it up
Ok so some moderator declined my flag
@pauska you'll have to flag it yourself
 
morning
 
9:26 AM
 
@Chopper3 nice!
emulate a switch using a ton of NIC's and two standard motherboards
WTF
 
@MichelZ yeah, mad
 
9:45 AM
@Chopper3 if he wants to test an embedded linux on switching hardware it might not be that wrong in my opinion, though i certainly not think he is that deep in chip design :)
 
It's really not a system administration task
 
@DennisNolte make a switch/router out of a PC with loads of port yes, compile a new OS for essentially embedded CPUs - seems pointless
@Iain exactly - like the updated BF4?
 
@Chopper3 I don't BF
 
@Chopper3 I played a few games last night, couple of Rush and one Conquest (that I didn't realise was in the server rotation). Seems better, but still needs some work.
 
10:04 AM
I liked BF4, but I don't like that they are tricking you into buying a ton of expansions
@JennyD Ello must be very popular among the vision impaired. Nearly everyone has glasses...
 
@Iain I thought you did, getting old mate, mind's going
@tombull89 seemed better at close quarters, no kill-trading or 'one hit' kills so far
 
10:40 AM
@Chopper3 @tombull89 so not just another Call of Dudebro type thing then?
I'm crap at it but I really enjoy world of tanks...
 
@RobM I HATE CoD - totally different style of play
 
good to know its different, might be worth a look for me then. I've been avoiding BF because I assumed it would be more of the same...
I'm still really enjoying the playstation 4 and the few games I have for that. Just finished the infamous second son storyline.
 
Fifa 15 on Xbox One for me
I can literally spend an entire day on it.. mesmerizing
 
I like Fifa as a 'party' game when my friends visit
 
Me too.. only that they removed the local tournament mode :(
back to pen and paper
 
10:46 AM
The last fifa game I got was 13 on the 360 , so yeah 15 on PS4/Xbone is quite an improvement
 
I never play online.. the kids beat me
 
that's a pain. I've seen a lot of complaints about this round of EA games being about taking stuff out that was in old version
 
it's manageer career mode that keeps me occupied
well, everything EA does these days are focused around in-app purchases/DLC
 
I don't like online gaming much. I think it's because I work in a college - if I wanted to hear angst-ridden teenagers scream abuse at me I can go to work and get paid for it.
 
hence why Ultimate Team was the only thing that got new features this time
 
10:47 AM
true enough, the games store was trying to upsell it to me big time.
 
or like battlefield, where they release expansions faster than you change your socks, and all the servers upgrade to the new expansion
how many add-ons did the sims 3 have? 15?
same with simcity.. they utterly destroyed the game
luckily career mode is still in fifa, and the game looks magnificent on new consoles
 
@pauska I'm beyond shit at fifa
@RobM Battlefield is far less 'dumb' than CoD, less arcadey, you can use real military tactics and they pay off, it's less full of kids either, though you do get a lot of text chatter about 'noobs' etc.
@pauska the trick with battlefield DLC is to buy the premium pack on day one and they work out much cheaper overall, there's a new one due soon but I don't like the look of it myself
 
@Chopper3 as I'd be a noob, I guess I couldn't complain about hearing chat about it...
 
@RobM I wouldn't worry about it, just try not to do too much moaning yourself and ignore anyone else
@RobM there are some cheats about, you can report them if you see it
 
@Chopper3 it's way too expensive
 

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