In all seriousness, though, this is how it went: An absolute statement was made. I instinctively latched onto that, because a challenge to the perceived normal is a super-easy source of drama. Who would hate a Sausage Fest? The laziest answer is: straw vegans. Who are they aside from vegans? One of the only groups your synopsis identified was werewolves, and that's yet again a challenge to the perceived normal, so vegan werewolves it is!
What is their goal? To undermine the Sausage Fest. I could have them attack it outright, but subversive "discover the hidden plot" stories provide more var…