45 messages found


Dec 10, 2018 02:43
I [20M] feel threatened a video game character is stealing my girlfriend [20F] (h/t @legaladvice_txt)
Nov 28, 2018 00:40
oops, ea killed it for stealing art
Nov 12, 2018 05:52
how do i sue my neighbors bees for trespassing on my property and stealing my pollen
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Aug 3, 2018 22:02
@Yuuki hue, i'm stealing that
Apr 3, 2018 16:14
@Yuuki why you stealing @SaintWacko's thunder? where is your moira POTG?
Feb 7, 2018 23:15
@Memor-X and the dingos stealing babies
Feb 3, 2018 16:55
Here, for anyone who requires it, is a kitten stealing a baby's sock https://t.co/9BDjxTdSdx
Jan 28, 2018 01:53
nothing quite says "I'm in tech" like stealing a box of pads and calling them tampons https://twitter.com/LinusTech/status/957344739157667840
Jan 2, 2018 00:52
Why did the chef bring a measuring cup to his criminal trial for stealing a gallon of milk? Because it would be four the quarts to decide.
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Aug 11, 2017 21:01
@Yuuki tell your reddit buddies to stop stealing memes off twitter
Jun 8, 2017 22:29
@Wipqozn is it that robots are stealing the jobs or that the jobs were never well suited to humans anyway and robots are actually freeing up humans for better pursuits?
May 17, 2017 01:17
@Memor-X years ago, they caught people stealing cable by playing a commercial that indicated they won a free tv and had to mail in their info
Mar 6, 2017 21:43
> I Want to Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried to Frame Me for a Crime
Dec 15, 2016 17:28
@Sterno and that's as terrible as @Wipqozn stealing 40 cakes
Jul 29, 2016 15:37
@PrivatePansy meanwhile the lady in black is stealing someone's orange shoes
Jul 16, 2016 01:20
world events have been good at stealing the spotlight from trump
Jul 11, 2016 20:34
@Sterno proof that pokemon go is a plot to conquer the world by stealing all the datas
Jun 6, 2016 23:15
it seems that @Yuuki has succeeded in stealing all our google based credentials
May 25, 2016 23:20
@AshleyNunn on an unrelated note, stealing "monsterboxes"
May 23, 2016 15:58
"we don't want these brown people coming in here and stealing our jerbs" ...
Apr 13, 2016 18:31
@Lazers2.0 see @twobugs, @sterno is stealing all your DS3 rep
Apr 7, 2016 19:48
@AshleyNunn fyi, stealing jerknugget
Apr 1, 2016 04:57
@AshleyNunn stealing "stompy dragon feelings" btw
Mar 11, 2016 23:32
@AshleyNunn stealing "sparklepoints", "vibrating anger squid", and "monsterbox" too
Mar 11, 2016 23:29
@AshleyNunn stealing "wobbly" in that context. just BTW
Mar 2, 2016 20:35
dammit @Dragonrage, stealing my edit
Feb 2, 2016 04:16
@AshleyNunn yes, but some want to repeal it over this anchor babies nonsense, i.e. Immigrants sneaking over here, having a baby on us soil, then stealing jobs
Jan 27, 2016 21:58
@Arperum so close to stealing leadership :P
Jan 26, 2016 02:29
i am stealing that
Jan 19, 2016 16:47
@Yuuki he is great at stealing ideas from eastern religions
Dec 10, 2015 23:34
@Yuuki i'm stealing that
Sep 30, 2015 20:13
First the #FreeNovaScotia now stealing a politician's phone and sexting all the contacts
Sep 9, 2015 20:11
Also why is Morgan freeman stealing eggs?
Sep 9, 2015 19:16
I'm stealing it
Aug 20, 2015 14:11
@badp all these neutrinos, coming here and stealing our jobs
Aug 17, 2015 19:33
Stealing all my starbait before I can type it on mobile
Aug 3, 2015 13:09
Yeah foreign keys are always coming around here, stealing all the native keys' jobs
Jun 21, 2015 17:58
i am stealing your "Whow Hat"
Jun 1, 2015 04:39
@AshleyNunn much better way of saying it, i'm stealing that
May 18, 2015 19:38
@badp lazy replicants, coming here and stealing our jobs
Mar 20, 2015 19:36
@Arperum i tried to ask about ghosts stealing from me and got nothing :S
Mar 12, 2015 18:42
> Stealing what? Money? From your bank account or coins/notes from your wallet? – kenorb 44 mins ago
Dec 24, 2014 23:02
ddosing north korea, stealing sextapes, trolling lifehacks...

stealing