I am not a penis, that's everybody else in the room

penis jokes aren't really appropriate

@MarkBuffalo yes well you keep claiming that you have a huge penis

@DavidFreitag does that mean you can detach your face and your penis and fellate yourself?

@Simon well exactly, I love penis but not when it doesn't do what I tell it to

you love penis so much you wish you had one!

it's difficult to change the subject when you're making your penis the center of attention

@Simon he said he has a huge penis and you just asked him to show you?

@Simon you have more penis on the mind than I ever have

penis of simon?

the penis wasn't the problem, but how it was used

but you should be aware that your penis was described in detail during said planning

either that or you have a small penis

penis then coffee

misread as penis

@Simon you know what, ranking women's potential based on beauty would be like if we ranked men's usefulness based on the length of their penis

@MarkHulkalo well yes, physically hot like burning, instead of hot like you just woke up with your head in the lap of the owner of a large penis

is that what having a penis feels like?

@Simon talks about penis so much that he must have penis envy, maybe he has a friend with a large penis and he saw it this one time and now he can't get it out of his mind

that's something that somebody with a small penis would say

well, "World's smallest penis" probably has some Google juice

@AviD you changed his comment from a little boy playing with his penis to full on bestiality

like your penis

@Iszi surely it would be if the temperature of your penis was at a comfortable temperature?

@Begueradj if something can't be explained with a good penis euphemism then it's not worth explaining

and for the record, cryptography is exactly like penis size, it's not only the size that matters but how you use it

I'm going to be honest and say I've over-committed to this conversation and don't really want to talk about penis all night

since the average length of a man's penis is 5 inches, I'd hope so

so stop thinking with your penis, @Simon

it was the tux drinking from a windows carton but was defaced with a penis

your Penis Length is Small?

@AviD I suffer from no penis envy at all

set up an IRC client, auto accept files of certain types, announce to the room that you're female and get a dcc folder full of penis pictures

like subconsciously it's all like "yeah, definitely talking about penis" whereas I'm actually typing "nice to hold"

well, you could be after a small penis, a gigantic penis

hello, I would like a large penis with no cheese and a fresh scented fragrance

what the fuck, I typed "penis" instead of pizza first time around

go back to playing with your penis while thinking about your TB-3

@AviD yeah, he had penis envy

he said he had longer slender fingers just like his pencil shaped penis

I did not include penis on the list because the list of "meats I eat"

like, might as well talk about how you actually do have a tiny penis

don't think I don't already blame every person with a penis for these troubles

@SPArchaeologist Nobody can tell you what to do, but ultimately, AV is for people who watch porn or browse dodgy shit or don't think before they click. Hide behind NAT or a firewall and don't click on the button that advertises a solution for penis enlargement or free access to your favorite download site.

interesting fact of the day, guaranteed to cause wincing: it is possible to snap a penis

as an upside, I have tiny hands, so even an average penis looks bigger than it is

basically, if I were a guy, I'd have a tiny penis.

> - penis erection that is painful or lasts 4 hours or longer (rare); or

There is a tiny penis joke in there somewhere

@Simon are you a grower (small penis that grows large), a show-er (a large penis that grows larger) or neither (you have a tiny penis)