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12:00 AM
We're playing "skip an annoying thing to do a painful thing", right?
 
cat
@ThatBrazilianGuy ...
 
@cat My boss would be disappointed if I ever did that. Not skip work, I mean. Install Windows. ;p
 
@Bob I didn't figure a basic game like that was heavy on the processor. However since it's 3D and all I thought if there was a bottle neck, it'd be the graphics card.
 
Vic^H^H^HMachine number 3 is at 92% in the Windows 10 WinPE stage
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Your boss likes Mac OS a lot?
 
12:06 AM
@Ariane Dunno. Maybe he does. I think he owns a Mac, but they're quite rare here out of graphic work and some web designers and DJs.
Nearly everything we do at work is on Linux
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy People actually use Linux on desktop machines? And choose to do so?
 
Bob
@Ariane Eh... not really 3D in the traditional sense
 
@Bob No?
@ThatBrazilianGuy Shock! Also the lack of a taskbar is kinda disrupting.
 
@Ariane I've done that in the past.
 
12:10 AM
@Ariane Apart from less compatibility with games and creative suites such as Adobe, what's wrong with using Linux on the desktop?
 
Done what?
 
Is Ubuntu generally a stable distro? I've had terrible experiences with it
 
@Ariane Used Linux, I assume
 
Bob
@Ariane What was your old GPU?
@BenN If you don't poke it too hard.
 
@BenN It usually is, at least I never had too much problem with it. I'm more satisfied with Fedora, plus it's consistent with what I use at work.
 
Bob
12:10 AM
If you poke Ubuntu too hard, it starts poking back.
 
Run Linux as a desktop os. My secondary desktop PC is Fedora.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy It's rare and although I have close to no experience with it, it sounds like a pain altogether.
 
All I did was install it and run the Software Updater like it asked, then it kernel-panicked at the next boot
 
@Ariane There are taskbarish items at the left, and at the top areas
 
I run KDE , it's more windows like
 
Bob
12:11 AM
@Ariane IIRC, the few "3D" aspects are very simple. Just about everything (even pure-2D) uses a 3D rendering engine these days, but that doesn't any of it particularly expensive.
 
@Ariane Actually, once I started using it at work I started using it much, much more at home and windows less and less and now I wonder what took me so long
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy I seeee.
 
Package management (aka updating stuff) is so simple compared to Windows
 
Bob
Oh hell no.
 
@bob My old GPU was EVGA GTX 660 Ti 3GB.
 
Bob
12:12 AM
Package management is only "simple" until you get into a dependency nightmare.
2
 
@Bob Been there. It's rare. Seen it maybe twice in 3 years or more.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Updating applications ? Really? Whenever I see a JS/PHP/etc thing that works with package management (Bower, etc.) I just go "UGH, GIMME A ZIP" and go away.
 
Windows: some stuff use Windows Update. Some stuff popup a warning of a new version. Some stuff run an updater all the time on the taskbar. Some stuff force you to go to their site. Some stuff install a service just for checking. Some stuff...
Linux: sudo dnf update
@Ariane I have no experience with bower, gulp, grunt, composer, node, etc (I should / wish I did, but I don't.)
 
Bob
@ThatBrazilianGuy Only if you never ever venture outside the specific packages the OS vendor provides (and even there I've seen issues). God forbid you ever want to install an actually up-to-date package...
 
When I tried Kali Linux (for a class), whenever I tried to update stuff it would just fail with bizarre errors
 
12:15 AM
Kali is simply bizarre.
 
Yeah it seemed pretty broken TBH
 
@BenN I've used Ubuntu, Fedora and Debian without nearly any issues.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Now that you mention it, it would be nice if apps came from a sort of Play Store-like thing. Would probably make updates easier.
 
@Bob At work at some point I had a dozen unofficial repos / PPAs / stuff and nothing ever broke.
 
Bob
I've been running Debian on servers for a while - it's much more stable than Ubuntu, but even then has its own issues.
Ran Ubuntu in VMs.
Broke many VMs due to stuffed up packages.
 
12:17 AM
@Ariane Most Linux distros does just that, as a frontend wrapper for their package management system. You don't even have to use the CLI.
 
Bob
Restored many snapshots.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy One of my friends tried it once. Never tried again, and he's very angry whenever he sees that sorta thing. Especially since we work in web. Who the fuck needs package management for JS plugins? D:
 
@Ariane "It" what? Linux?
 
Bob
@Ariane Eh, depends on the implementation I suppose.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Sounds practical. Windows should learn.
@ThatBrazilianGuy Package management for PHP/JS/etc.
 
Bob
12:18 AM
npm is ... the simple stuff works but again anything complex becomes a dependency nightmare
nuget (for C#) is actually pretty nice, as long as you never uninstall a package or update out of order. see: dependency nightmare
 
@Ariane They are learning. First they had chocolatey (unofficial), then nuget / oneget oficially.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy What? Who?
 
MS
 
Bob
Funnily enough the most robust solution I've seen is Windows' SxS.
 
NuGet is integrated into Visual Studio
WinSxS/CBS is actually really awesome
 
Bob
12:19 AM
Of course, it's robust by virtue of keeping a million copies of every single version you've ever installed.
 
Fortunately, some of those copies are actually hardlinks
 
@Ariane Microsoft adopted a CLI package management for Windows called OneGet based on a project called Nuget. I think it comes with Windows 10.
 
Bob
@BenN Oh, I don't mean the identical/hardlinked ones. Just that you have many versions installed at once.
 
I don't even know what Chocolatey, Nuget and Oneget are. They manage Windows updates? Also why CLI?
 
Ah. Yes, it does keep a lot of versions. I am legit super impressed by the fact that you can pick and choose updates to uninstall and nothing will break
 
12:21 AM
@Ariane Microsoft is also porting Bash (one flavour of Linux CLI) to Windows. Natively.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Is that .bat files?
 
Also the whole role/feature system for servers generally works really well, except for WSUS, which is broken in other ways too
 
Bob
@BenN Nothing will break as long as you keep the installer cache*
 
@Ariane No, Bash is the normal commandline thingy for lots of Linux systems; its scripts are generally called .sh
 
Oh, it's the thing where you do "sudo something"?
 
12:22 AM
Pretty much
 
Bob
@ThatBrazilianGuy Eh, Windows NT had a fully POSIX-compliant subsystem.
Heck, that subsystem existed up till 8.
 
@Bob Never knew it
 
NTFS still supports case sensitivity, though I'm pretty sure most Windows components don't support it
As in, you can turn on case sensitivity in the Registry if you want to break your computer
 
Bob
Funny that Windows NT to 8 were actually more POSIX-compliant than Linux ever was, as far as certification goes.
 
@BenN So that's why I can have two files named FileName.ext and filename.ext on my NTFS partition of my Linux fileserver!
 
Bob
12:26 AM
Both OS X/macOS and Windows <=8 w/ SUA were UNIX/POSIX-certified respectively, while I don't think any Linux distro ever was :P
 
POSIX. Never heard of that.
 
!!wiki POSIX
 
The Portable Operating System Interface (POSIX) is a family of standards specified by the IEEE Computer Society for maintaining compatibility between operating systems. POSIX defines the application programming interface (API), along with command line shells and utility interfaces, for software compatibility with variants of Unix and other operating systems. == NameEdit == Originally, the name "POSIX" referred to IEEE Std 1003.1-1988, released in 1988. The family of POSIX standards is formally designated as IEEE 1003 and the international standard name is ISO/IEC 9945. The standards emerged from...
 
@Bob I THINK one of them was
 
OK, that's not particularly enlightening
 
12:29 AM
ahh, my memory is incorrect
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek Kinda hard to when the kernel itself isn't compliant? afaik anyway
 
@Ariane easier to script
the idea behind nuget support is so you can automate deployment for something like nano server
 
....I see.
 
or you can run a script post install that automatically pulls in the latest (or specific) versions of any application that has a nuget/oneget repo
 
Sounds like that could easily work in GUI though
 
Bob
12:36 AM
@Ariane Nano doesn't have a GUI
also, scripted installs are much easier and more reproducible when you're installing over a few hundred servers.
 
yup
@Ariane someone could write one as a wrapper
 
True, true.
 
1:07 AM
ugh. Enumeration is lame
Filling in a job application which extracted my degree correctly. Then refused to let me proceed cause it wasn't in their list. Likewise with my diploma. Recognised the course not the school
ooh, these guys were painless.
"Phone number? Name? How much money you want? resume? OK! If you don't hear in a month, we didn't pick you"
@ThatBrazilianGuy I have a google voice number - grandfathered in from grand central
You need a US phone number - back in the day I used IPKALL (which isn't free any more) and some free SIP server
 
cat
1:26 AM
!!caat
 
cat
Catedy cat cat cat cat cat
I'm a cat
 
1:57 AM
@Hennes meta.superuser.com/questions/11662/… for your attention
 
2:08 AM
@JourneymanGeek Yeah, I have a page with lots of those.
google.com/voice#phones Shows only "Google Chat" as a phone option
There's no "get new number" or "add new number"
But maybe because I'm on a brazilian IP
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy tunnelbear works well for that
 
4 hours ago, by That Brazilian Guy
40 secs ago, by That Brazilian Guy
@GuitarShoeDave I do have one in the USA.
 
Bob
wait, what do you people use US numbers for? o.O
 
@Bob I had it as a alternate contact for an IRC server I used to admin
also cause I could
 
Bob
2:16 AM
o.O
 
@Bob Do I need to use it for something? I just want to set up and configure stuff!
Purpose is for normal people. Geeks just want to tinker around!
 
@Bob same reason I had an IRC server, a discourse instance, a matrix server, run my own webserver....
 
2:29 AM
@Ariane I actually run a Linux desktop in the cloud.
Problem is that it takes a lot of bandwidth to get a good VNC experience.
 
Bob
and it stops working when it rains?
 
@Bob No, that's not the issue. It's just that we don't have a good Internet link to take full advantage of it.
Linode (my cloud hosting provider) provides plenty of transit so I'm not worried about an overage (which in any case is a mere $0.02 per GB).
 
Bob
@bwDraco it's a joke/pun... cloud => rain, and copper lines => rain
 
lol
 
Bob
> Microsoft Authenticator
o.O that's a thing now?
 
2:44 AM
Scaled back the cloud desktop server because I don't use it that much these days. If I need the extra compute provided by the larger instance, I'll happily scale back up.
That's the beauty of cloud. You can scale up or down as needed to meet your workload while reducing costs.
Will be AFK, taking a bath.
My workloads are pretty much never limited by RAM.
Compute is the main limiting factor, and for the time being, I don't see any real pressure.
 
 
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4:42 AM
Mornin'!
 
what's the point: dude says get a shredder so all your statements and bills and stuff dont just go in the trash (recycle bin). They steal the mail right out of the mailbox, before I even see it. (happens rarely but it would be rare anyone going through the trash)
 
 
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Bob
7:22 AM
@Rahul2001 ah, I forgot to look at your thing last night :P
 
7:51 AM
morning
how is that the traffic is worse during the school holidays?
 
vacation
 
Underaged Joyriders
 
8:09 AM
one day i'll come into work and everything will work perfectly
a perfect zen moment
 
@JourneymanGeek Around Manchester that's a pretty good bet. The druggies in the car park will steal @Burgi's car to go replenish their supplies ;P
 
:(
i've made my minion very happy
i've loaned him my javascript books
 
@Burgi How is he getting on?
 
So. I decided to google myself. (I was wondering how famous my internet alter-ego was...)
I would like to say... intelligentjamaica.com/… My eyes.
 
speed and diligence is an issue but we are working on that
his backend stuff also needs work but his training is in frontend so...
 
Bob
8:24 AM
@Burgi that would just mean both your servers and monitoring system are down
 
@Burgi as an ex minion, it massively helps if you're (initially) super clear of what you're expecting
 
@bob, but the zen moment before i realise that....
@JourneymanGeek totally agree, however i had no influence in his hiring process
that said he is a real bonus and a massive help
 
@Burgi oh, even post hiring
 
i'd be swamped if he weren't here
i need to get him a "world's best minion" mug
 
8:35 AM
if done nothing but fix servers since friday
its so ingrained in my mind right now that i DREAMT i was fixing servers
 
cat
YOLO
 
Bob
ok, so I think I know what the two pressing bugs are
First one: if changing language packs (e.g. en-US to en-AU) it's necessary to reinstall the latest cumulative update, otherwise search in Settings app won't work
 
@JourneymanGeek avoid viking funerals, amen.
 
Bob
Second one: after fixing the first one, it's not possible to assign a new handler for the HTTPS protocol (default browser)
 
8:45 AM
@JourneymanGeek yup, the number of seniors who've told me to do something, and I've done something different because in the past that's what was expected.
Then again, he could/should? ask.
 
cat
!! Caat
 
cat
@Bob how are they even related?!
 
Bob
@cat Settings app is shit
 
Morning
 
8:52 AM
I need an opinion on this idea here
copper heat spreader, question is shouldnt the distribution of the heat producing items , take into concideration that they each contribute heat to eachother increasing the heat in the center?
 
PCB heatsink?
 
Ah. Depends. The idea would be for it not to heat up enough for it to be an issue
 
what if one chip was in use more than the others?
 
it was a expencive picture frame, somone was tossing, and i am converting it into a light
 
8:55 AM
@Psycogeek Take an IR picture when it is in use and all will become clear ;P
 
@DavidPostill exactally, and that will be too late.
@Burgi on that note there will be one chip item that will be off when in high mode. i was figuring one of the center ones.
so it is actually 5 items, making that kinda wrong picture.
 
Bob
@cat I'm trying to figure out how I can get MS to fix this -_-
hm... I technically have a tech support contract for dev/test 2 incidents
could use one here :P
 
cat
lol
 
then if it is going to be upright like a shop light, heat rises , making the cooling of the top less, what will be the delta coefficient for the bottom ones vrses the top? I am sure that some engineers would know all the math, but then WHY dont they ever make provisions for such things? Soo all i need is a bit of guessing.
 
cat
I want to chase something
 
9:08 AM
Hmm. Someone has lost their tinfoil hat ;P
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A: Why does the cmd show the Windows version number as being 6.1.7601?

Elsie EricksonI had the same problem, Windows version 6.1 instead of Windows 7. All diagnostics pointed to Windows 6.1. I've had this problem since 2013. This refers to 3rd party software planted on your computer by hackers. Look for the product key. If it doesn't match your valid Windows 7 product key, you ha...

 
lol ^^^
 
@Psycogeek well where is the heat going from the copper plate, is it open to the air?
 
@DavidPostill sounds like someone who's a happy customer of WINDOWS TECHNICAL SUPPORT
 
@djsmiley2k yes no fins, just open front and back.
 
9:10 AM
omfg
 
@JourneymanGeek Could very be the case :)
 
my ex-boss served notice to our hosting company in may to decommission a server
 
then you surely just need to look at heat from the leds -> loss from a plate of that size
 
it was the only unhacked/clean one we had
 
if it's not enclosed I don't think you'll get a large difference between top/bottom
@Burgi run away D:
Also why are all your servers hacked o_O
 
9:11 AM
they turned it off this morning
 
@Burgi Oh dear. Is it too late to "unnotice" the decommission?
 
@DavidPostill thankfully not
 
@Burgi Phew. That was close then :)
Your job is full of unexpected surprises.
 
@djsmiley2k general incompetence, bad passwords and obsolete webcode
 
I feel bad for you son
 
9:13 AM
the main password of choice was/is *********
 
i GOT 99 passwords, and yours is one.
edrrrr
why does that sound familuar D:
 
o0
@Burgi should I redact that?
 
Plus please don't share passwords
 
@djsmiley2k ok does heat rise in dense objects ? it does in water, but water like air moves around.
 
even old ones, incase they are still in use somewhere
 
9:15 AM
nah its gone now
 
@Psycogeek I don't think so
it rises in air/sinks in water due to the fact it makes the air/water more/less dense
 
actually maybe you should
literally everything used that password
database strings, ftp, server admins, CMS admins...
 
protip. If you are truely lazy and want single use, disposable passwords, fourmilabs has a radioactive RNG that works well
 
lol
 
all my db passwords are truely random
 
9:17 AM
pwgen tbh
pwgen 16
 
do you get your roommate to walk over the keyboard? @JourneymanGeek
 
@Burgi Naw, he'd crush the keyboard.
and walking on the keyboard is a cat thing
 
Morning
 
@Dave <guitar riff> ;P
 
9:23 AM
@Burgi clearly no you don't. ;p
 
:)
Does any one know if the Surface Pro 4 type cover works with a Surface Pro 3 machine?
 
@Dave interwebs says yes
tunnelbear's android client is excessively cute
 
@JourneymanGeek, cool, from looking intereweb mostly said yes :) Some said unsure but that's good to know
I do feel like more time is needed on the guitar instead of the computer
 
cat
!!cat
 
cat
9:28 AM
@Burgi hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
!!doge boss,fail,noob,epic
 
    wow
much boss
           many fail
                          so noob
very epic
 
cat
Nope not the order I wanted, again
 
9:41 AM
@JourneymanGeek @Burgi what is the definition minion being used it this context?
> a follower or underling of a powerful person, especially a servile or unimportant one.
"he gets oppressed minions like me to fob them off"
!!doge cat, qwertyuiop, qasdfdsaq, kerbalspacebecky, Caterina'Catty'McCatface
2
 
         wow
                         much cat
very  qwertyuiop
             many  qasdfdsaq
                      such  kerbalspacebecky
so  Caterina'Catty'McCatface
 
Hm... If that's the definition of a minion, I think I have one or two...
 
cat
!!ca
 
@cat That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: cat
 
cat
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
 
9:57 AM
@Rahul2001 Small yellow person.
 
@Rahul2001 its a term of affection for an underling
ok i have an error log that is 630MB, any suggestions on how to open it?
 
@Burgi What format? Plain text?
 
yeah
1023
Q: Text editor to open big (giant, huge, large) text files

YuviI mean 100+ MB big; such text files can push the envelope of editors. I need to look through a large XML file, but cannot if the editor is buggy. Any suggestions?

 
cat
@Burgi Windows or Linux?
 
windows
 
cat
10:04 AM
Notepad++
 
throws an error
 
cat
o_0
 
@Burgi try sublime
 
too large to be opened by notepad++
will do
 
(or less ._.)
 
cat
10:06 AM
Huh I can do 250MB files in Notepad++ and other people report opening 600MB files
> Some freeware text editors can handle big files, for example, EditPad
But yeah, on Linux I'd just use less.
Funny enough R-Studio's text/hex editor can open any sized file
(including 20TB HDD image files)
 
sublime worked
 
cat
Ah. Looks like it's time to ditch N++ and switch then
> Sublime Text may be downloaded and evaluated for free, however a license must be purchased for continued use.
Oh :-(
40
A: How to read Text File of about 2 GB?

Kiki MangoWordPad will open any text file no matter the size. However, it has limited capabilities as compared to a text editor.

Huh
 
i'm sure i've had 600MB files in notepad++ before
 
cat
Wordpad seems about four times slower at opening a 200MB file than N++
 
@Burgi It could be the syntax parsing that is failing (if it is XML, for example).
 
cat
10:10 AM
> I recently ran into a problem where I was was trying to load a 350MB text file into Notepad++, and I got an error saying “File is too big to be opened by Notepad++”. However, another 317.9MB text file opens with no such error.

Actually my file size is 423MB which should not be too big. I closed some programs like MS SQL Server Management Studio and re-open the file with Notepad++ and it worked. Hope closing some programs to free memory is helpful for you too.
Looks like a RAM-related soft limit maybe
 
@DavidPostill its just a *.log
its plain text in sublime
@cat wordpad managed to open it but brought the PC to a crawl
 
cat
@Burgi Yeah. Seems to load the whole thing into RAM. N++ doesn't, yet has an arbitrary file size limit :-/
Just opened a 450MB file in N++, took 3 seconds
Wordpad took 10 seconds to open and is now running at 0.8 fps
Refuses to open a 710MB file though
 
@Burgi @cat According to ghacks.net/2012/03/26/notepad-6-0-released-downloads-inside release notes - "The maximum file size limit for documents is 500 Megabytes in Notepad++"
 
cat
Doesn't complain about opening a 540MB file on my home PC...
Huh, Notepad++ doesn't even complain about opening a 2GB file on my home PC
Huh, the version on my home PC is 4 years older
 
cat
10:23 AM
Even opens a 60GB file, though it's taking a while over network. I suspect they added some arbitrary file size limitation to more recent versions, which is why you remember opening a 600MB file in the past... it used to open any size file in version 5.7
That's the third time this week I wish I had 10GbE
 
Bob
@cat Most hex editors can
@cat A lot of editors have trouble with very long lines
 
11:03 AM
that error log had errors going back to 2013
 
ooh, that was fun
We found an old camera with leaky batteries that no one seems to remember
 
its a windows server
 
@Burgi I'm sure there is a logrotate equivalent for Windows Server...
 
11:20 AM
its one of the servers that my ex-boss "forgot" about
i should have walked away from this job when they only scored 3 on the joel test
sorry they scored 4
May 18 at 16:30, by Burgi
they scored 4 on the joel test
its atleast 6 now
 
cat
@Burgi lol
 
11:38 AM
@JourneymanGeek bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/ross_global.shtml - specifically the singapore bit
 
"There are now over 30 million dead people on Facebook" whaaaat ? bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03sm61g Program that explores the archived legasy of the departed onliners
 
11:55 AM
sounds about right
 
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