The problem with locks is one that I fear.
It's something I hold quite near and quite dear.
My smile will vanish (and turn to a frown),
When I find a post that I can't vote down.

I click on the button; it just doesn't work.
It's not like my duties are something I shirk.
But just like the icon of Downy the Goat,
I feel "y u do dis" when I cannot vote ;_;

> Goat: Yay, Im ready to release cheddar v1
> Git: haha, f*ck you
> Goat: ;_; @git y u do dis Q____Q